Poor Mrs Blaylock, couldn't afford her electric bill

#monsterdon

"I don't know why I'm here"

I'm not aware that I'm in a vampire movie yet, you see. #Monsterdon

Wait, is this partly a retelling of Bluebeard?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

My Switzerland Husband.

#monsterdon

David Bowie is now The Six Flags guy

#monsterdon

Woo, that is some good, creepy makeup. #Monsterdon

Bowie turning into Anthony Head as he ages. #Monsterdon

Kid you are gonna get et. #Monsterdon

"We've shown there is a clock! That it can be tampered with!"

If you can survive the Timex people, yeah. #Monsterdon

*stares at Polaroid, which depicts the back cover of “Lodger”*

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Yes, aging sneaks up on you. This is known.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

This is how Europeans live, skulking around haunted mansions having very quiet arguments with life partners...

#Monsterdon

How many pallet loads of cigarettes have they gone through at this point?

#monsterdon

Talking about slowing down aging and then lighting a cigarette is a choice.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

NICE sunglasses, dude. #Monsterdon

David Bowie is bored of life. Even the best of Tom and Jerry gives him no joy.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

pardon me, lily belle, there's an extraordinarily hot woman who wants to speak to me right now, i'm sure you understand.

#monsterdon

Look, all I'm saying is that if we lived for a few hundred years we'd actually get some time to read all those books we've been meaning to

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Not now, I'm watching the monkey show!

Yeah, being a vampire is great at night, but you ever try being a goth denizen of the darkness at 7:30 am on a Sunday? Doesn't scan :/ #Monsterdon

@strangefour David your lack of knowledge of Bauhaus is embarrassing me in front of the cool kids.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Patrick Nagel: The Movie

#monsterdon

Is this what being high at a party with David Bowie was like? The sound track sounds what a throbbing headache feels like. Including the angry cat noises.. . . Coming from a monkey?
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

OOPS that building was in an episode of David Suchet's Poirot :D :D :D #Monsterdon

@kshernandez @Taweret Me neither. I have no idea what I will be watching, and I'm going to try to keep it that way to go in cold.
#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this tasty treat!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite was "Vampire makes good point". Subtle.

🦖And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: We'll be trying to make sense out of some of these scenes for a while. Please post if you possibly figure something out.

I might hang for double feature a while.

Wait, what? Did Sarah stab herself?

Now she's going into the Attic of Failures?

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

That’s a hour and a half of my long weekend I’m not getting back.
#monsterdon

@LuluHelle At least one more interval of boobs, and more smoking, but basically yes

#Monsterdon

Did Tubi autoplay "Cabaret" after this for anyone else?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret oooh I missed the line about "Forever? No."

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

lol, legit thought "Monkey Effects" was someone's name!

#Monsterdon

oh wow, now she's in the coffin. too bad for you, Miriam.

#monsterdon

The end sneaks up on you. An underrated one to me. Thanks #monsterdon ers. Take care. See ya soon.

lol, Susan is the Queen now....

ooo London!

#Monsterdon

"Take your time."

I'm just gonna stand here and wait to get eaten. #Monsterdon

@hollie I mean, I'm thinking of nothing but the pigeons at this point

#Monsterdon

Doves like holy shit dude, this hotel has gone to HELL #Monsterdon

MOAR PIGEONS!

#Monsterdon

Hmph. Judgmental exes :/ #Monsterdon

Sorry, just woke up - is the film over yet?

#Monsterdon
#TheHunger1983

@diazona @SRLevine Maybe he'd do a remake

He could bring his banjo

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

Well, I've heard these kinds of relationships can be volatile. Sorry, ma'am. #Monsterdon

Very......erotic #monsterdon

@SRLevine Steve Martin would be FANTASTIC here lol

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

@wohali i think it’s have gay sex and you could get a mysterious blood borne disease that will kill you (the AIDS metaphor hit harder in the 80’s) #monsterdon

Reverse vampire:
🧛 is only visible in a mirror
🧛 invites you in
🧛 gives you their blood

#monsterdon

20 minutes more and no reason to believe there will be any substantial change in this movie's timbre

we won't have Susan Sarandon in a box by the end of it, I think, but I truly do not know where else this could be headed.

