Regular gasoline has a shelf life of three to six months, premium or high-octane fuel should last close to nine months, while diesel can last up to a year before it begins to degrade. #gasfacts
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH remarks at gas prices
Bring out your dead...later
"The rancid acidity of percolated coffee keeps the beasts at bay..."
I've seen this before but it's a good one so :D
fucking whiffed it with the freaks comment! they do not like that i bet! #monsterdon
Tech bros coming to get him for refusing to use A.I.
Oh no! Ruth fell asleep in the middle of Monsterdon again
Mm, he's making bloody mary shooters <3
So they gave her a gun. To keep him in place. So the rest of the group can mob the house. And kill him.
Clearly their half-vaccine has not fully restored the wits. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Contain it? I think that ship has sailed my guy.
@CactuarJoe well, the world IS a vampire.
It must have been difficult for Price to act under these circumstances, surrounded by actors who don't speak English. There's an awkwardness to his performance whenever he's supposed to be in dialogue with other actors. It reminds me of Michael Keaton's lifeless dub for Porco Rosso. #Monsterdon
Shit, now the only vehicle available to drive is this cybertruck
Well that's atypical symptomology.
God, that car's got enough room for tenants. He should sublet, make some passive income. #Monsterdon
The whistle off Vincent Priceβs shortwave radio just woke up Benny Beagle. So β¦ better sound than at least half the #Monsterdon movies already.
No soundtrack allowed in the lab. #Monsterdon
Calling Vince "Bob" feels like calling a three-course meal under sterling silver "lunch."
Aw, Vince :/ #Monsterdon
i would immediately be going to the nearest construction or heavy equipment rental yard and getting all of that, terraforming all day long, all the shit im' not allowed to do now. you would know that's my house from across the city because all the cranes and shit are there
#monsterdon
I like the whole "they can't stand to look at themselves" thing. Neat bit of lore.
π¦MONSTERDON ποΈ
βοΈ LAST TRIVIA ON EARTH ποΈπ§ π§ π±
Author Richard Matheson got all excited when he wrote the script in 1957. The film was to have been produced by Hammer Films with Fritz Lang slated to direct.
He wanted a young Harrison Ford to be the protagonist!
Dream on RM. The project was sold off to a low-budget production. But it did get VINCENT PRICE.
gotta go down to the god store and get some coffin time in before burning more of the corpses of humanity #monsterdon
Vince, straighten those candles. You're gonna burn the place down.
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH needs wood
PLOT TWIST: The zombies are peaceful sentient beings and VINCENT IS THE REAL MONSTER!
Pro tip: garlic stays fresh for years, especially stored in the open next to raw meat
WE NOW TAKE YOU DIRECTLY TO THE BLOB, ALREADY IN PROGRESS
This is what has to happen to get cheap food, people.
Rotiss-o-mat! I think that might be a Pokemon.
@ricci I probably wouldn't put on a suit every day #monsterdon
Oo, I've been at this Fallout location
"Stop giggling, Mary, you're a corpse."
I can tell what @Taweret 's favorite movies are by which ones make it back into the rotation #monsterdon
Me, I would watch Vince if he were the "Last Man on Earth" (thread start)
#monsterdon in the modern remake the machine flatlines and Dr Phibes says "You've just been... Phibe-Coded" ππΆοΈ π #theAbominableDrPhibes
Wait is this #monsterdon the one with this great Italian building?
Can't imagine we're gonna get many Yes votes here, that movie's legitimately good <3
Thanks @Taweret et al! That's a great #monsterdon movie, even if it doesn't suck!
now is your chance!!!! join the new society! show them about your blood!!!! #monsterdon
it may be a post-apoc society-ish but it's important that the women still wear dresses, yep.
I was chosen. By the casting director. #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
I think I am too tired to finish #Monsterdon tonight, all the sorries
(surprising no one)
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH is an idiot
oh my god it's another person, and they too insist on always being fully dressed for some reason! #monsterdon
Watch out Vincent! That dog is a Trojan Horse!
