Ooh bonus suspiria trailer!
@jonny well he is a man and not a freak.
Tho' f'reals if you haven't seen The Abominable Dr. Phibes yet you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD stick around for the double-feature. Does it make sense? No! Is it glorious? Yes!
Whoops, Morgan't
You're all safe now... for the #Monsterdon Afterparty!!!
"We're all safe now" except for from the armed men running around en masse shooting first and asking questions never #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
#monsterdon he died as he lived, telling everyone else they're wrong
OK, that was a great film. Not a lot of jokes to crack. A solid film.
See y'all next week for more Vincent Price #monsterdon !
As always please applaud our gracious host @Taweret .
zzzzz.
So ends the last man on earth, the man and the movie. A good time at the olde #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Get him! He's got the world's least effective smoke grenades!
"There he is, in the church" thank you foley engineer in post #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
"There he is! In the church!"
Things you'll never hear about me. #Monsterdon
Ah yes the entirely unsecured 1960's police armory
The laziest little hand grenade. #monsterdon
just a little toss of a grenade whoopsie do
#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
Chekhov's Armory!
In reality he's the last man on earth taht's not a cop or a zombie. Thanks for the fun #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.
Get him! Heβs not wearing a black turtleneck!
RAILING KILL
#monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth
Our sect shall all dress in black for the apocalypse!
For pete's sake, Morgan, give the poor woman the life-preserving injection that she now can't give herself!
Robert Morgan, a man who learned nothing from the previous conversation.
Maybe the real treasure was the monsters we became along the way.
#Monsterdon
I'm sure it's safe to just inject you with my blood! Don't think too much about it. #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe The modern dating scene is rough!
"Your new society sounds charming" lmao
Shaking someone's shoulders is used by all the world's major intelligence agencies for extracting information
you've killed like thousands of them, dude, and now you want to join them? i'm not sure that's how this works.
"Maybe you could get out of here."
"What do you mean?"
"Move to a different location. Physically. What else do you think it means?"
#monsterdon
@moira nice! ππ
This movie asks the important questions⦠Zombie virus? Vampire plague? Why not both!
Morgan! Teach us how to open doors again! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
@cherizilla y'know I almost liked it the other way better π
To be fair the garlic does reek of rotten meat
Gotta do the Italian test here, in this house we eat lots of garlic
@CactuarJoe I mean *gestures around*
#Monsterdon "Do you wanna come with me or do you want to face them?"
Well, She's presumably found a way to survive for three years without you... So you're probably not her only option here.
She can't understand you, Vince, she only speaks Italian! Don't you know where you are?
Dude. That was the hand you got the infected dog muck on.
Could we be watching The Last Dog on Earth instead
#monsterdon If you didn't catch it before do NOT get attached to poochy.
...So are YOU, Vince, that seems equally significant?
Is the dog undead dot com
"Morgan. We're gonna kick your ass. Morgan do you hear? We're the captain now Morgan."
#Monsterdon #LastManonEarth
Good thing he wore his grave digging suit with the breathable tie today.
@gnomon yeah although nobody in this movie seems to be grounded in consensus reality
(Virge is the closest by virtue of being grounded in, well, ground)
Bit of Woods Disease with the day for night shots.
He told me his wife moved to a farm upstate. #Monsterdon
This story is disturbingly more anti-cremation than pro public health measures. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Packers doing to the Cowboys what the Army is doing to the citizens. #monsterdon
Most location shots in EUR
Well, that was quick
#Monsterdon
But for real, I bet that pit smells AMAZING!
'Now here he is: the one, the onlyβ¦Groucho!'
@faoluin Nobody's that stup.... #StartsSobbingHarder #Monsterdon
Ben! Why so gloomy? Turn that frown upside-down!
@CactuarJoe it's on his bucket list
Have you tried injecting them with bleach
@CactuarJoe i heard this post
Truckloads of bodies, now where have I seen this one before
bingo! π
(and another one with "science babble" that I forgot to check off)
she's on the virge of death #monsterdon
It's 1967 and we're using social distancing to flatten the curve
Damnit, Ben, I'm a scientist, not a doctor!!!
#monsterdon That's a very elaborate mosquito netβ¦
Of course it's a European disease. I've seen 28 Days Later.
Now is the winter of his discontent....
Its ok Morgan.
We've all laugh cried hysterically at work
"I'm a scientist not an alarmist!" don't limit yourself, you can be both! #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
#monsterdon Uncle Ben and his immense sack of parboiled rice.
Did you bring us rice?
need like the apocalyptic zombies to be a sort of nofap/exercise blackpill influence on this guy and convince him to put down the handheld recording of his wife and the circus because it's getting him nowhere #monsterdon
VP: "Hahaha. Entertainment was shit before me."
#Monsterdon Movies always get this wrong.
The black areas of a projected image can't be blacker than the background.
It looks so fake.
@jonny Don't you think the monsters would be created as a result of the Hugging Face hack or as vengeance for creating the AI torture chamber?
@otheorange_tag Got my last two cheddar brats and red onion pretty soon. #monsterdon
I think this is just the dumbpocalypse. Those arenβt zombies, just dumb guys.
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH watches the Simpsons
Get him!
@wohali I seem to recall that the first half (maybe even 2/3) of the 2007 movie is actually quite good. Though it drops the ball at the end.
no one punches a zombie quite like Vincent
knowhatimean, virge
@Rozzychan Looks like winter from the relative lack of leaves on the trees. And I guess 12 hours of actual darkness?
Vincent trying to get the platinum trophy for the Apocalypse
Bad sleep hygiene dude
#Monsterdon #TheLastManonEarth1964
Got some Andy Capp's cheddar fries. Super addictive. More the texture of funyuns than cheetos. #monsterdon
Y'know, Vince, you coulda picked up some metal shutters sometime in the last three years. I mean, I'm not gonna tell you how to run your zombie survival hut, but
#Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964 vampires hate free-form jazz
these guys are barely zombie/vampires, they're just like, office workers who fell in the mud on the way home.