I only know that the path there will be a meandering one

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
And the most beautiful man blessed us with the most beautiful mug shot

it's the HR vampire sandwich, a guide for new employees in the vampire factory

#monsterdon

this is one of the least New York movies set in New York that I've seen

I don't have an opinion about that, it just seems remarkable how little the city matters to the plot in any way

#Monsterdon

Surprisingly this movie ends with the classic "Rocket Launcher Solution" so fond of Monsterdon movies

#Monsterdon

This guy knows EXACTLY what's going on.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

She wasn't sending back the clams earlier....

#Monsterdon

Jeez, the bite already Miriam? You move fast lately, huh. #Monsterdon

Probably wanna ask what happened to the last one, there, Susan.

#monsterdon

oh. no. i'm sure i didn't mean to spill this wine that i literally just spit out of my mouth for no reason other than to get my shirt dirty. quelle surprise!

#monsterdon

@yatsu

#Monsterdon

mr blaylock has not, in fact, gone to Switzerland.

#monsterdon

A shipping crate? She's sending him to Abu Dhabi? #Monsterdon

Miriam has THE STRENGTH OF A VAMPIRE which is very helpful for moving a near-corpse

#monsterdon

...So this species of vampire turns into a Return of the Living Dead-style vampire, immortal and unkillable but still decayed? #Monsterdon

"AMTA for ditching my boyfriend and him rapidly age before my eyes?"

#Monsterdon

surely he will get the squirty bottle for doing that?
BAD john not in the house SQUIRT
#Monsterdon

Whoa, Bowie's getting older by the second…
Lots of Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes in a short time.

#monsterdon

Every time I go to bathroom to take off my shirt… there’s always a 125-year-old man watching me get undressed

#monsterdon

Dude's literally just lost in the hospital. #Monsterdon

You're drooling, Bowie. #Monsterdon

oh, also: coffee was ALMOST served

#Monsterdon

Neat! Claymation monkey zombie! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon If I saw a big glass ash tray right on the arm of the couch, I'd assume smoking was permitted.

"Oh don't worry about him, he's British...."

#Monsterdon

["top men" inflection] I'm a young man

#Monsterdon

Oh, this is a Whitley Strieber joint. I should've known. #Monsterdon

vampire hungry

but for what?

perhaps....quaaludes???

#Monsterdon

Quaaludes, yeah, this is the 1980s all right #Monsterdon

They're not going to appear in any of the polaroids, right? #Monsterdon

The vibes of this movie feel like a place I want to visit but definitely not live in. Not at my age anyway. maybe decades ago.
#Monsterdon #TheHunger

OK, this is way more than normal 80s-tiddies. So far I'm not sure if there's a plot though.

#monsterdon

@trixter @strangefour Bauhaus are from my home town #Monsterdon

Well, that intro was a bit of an editing mess.
#monsterdon

Looks like Tina still rules Bartertown. #Monsterdon

the instability of the tempo of these drums is very unsettling

#Monsterdon

Morpheus, stop taunting the zoo animals. #Monsterdon

He looks like me during high school gym class

#monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger

@diazona #monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger

dunno, I don't think those vamps are fast as lightning.

(though it is a little bit frightening...)

wait, why isn't this guy hopping?

#monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger

looks like THIS vampire's dancing Thriller!

#monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger

My incense is bigger than your incense.
#Monsterdon

wat does Miss Ting-Ting do for a living again?

#monsterdon #MrVampire #wrongHunger

@paco @TerryHancock Hey vampires gotta survive capitalism somehow

#Monsterdon

... Well, I've at least got to watch Liza Minelli's core workout

#Monsterdon

A lot of people are surprised when they find out whitley strieber wrote horror novels before he became a ufologist

And a lot of people aren’t surprised

#monsterdon

they were only kept at bay by their tuition bills taped to their foreheads.

#monsterdon #mrVampire #wrongHunger

wow, grad school is TOUGH in ancient China

#monsterdon #wrongHunger

@skatem Yes it was.
#monsterdon

at least the beginning of the movie was horny, though

well, I would certainly have turned that off if I'd watched it alone, so I'm glad to have gone through it with everybody

#Monsterdon

@hollie she won't be the first, nor will she be the last #Monsterdon

YAYY BARBICAN!
My favourite building in the London, she's living the life!

#Monsterdon

So, vampires can't die, except from things that kill ordinary humans? Stab in the throat, fall from a height, presumably a runaway Chevy Nova

#Monsterdon