i like that without the narration this would just be Vincent Price wandering around touching garlic and doing a casual bit of corpse disposal
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#Monsterdon so far he apparently is surviving on coffee and garlic

He's a very casual Van Helsing, huh. "Whoops, found ya. Hol' still while I impale ye, please." #Monsterdon

If this film were in color, it just would not work.

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Oh, so it is a romantic comedy?

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how convenient. A store of nothing but mirrors #monsterdon

If the Vampire Apocalypse happened in 2024, you wouldn't be able to do this because no one keeps three years' worth of stuff at the local store anymore.

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Y'know, Death is a lot less of a downer in The Sandman. This must be when she was talking about being depressed for so long.

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"...who's the bad vampire? You are!"

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Good thing he lives in Pasadena, mirror capital of the West. The great reflected empire. #Monsterdon

only the plainest most rectangular mirrors will do. Vampires Hate Plain Rectangle Mirrors the Most. #Monsterdon

Leaving those beautiful sides of beef?! It's the apocalypse, you can have free steak Mr. Price

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This is one thing that bugs me in dystopian movies. We'll go "shopping" - picking and choosing.

Fuck that, Empty that bitch.

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I wonder where this was filmed. My uncle used to work for Caltex, and it was not a North American brand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltex

oh no fancy mirrors for the vampires, i see how it is #monsterdon

watching Price go through his average day in the post apocalypse is kinda grreat ngl

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after three years, i may have just moved the entire mirror store into my flat. i don't know vince, i don't think you've lived through an apocalypse before, my man. #monsterdon

Killing montage! Omgs

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carpetbagger...

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Nailed her. #Monsterdon

That's a well equipped mirror store. #monsterdon

This post covid, right?

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@apLundell Vincent slowly shaves down the wood with precision to create some pen stakes to finally prove that the pen is mightier than the sword. #monsterdon

Lucky for him there’s a mirror store. #Monsterdon

Maybe you should plant some garlic? Just a thought...

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Amazing, a grocery store scene.

I'm a sucker for a scene in a grocery store, this one is good and weird. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth Neverending fresh garlic and fresh beef!

Shit, now I want a Rotiss-o-mat.
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What's that a box of? Mushrooms? Chicken feet? #monsterdon

#monsterdon this grocery store is more stocked than some irl right now???

well I'd say that beef has aged by now #Monsterdon

So far, The Last Man On Earth is failing on basic science. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

Why would it last longer at the store?

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#Monsterdon “Still fresh.” After three years? Did mutant garlic cause the apocalypse?

@jonny I'm not sure, his priorities may be off kilter. #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

aged meat #Monsterdon

So the store still has power? WTF.

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HOW IS THE MEAT FREEZER STILL COLD?

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I don't think refrigeration works that well.

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Mmm, three-year old beef. #Monsterdon

Pouring gas on a fire?
How the hell is this guy the last one alive?

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Writer of the book I Am Legend (1954), Richard Matheson, also wrote the original script for the movie.

🎬 He did not like how it turned out, though, so asked to be credited as "Logan Swanson".

He also believed Vincent Price was miscast. (As if)

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#Monsterdon NEED ROTISS-O-MATT

Mr. whipple? Are you here?

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Why are there many army trucks parked above the terrifying pit of noxious gas and corpses? Is this ever explained? #Monsterdon

i don't think gas would still be viable after 3 years #monsterdon

So, where's he getting fresh garlic? #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@aprilfollies Probably they'd get pretty stinky otherwise #monsterdon

Now he's wearing a WHOLE ASS SUIT #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

Oh hey, I think I visited this place in Fallout 3. Watch out for the Raiders, Vince. #Monsterdon

Who is running the crematorium when he is no available?
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#Monsterdon And a quick stop at the Piggly Wiggly. No worries about the 15 items or less lane!

I hope the vampires are sexy vampires like on True Blood #monsterdon

Couldn't make it for #Monsterdon this weekend but I love seeing the toots. Have fun y'all!

And to think the city council called this tire fire an "environmental hazard." There's a use for everything. #Monsterdon

Using last remaining gas to burn things up...smart!

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blood for the blood god, bodies for the body pit
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Note how evenly spaced the zombie corpses are along the road. I like nice orderly zombies myself

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That car!! 🤩

It's like the station wagon version of my ol' '56.

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He's a real artisan when it comes to spikes.

I would just take a piece of wood and split it diagonally. That kind of sloppiness is why I wouldn't survive. #monsterdon

My mom, as Vincent tosses the woman's body into the flaming ditch: "Bye honey! It was fun while it lasted!" #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

@ottaross “you’ll pry that garlic out of my cold dead hands”
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Fun Fact, my grandparents had a car lije that. You could hide a family under the hood

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and again with the door! How did he live as long as he did?
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another day, another corpse as a peace offering to the gods

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Kidding aside: How grim is it that the body pit is STILL BURNING when he gets to it. It's just a constant now. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

ok, I admit, he's stronger than he looks. #monsterdon #LastManOnEarth

#Monsterdon How far away d’you think he has to go to find a gas station after all these years? AND WHY ARE YOU WASTING IT BURNING CORPSES??

The girth of your wooden stakes matters more than the length I guess I dunno #Monsterdon

Splody vampires. Just add fire! #monsterdon

Gas mask from... well, I suppose he kept that on the passenger seat?

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@jonny I suspect we're going to get to see them in action

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The gas stations work even without electricity? Time to look up how gas pumps work

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Vincent Price requested real bodies to move to his car to show the difficulty of living like this.

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Ok, so normal LA smog now. #monsterdon

idk much about staking zombies but i think you should probably make the pitch a little less aggressive on that thing, you're going from a point to the width of a coke can there so if you need to stake a few zombies at once you're sorta toast

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#monsterdon Anyone watching a version with subs? If yes where's it at?

VINCENT, HOW ARE STORES STILL OPEN? One more stop I'll have to make?

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Dang, he picked up those corpses like it was nothing. Goth grandpa hiding some gains under that blazer. #Monsterdon

Where is he getting garlic and coffee? Those are not grown in Generic Small Town America(TM). #monsterdon

living a heartbeat away from hell

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full of great lines

don't mind me, just loading these dead bodies into my hearse, ya know, as ya do. #monsterdon

Oh Vince, no. What are you doing? #Monsterdon

@georgieboy I'm choosing to believe that it was his callsign pre-apocalypse, when he was also a ham radio enthusiast (for different reasons). #Monsterdon

Gotta fry up the garlic before it goes bad

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VP wearing contacts, way smarter than that four-eyed nerd on Twilight Zone #monsterdon

The end has come.
Huge savings at Menards.
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Don't wear safety goggles, I'm sure you can just run to urgent care if anything goes wrong #monsterdon

#monsterdon they want my blood...

"Now what we're doin here, Norm, is making stakes for a vampire."

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I read: "it's their livers or mine." Hahahahaha

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Their body seals? Their buttholes? #monsterdon

I can't wait to his garden.
Garlic and oranges.

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a scene to make everyone who knows how to actually operate a lathe weep. sorry, Vince, you gotta do better. ^_^ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Homemade Mr. Pointy!

Be alot easier if he had Google maps...or maybe that is what destroyed the earth

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Helsing brand wood lathe, perfect for your stake outs!

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The best part of this film is Vincent Price monologuing. #monsterdon

Reason is my only advantage. Any day now I'm going to start talking to myself, then I'm REALLY in trouble. #monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

I don't have a lot of goofs because this is some pretty heavy shit #Monsterdon