They probably should have sent like four guys. Having this many on one kill mission just seems like an invitation to friendly fire. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Vince doing the patented Wounded Vampire Lurch.
Still, even after the apocalypse women bring their kids to church for sunday school. #Monsterdon
In case of death squad, break glass. Ordinary apocalypse arms are down the hall on the right. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
@diazona Wonthelm scream
You don't understand! Wait! Oh, what's the Italian word for "wait"? #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Aha, now, the hunter has become the hunted, my how the turn tables
owwww
#monsterdon Ruth, we've done it we've found the cure! tonight we dine on Corn Flakes and Canned Hot Dogs!
There. I've reinflated your bike tire.
@ricci I mean he does more than *see* dead people
Zombies drug addiction is a serious problem
See this movie isn't realistic at all, IRL Covid came from bats
Bat mentioned
Ah, so she survived this long by being so unlike all other Italians that the pathogen didn't even think to infect. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Vince you didn't need to prove my idiot statement
No, Iβm just autistic and I canβt stand strong smells
"Why do you turn away?!"
"It's 5 pounds or garlic. Dick."
#monsterdon
While we watch tonight's #monsterdon feature, Katie is needle-felting a fox head pelt for the halloween costume she's putting together: Patricia's dress, tiara, and headpiece from her Sunset Cocktails uhhhhh event. (She finished the antlers earlier this afternoon.)
What's the test where you check whether two named characters have a conversation about anything other than the apocalypse that killed everyone else
What kind of Trixie Mattel wig did they put her in
PUBBY
@brooke
It does raise some ethical concerns. π€¨
Yelling "come back!" at a dog running away is, you must admit, a pretty low-percentage play
This was a restaurant bar in Rome called "il Fungi" -- "The Mushroom"
So are there, like, dog vampires and cat vampires and bluebird vampires?
Damn plague killed my car, guess I'm working from home today
I'm two squares away from a Cover Up on my Bingo card, BTW.
This is what you get for having a faucet on your door
I'd forgotten how bleak this movie was. Despite it being, well, so apocalyptic
Corpses only! No livies allowed!
Mankind won't be destroyed. Someone has to go on, to take credit for women's accomplishments
Hat lovers will love this one. I give it 5 hats π©πβοΈπ§’πͺ
#monsterdon *ding ding* Briiiing out yer dead!!! *ding ding*
@saucerlost yeah, extra bleak
God, this is depressing
At least The Stand counterbalanced this kind of thing with a devilish amount of denim
Ok, this kid is a freakily good actor
You're just being bacilly π§«
And why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8. Huh Bob?? #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH OF THE LIVING DEAD
I was gonna say "yet another Fiat 500" but the sloped rear makes think that was a 600
"What if it's a dealy, contagious disease?"
"Everybody smokes a pack a day. Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to."
#monsterdon
microsopic bacon
I can believe zombies that talkβ¦ but Vincent Price married to a woman?! A woman named βVirge?β So far-fetched
Tragic collapse in three... Two...
People denying an airborn plague to their detriment? Thatβs too far fetched! It could never hapβ¦. Oh
"Plague Claims Hundreds" Oh you know how terrorists always exaggerate their success. That plague must be bluffing. #Monsterdon
That's a good laugh, Vincent
Heβs watching Americaβs Funniest Home Videos
@jonny he's got mirrors though
The Last Day for Night Filter on Earth
Vincent has a history of pining after dead women...
@jonny luckily we'll be able to distinguish the AI-powered zombies by their em dashes
@jonny. I like the mise-en-scène and everything so maybe they made the monster category amiguous on purpose?
It's a well known fact that vampires hate jazz music.
#Monsterdon I'll need some upbeat tunes to help me survive the night!
They're on a 1st name basis.
Must've known him before he... turned.
ok, now the soundtrack is cutting checks it can't cash
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH sticks it to 'em
Still pretending this is the USA even though every other car's a Fiat 500
EDIT with Italian plates
Lucky he has the mirror emporium here for all his mirror needs
No disrespect, movie, but your score is writing checks this plot can't cash.
#Monsterdon πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ... π§ π§ββοΈ π§ββοΈ ...ποΈ π±
#LastManOnEarth
it's good news that postapocalyptic corpses don't have any sort of leakage problems when you drive em around in the back of a station wagon.
Is this a burn pit or an explodium pit?
@CactuarJoe i la-ughed my brea
This is what inspired John Carpenter to start smoking
π¦#MONSTERDON ποΈ
β³ 30 MINUTE POLL
What was the title of the book this movie and its two remakes were based on?
@cherizilla yeah these days there would have to be a podcast microphone to make this plausible #monsterdon
Man, Cleveland looks rough!
Oh yeah, that's Detroit for sure.
#monsterdon The GβTach brought to you by the Pa'tak. LOL
#monsterdon Playfully exsanguinatedβ¦
this movie is freaking me out, man.
#monsterdon Organ Jazz⦠ohhhh-kay!
#monsterdon That's a nose. The nose knows!
He has a whole band? Is this a horror movie about the musical accompaniment guy from a late night talk show and his band?
#Monsterdon #AbominableDrPhibes
#monsterdon Clockwork Wizards, I have always wanted to see this, but I never have. I'm glad I'm catching it nowβ¦
I have a special place in my heart for Phibes because when I was a kid I wanted to see it so bad and my parents went to watch it first and my mom thought it was too violent for me so I missed out. But Iβm an adult now MOM! Iβm WATCHING IT, MOM!!!
"Coming soon to theaters"
Ooh bonus suspiria trailer!
@jonny well he is a man and not a freak.
Tho' f'reals if you haven't seen The Abominable Dr. Phibes yet you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD stick around for the double-feature. Does it make sense? No! Is it glorious? Yes!
Whoops, Morgan't
You're all safe now... for the #Monsterdon Afterparty!!!
"We're all safe now" except for from the armed men running around en masse shooting first and asking questions never #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
#monsterdon he died as he lived, telling everyone else they're wrong
OK, that was a great film. Not a lot of jokes to crack. A solid film.
See y'all next week for more Vincent Price #monsterdon !
As always please applaud our gracious host @Taweret .
zzzzz.
So ends the last man on earth, the man and the movie. A good time at the olde #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Get him! He's got the world's least effective smoke grenades!
"There he is, in the church" thank you foley engineer in post #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
"There he is! In the church!"
Things you'll never hear about me. #Monsterdon