Nyeeeees, by ze morning she shall be vun of my brides!

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MAYBE CUZ GARLIC STANKS

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Unfortunately, the dog kept fetching all of the stakes and un-killing the undead

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Vincent Price running can only be described as "shambling"

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Welp, yeah, I don't know what you were expecting Vince, talkin' like that.

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THE LAST MAN ON EARTH adopts not shops

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This is Raving Robbie Morgan and you're listening to the last playlist on Earth

(jazz)

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Just saying, if they know where he is, he could move.

I'm sure it's a buyer's market out there.

#Monsterdon

@ricci
It's been an issue for the past three weeks. This hashtag is going go heaven damnit! We need to speak to management!

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#monsterdon Okay this is why you don't bury them over the other side of them rocks on the backside of that one hill

@CactuarJoe Now we have PG&E for that

...they should make an ad campaign about being on the front lines of defense against the zombie apocalypse 🤔

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"I won't let them put you there, Virge. Nevermore."

#monsterdon

The corpse pit looks so young in this flashback

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@eigen Ok. Knock that off. Nobody is here to learn stuff.

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(j/k that's really interesting!)

@ricci

You are not to call a doctor under any circumstances - a Vincent Price horror film line if I ever heard one

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"I have declared this state to be a disaster area"

Well that's just rude

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Extremely relatable: “Why are the infected people so tired in the daytime? Why can’t they stand the sunlight? Why are they only seen at night?”

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@moira @jonny A disease spreading across the entire universe would be more fun though

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@diazona @jonny I really do think that was the intent, from context.

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@jonny I'm guessing that's supposed to mean 100% infection & 100% mortality rates? but 🤷

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🦖MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ LAST TRIVIA ON EARTH 🌍️🧟 🧟 😱

Vincent Price is the only cast member to speak his own English.

At this time, low-budget productions like this required Italian actors to speak their lines phonetically without knowledge of what they were saying. Then they were dubbed.

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THE LAST MAN ON EARTH exposits the background plot

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#monsterdon Theory -> Solution -> Precipitate.

Vince looks like he forgot how smiles work. #Monsterdon

Night of the Living Dad

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I just want to point out that a movie called The Last Man On Earth could *technically* still get a Bechdel pass

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THE LAST MAN ON EARTH and a fuckin' night filter

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bro it's been the apocalypse for weeks now probably, and you have zero weapons???? #monsterdon

DRA MA TIC
SINGINGGGGGGG

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quoth the raven, "spike my shorts"

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Ah, makin' goulash <3

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It was nice of everyone to clear the streets of cars before apocolypsing all over the place.

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Mirror shops? MIRROR SHOPS? The 60s truly were a wonderful era!
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#monsterdon First stop, Mirror Mart, then, SPATULA CITY…

#monsterdon This is how we actually connect to Fedi

Apropos Mr. Price's lamentable lathework there, This Old Tony posted a particularly pertinent project just recently: https://youtu.be/hksOKMqCqZs

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#monsterdon Voiceover dubbing makes for exceptionally easy film editing... But it's Vincent Price, that voice is A-OK in my book. He can voiceover the phonebook.

"They want my blood."

We all do, Vince.

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Before blogs, we had intense inner monologuing.

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#monsterdon Vincent Price and a huge gaggle of Italians.

So, Detroit, huh?
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🧛 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 🧛

(where applicable)

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#monsterdon Head-shrinker... get it? GET IT? LOL! I love this!

#monsterdon Sky puppies! I love sky puppies!

AND ALSO

Was THE LAST MAN ON EARTH (1964) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

I suppose this counts as fucking off into a church?

Anyway, it feels weird how we've now had 3 decent movies in a row. But it's been a good time.

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If she has the antibodies in her blood, she could conceivably give them to others.

#Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964

This Sunday’s sermon is titled “Freaks! All of you! I’m a man!”

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he died as he lived, being needlessly hostile to everyone around him

I like that one tho

ty for joining, everyone!!

#monsterdon

The Boogieman is dead. We're all safe now.
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"Don't cry."

The movie's almost over.

#Monsterdon

ding dong the vince is dead

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@log To be fair, it's entirely possible that Morgan has personally killed hundreds if not thousands of them.

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They probably should have sent like four guys. Having this many on one kill mission just seems like an invitation to friendly fire. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964

Vince doing the patented Wounded Vampire Lurch.

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Still, even after the apocalypse women bring their kids to church for sunday school. #Monsterdon

In case of death squad, break glass. Ordinary apocalypse arms are down the hall on the right. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964

@diazona Wonthelm scream

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You don't understand! Wait! Oh, what's the Italian word for "wait"? #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964

Aha, now, the hunter has become the hunted, my how the turn tables

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owwww

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#monsterdon Ruth, we've done it we've found the cure! tonight we dine on Corn Flakes and Canned Hot Dogs!

There. I've reinflated your bike tire.

#Monsterdon

@ricci I mean he does more than *see* dead people

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Defibrinated blood?

What now?

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Zombies drug addiction is a serious problem

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Bat mentioned

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Ah, so she survived this long by being so unlike all other Italians that the pathogen didn't even think to infect. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964

Vince you didn't need to prove my idiot statement

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No, I’m just autistic and I can’t stand strong smells

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"Why do you turn away?!"
"It's 5 pounds or garlic. Dick."
#monsterdon

While we watch tonight's #monsterdon feature, Katie is needle-felting a fox head pelt for the halloween costume she's putting together: Patricia's dress, tiara, and headpiece from her Sunset Cocktails uhhhhh event. (She finished the antlers earlier this afternoon.)

What's the test where you check whether two named characters have a conversation about anything other than the apocalypse that killed everyone else

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What kind of Trixie Mattel wig did they put her in

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@brooke
It does raise some ethical concerns. 🤨

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Il Fungo in happier* times

* Not much

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Yelling "come back!" at a dog running away is, you must admit, a pretty low-percentage play

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This was a restaurant bar in Rome called "il Fungi" -- "The Mushroom"

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So are there, like, dog vampires and cat vampires and bluebird vampires?

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I'm two squares away from a Cover Up on my Bingo card, BTW.

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This is what you get for having a faucet on your door

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@cherizilla https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/the-last-man-on-earth

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Apparently "Virge" is short for "Virginia" and I gotta say I kinda hate the short version of her name.

#Monsterdon

Bingo!

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I'd forgotten how bleak this movie was. Despite it being, well, so apocalyptic

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Corpses only! No livies allowed!

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Mankind won't be destroyed. Someone has to go on, to take credit for women's accomplishments

#Monsterdon

Hat lovers will love this one. I give it 5 hats 🎩👒⛑️🧢🪖

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#monsterdon *ding ding* Briiiing out yer dead!!! *ding ding*

@saucerlost yeah, extra bleak

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God, this is depressing

At least The Stand counterbalanced this kind of thing with a devilish amount of denim

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Ok, this kid is a freakily good actor

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You're just being bacilly 🧫

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And why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in packs of 8. Huh Bob?? #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth

THE LAST MAN ON EARTH OF THE LIVING DEAD

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I was gonna say "yet another Fiat 500" but the sloped rear makes think that was a 600

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_600

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These days we know better than to trust vaccines

⚠️[THIS IS SARCASM]⚠️

#Monsterdon

"What if it's a dealy, contagious disease?"
"Everybody smokes a pack a day. Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to."
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microsopic bacon

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