* Europe's

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@paco Obviously, they are there to tour the house, just like any other day.

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Are we gonna get another zombie toddler? :D #Monsterdon

I’m just gonna put this wobbly glass thing at the foot of my child’s bed - for safety. #Monsterdon

Listen to Uncle Ben! It's AIRBORNE! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

Are these the before or after pictures?

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AND NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD. whoops. #monsterdon

Oh fuck yeah garlic. This is more true to the novel than other versions I vaguely recall. Maybe.
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#Monsterdon what do we think "Cut Price Polaris Force" is? Big ad for it in that newspaper...

Oh no COZOMPIRE-65 IS airborne!

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Oh, it's anti-biotic-resistant influenza. Zombinfluenza. #Monsterdon

Could not and would not trust a man who picked up my child and ran away chanting "card tricks" #monsterdon

It figures he started out as a Covid--I mean, Zompire-- virus denier.

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Damn this shit def hits different than the last time I saw it #monsterdon

Is his wife's name Verge?

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@paco It looked like LA? Big city, anyway, from his map he's marking up. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth OH MAN the "vampire" that keeps calling Morgan's name is Ben, his best friend who came to his party?

So YOU'RE the one, keeping all the corpses up at night, whistling past the graveyard.

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I'm really interested in that cut price Polaris Force in the paper. #monsterdon

The Morning Routine of The Last Man on Earth!
Thrill as he makes coffee and toast!
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Didn't we just see "Whistling past the graveyard" guy getting the mirror treatment? #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

"Do I have to remind you that theory is the beginning of solution?"

You definitely do not but I'd be lying if I said I don't want to hear more of your nutter rambling

#Monsterdon

🦖LAST TRIVIA ON EARTH 🌎

Vincent is the only one in the movie that speaks his own English. The movie was made in Rome.

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"Plague carried on the wind"? Oh, they burned the first zombies again, like Return of the Living Dead. Yeah, y'don't wanna do that. #Monsterdon

Grrrrraaaggghhhhh Morgan... come out, Morgan... your extended warranty, Morgan...

#Monsterdon

"morgan's not here, man"

The little-known Cheech & Chong version of Last Man on Earth, probably

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So garlic, mirrors, and crosses are supposed to deter them, right? Well his front door has all THREE on it and that's not doing shit. #monsterdon

Three years since Emma Thompson discovered the cure for cancer #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧟‍♂️ 🌍 😱

I like that two kid twirlygig woulda enjoyed that as a kid

The face of a sleeping angel.

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#Monsterdon This is actually a nice narrative trick to pull off… foreshadowing via flashback.

CDC, being last to the party as usual. #monsterdon

"What's my motivation in this scene?"
"You have makeup and hair." #monsterdon

The zombies feel pain when you jam their arm in a door? That makes them even more horrifying #monsterdon

Let's file this under ✅ Lost Love

Poor Victor! 😭

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This is me when the missionaries come to my door

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IT'S A MEEEEE MARIO IN A WIG

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vampire dude fell over from the effort of throwing a stick #Monsterdon

Hope he brought his rice

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#Monsterdon Oh no, not Uncle Ben! (Mandatory nerd reference.)

dead-wife-montage.avi

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vincent you're making me very sad #monsterdon

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S WARRANTY, MORGAN #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Meanwhile....

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Lol who's filming these home movies of the crowd during a circus? Was Vincent Price doing it standing in the center ring?

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Well at least they aren't super strong and you can just sorta give them a frantic shove and walk past. #Monsterdon

I too sit two rows in front of my family at the circus to take home videos of my wife.
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at least try talking to them don't be rude #monsterdon

Morgan. Do you hear Morgan. Play Despatico. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Movie inside a movie again! Oh no I forgot my bingo card!

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Love some well-edited home movies. #monsterdon

Morgan is a little busy right now having a mental breakdown, can a man have a few minutes to laugh/cry by himself in this world anymore? #monsterdon

Is this guy manic - depressive or something

Oh....

Right....

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morganDORFFER! morganDORFFER!

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Vincent is me hearing the zompire talking. Who sounds kind of like the robot from Lost In Space. #Monsterdon

aw no Veep, don't cry! #monsterdon

God what a powerful actor he is

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Stick a fork in him, he's cracked

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"It's highly theoretical, Ben": February 2020.

#Monsterdon

ass kicking by an ass, just 💯

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I like how his home movies have been professionally edited, and shot on multiple cameras. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Oh good nutty laugh, Vince, good job :D #Monsterdon

There is the VERY laugh that graced #Thriller

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The daytime scenes are so bleak and oppressive and really communicate to you so well just how much living like this sucks. And then nighttime comes and it's just a mosh pit at a shoegaze concert #Monsterdon

man has lost it. #monsterdon

probably just make a whole suit of mirrors, idk have you tried whether they have to see a resolved image of their face or is any amount of reflection gonna do it because you're missing out on mirror chainmail which would be the sickest armor ever made #monsterdon

just a grief nap #Monsterdon

these aren't zombies or vampires, they're italians #monsterdon

I love the cinematic rules of home movies, they universally never make sense

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pretty sophisticated editing on this home movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Great editing on these home movies.

Price now laughing like a man who knows the joke’s on him.

This is how all Jazz lovers feel.

#TheLastManOnEarth
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Circus movies? that is a nightmare!

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I'm gonna call the mirror bit as "monster recognizing his remaining shred of humanity." #Monsterdon

honestly masterful ramping of of the tension in the "oh shit it's night and i'm outside" scenes, even with the silly shove-fests #monsterdon

this is very nice - y'know not many people hire a cinematographer for their home movies

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Much better. Listening to them pound of the doors of my own house rather than the silance of the mausoleum

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This is rather a chill zombie apocalypse. These guys don't have the bite strength to deal with cheesecake, let alone the human jugular. #Monsterdon

That was a vampire zombie stormtrooper. He basically said "there he is, blast him." #monsterdon

He's watching the Star Wars Holiday special. The only film he had avalable after the apocalypse.

Suicide is better, my dude.

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"No autographs!" #monsterdon

ok pal you need a more tactical mirror, one that works on multiple angles at once because it seems to have like a 2-3 meter range, tops. #monsterdon

"Okay Dave, it's your turn."
"I smush my open palm into Vincent Price's face."
"Roll with disadvantage."
#monsterdon

Aw I feel for Vincent's laugh/cry.

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Sure, home movies are sentimental, but they're no Woodstock. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Thank goodness I bought 6000 cartons of cigarettes

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I'd give him a solid 100XP for outmaneuvering the six vampires in hand-to-hand combat

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Get 'im! Sic 'im!

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he's watching the same eight minutes of Star Wars over and over ag.... oh guess not okay

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So, none of them tried the unlocked door? They just beat on it as always?

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well the immediate danger is over time for a smoke #monsterdon

I love the hand trying to steal his door-side barometer. Dude, let it go. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Solar panels and EVs would solve all of Vincent's problems

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Well, I can see why he's a smoker AND a drinker.

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

I think Morgan would have been fine staying at the mausoleum tbh

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#Monsterdon Shuffle like zombies, but have the weaknesses of vampires. Also, they seem to feel pain! Maybe we’ve gotten too dogmatic in our undead classification.

Driving with the trunk open stoppit!! #Monsterdon

Wait, that's all the zombies got? For walking dead, the jabronies have no stick-to-it-iveness

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Hey, they closed the car door for him!

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How do they all know his name? Do the zompires gossip and shit? #Monsterdon