was she smoking that cig through her veil?

#monsterdon

relying on @miru tonight, thank you @ryan

#monsterdon

So far, this movie has the feel of a perfume commercial.

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Forget that fang nonsense #Monsterdon

Oh.

It's an ART film.

Also, Lady MacBeth is in this?

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I'm going to need a neck brace from the whiplash that this editing is giving me. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

this movie wants to sell me black stuff

#Monsterdon

@springdiesel Now we need coffee.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I'm not sure what's going on, other than people did in fact die

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@steggy The sure as hell shocked me.
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#ff0000 blood!

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80s movie titty in under 5 min.#Monsterdon #TheHunger

Monkeys and ankhs and goths, oh my!

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The monkey with a cat voice is most displeased.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

oh, oh my.

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Four minutes in and I need a shower

#Monsterdon

why has the monkey got cat who swallowed a vocoder vocal chords?
#Monsterdon

Got the Eighties Tiddies out of the way pretty quick. That chimp sounds more like a movie leopard/cougar/generic big cat. So far so normal.

#monsterdon

Cliff DeYoung would follow this up with, for my money, the best 80's teen rom com......#monsterdon

It's a bit early for the gratuitous scenes. Usually the 80s made you earn these sequences! #Monsterdon

Sings "David Bow-ie is in your tits"

#Monsterdon

5 minutes in and we’ve got bowie breast fondling #monsterdon

Hah! Flat! #Monsterdon #TheHunger

We interrupt this sex scene to bring you unethical experimentation.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

You know you're a network engineer when you try to spell "routine" and it comes out "routing"

Every. Fucking. Time.

#monsterdon #TheHunger

@nev was definitely going through my head when i saw it!

#monsterdon

strong contender for "fastest time to boobs" in the #Monsterdon canon

Tiger monkeys? #monsterdon #TheHunger

Hey at least we got the male chest first!
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Zero to boobs in no time flat for this one. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

There's No Ice, ice baby.

#monsterdon #thehunger

wow, 5 minutes to tiddy, and two kinds too. this might be some kind of record.

#monsterdon

MTV was less than 2 years old when this movie was filmed. according to Wikipedia, it was launched in August 1981.
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Hey, he crossed his legs! She must've gotten the dancing gig!

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My God, the 80's were so dramatic. #Monsterdon Makes me think of this Nestle candy bar commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIIU2JvoMX4

moobs
#Monsterdon

I feel like this movie and Only Lovers Left Alive are a perfect dbl feature.

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oops boobs!

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Now dancing, but no music. Makes you think

#Monsterdon

You'd think vampires would be against cigarette smoking

#monsterdon
#Hunger

There's more smoking in this first five minutes than in any of those 50 flying saucer movies.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

80s movie boobs

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The aggressive smoking is part of the dance routine.

#monsterdon #TheHunger

We already have titties

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

I've seen tonight's movie for #monsterdon,The Hunger but last time was in college. Decades ago.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/11654-the-hunger

The alternating theme music made me LOL.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

I hope they're smoking clove cigarettes. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear 80s goth movie? It's all late-era barbiturates and, at best, speedballs to move the down around.

#monsterdon #TheHunger

Ok, she's sold me. I'm going to take up smoking. #Monsterdon

completely normal movie so far
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I would also choose to soundtrack my life to New Wave. #Monsterdon

Quite the Blade Runner vibe.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger

I just jumped onto #Monsterdon #The Hunger
I'll probably stay a couple of minutes behind everyone because I don't want to miss anything.

like tigers on vaseline
#Monsterdon

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, MOVIE!

#monsterdon #thehunger

What if airplane stewardess but black leather?

#Monsterdon

Dracula City! Dracula City!

Buy 9 Draculas, get the 10th free!

#monsterdon

Are tight little leather skirts actually comfortable? I honestly want to know from someone who'd know #monsterdon

Oh. I want a goth cage now. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon

This sequence boosted sales of black eye-liner and nail-polish at Spencer Gifts by 300%.

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#TheHunger

MON-STER -DOOOON! Starts off with some (what might be considered) edgy 80s music and cheesy scenes.

#TheHunger #Monsterdon

Wtf #Monsterdon

Oh wow, this movie is going to 80s us into an early grave…

You could get a contact cocaine high from the script alone…

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

ah yes, this is the david bowie music video i tuned in for this evening.

#monsterdon

Didn't know this was going to be a concert film.

#Monsterdon

Ok, that sunset is outstanding! #Monsterdon

y'know I kinda think this particular dracula city is a liiiiiiiiiittle dark for an optimal shopping experience

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Look at all these people they look so cool and bored #Monsterdon

Make up illusions is a promising category #Monsterdon

whoa, nice sunset shot

#Monsterdon

Bauhaus v Bridge

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Meanwhile someone is banging on a piece of sheet metal in the desert

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This is before goths had the "Changing the lightbulb" dance. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

@wohali@timeloop.cafe "I want to be seen, but not to see."

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

If David Bowie is playing a vampire, he's a pretty Astarion looking vampire. (c.f. Baldurs Gate 3).
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They wear sunglasses at night #monsterdon #TheHunger

The goth in me is vibin' so hard now #monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon isbelalugosidead (dot.com) #theHunger1983

#monsterdon #theHunger yeouch, is that screeching supposed to be music?!?!?!?!

I mean, okay, vampires in 1983 would absolutely be hanging out at Bauhaus shows.

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983

RRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gothbois
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The trope says slow, they went slick and fast. Lots on strobe, so that could be problematic for epileptics if it keeps up…

Closed captions are great. "Fast-paced 80s music continues" I don't think that's meaningful to most people born after like 1995.

#monsterdon

Beginning 1983's "The Hunger", a movie about wanting sliders from White Castle, I think.

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This movie offers free epilepsy screenings. #Monsterdon

Trying to escape the title sequence, there, Bowie?

Yeah, can't blame you.

#monsterdon #thehunger

They are

All Dressed Up for The Cure

#monsterdon

I guess this was before the blood sprinklers were installed
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[fast paced 80s music continues]

Subtitler, this is not fast paced.

#monsterdon #TheHunger

The opening scenes of "The Hunger" for #Monsterdon look very much like an 80s MTV feed in low-budget movie form.

Kind of a very young and very hairsprayed David Tennant thing going on

#Monsterdon

It's almost hard to tell this is an 80s movie with those shoulder pads and that synth music
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I've never seen this either so I have absolutely _no_ idea how this goes

#monsterdon #TheHunger1983

We have Bauhaus-sign!

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oh yeah baby, sliding into #monsterdon just in time for the 80s hair. i am winning.

I wonder what qualifies as a "Makeup Illusion?" #Monsterdon #TheHunger

I can feel the 80s energy #monsterdon

Had to get a snack before tonight's #Monsterdon, because, well, you know... #TheHunger

undead undead undead
#Monsterdon