Bring it inside and hundreds of tiny Zompires will spring out!
The Last Heckinβ Pupper On Earth
THE LAST DOGGO ON EARTH
#monsterdon The angst over not being able to buy the convertible and instead going for the sensible station wagon (a hearse) makes this entire movie a metaphor of marriage and raising a family as the apocalypse to the American man. #LastManOnEarth1964
Vince like, really I wouldn't be so annoyed if they didn't leave their empties on the lawn like that.
#monsterdon So the daughter got it, Virge got it, but Morgan didnβt. So, if we were going to even look at epidemiology, we should have started with the uninfected and *why*
@CactuarJoe this is why, since the Vampire Outbreak of 1896, all vaccination needles have been made of wood
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH is an antivaxxer
THIS WAS ONCE A GLORIOUS AMERICAN BIRTHDAY PARTY
@jonny I assumed from context it was supposed to mean a disease that there's no natural immunity to so it affects everyone, but who really knows
Airborne disease? Letβs just check with Facebookβ¦ aaaaaaaandβ¦ everyoneβs dead
"i don't believe in this disease being anything different, it is only unlike any other cellular life we have ever seen" #monsterdon
"You're whistling past the graveyard."
Yeah, but the director didn't wanna do a musical :/
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH does the suburbs
Vincent Price looks very awkward at being a, like, normal guy, with a family and a camcorder
Another movie where the main character tortures himself using home video of his dead family shot on a higher budget than the movie he's actually in...
I kid- this one can afford to do push shots, a #monsterdon first I believe
move into the church that seemed legit. #monsterdon
TFW you take a nap before Monsterdon and donβt set your alarm.
Another day, another day!
another night another dream but always you
Lenore, is that you?! wait wrong movie
Grumpy Vince >:{
Defiant Jazz
ooh, diagetic scene music
#monsterdon What I love about all these old timey movies is how a single light-bulb hanging from a wire lead doesn't create any harsh shadows. It's so pleasantly evenly lit.
@klu9 I already learned I'm a barbarian the other day, in an alignment chart listing "you change lanes when approaching a red light if the other lane has one fewer car" as barbarian behavior #monsterdon
Man I tell ya, people just don't put their carts away anymore. #Monsterdon
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH prepares for guests
@Violinknitter Vampires are very meticulous and organized.
How long does it take for gas to go bad? 3 months? 6 months?
Tonight the part of the video store manniquin will be played by an actual woman
Shop local for vampire stakes
Poor Vincent can't hit snooze on his alarm even after the end of the world #Monsterdon #TheLastManOnEarth1964
"I had a major role in The Last Man on Earth as 'man face down on church steps'"
Revisiting a favorite from 2024ΒΉ (& 1964), tonight's #monsterdon feature is "The Last Man on Earth" featuring Vincent Price's impressive throwing arm. Get your copy of the film ready to go in about three minutes, or set up your timed mutes for an hour and a half!
#monsterdon I love that Trout gets mistaken with every other fish, like Pikeβ¦
#monsterdon It was wearin an Edgar suit!
time have changed and present day me is like "shit or get off the pot" either go out in a blaze of heavy construction equipment or strap up and become a postapocalyptic raider that can handle the turtleneck mutant mafia #monsterdon
That was The Last of Price!
Thanks again to our host @Taweret for the bat antibodies, and extra special thanks to the #Monsterdon crew for keeping that garlic dust lined up on those mirrors, just in case!
I'm going to go read out all my toots on my ham radio.
The Last Man On Earth (1964): 4/5
revised score: lost points for vincent price being a contemptible buffoon
Who brought a baby to an assassination?! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
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There's a lot of woman-grabbing / shaking of women in this film
Dear lordt man, STOP GRABBING HER and listen & talk instead!!!
Oh, Morgan! I can feel Italian again! This is better than sunlight! #Monsterdon #LastManOnEarth1964
Nyeeeees, by ze morning she shall be vun of my brides!
MAYBE CUZ GARLIC STANKS
Unfortunately, the dog kept fetching all of the stakes and un-killing the undead