Why _wouldn't_ a vampire child steal some qaaludes?

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@SnoopJ truer words were apparently never spoken

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Was Bowie actually playing the cello?

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Oh, so the young violinist has magic eyes and can read their music when it’s completely shadowed? Must be nice

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I never really understood the girl’s role in this movie.

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Which vampire mythform is this? Do they appear in pictures? In mirrors Are their clothes invisible as well?

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These ad breaks are just Tubi's form of edging. #Monsterdon

ok not sure why the normie meat based child is hanging with goth vampires.
Shall we find out?
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OMG Pro-ja-RIYA? Did dictionaries not have pronunciation guides in 83? #Monsterdon #TheHunger

Wait, did she show up on film or not! Show us the polaroid!!!

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Bowie didn't have the right to be this good looking of a human - I believe his death caused the collapse of the universe #monsterdon #TheHunger

sleep and longevity. ah, two things so foreign to me, i'd love to read that book. (^_^)

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great, now i want salami cheese and crackers
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Close your MOUTH, GOD #monsterdon #thehunger1983

#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983 This house has shit lighting. What the hell? They can't afford a decent floor lamp?

What was so different about gum in the 80s that it was a full workout to chew it?

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Hell yeah Public Access Television?!

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That's a neat coffee cup

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@ryan

But please, only let a licensed professional inflate your monkey

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David Bowie looks fantastic in anything, it doesn't matter what, I will not be taking questions at this time

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that's a looooooooooooot of chrome in that studio

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Big Macs in styrofoam, wowwww.

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These vampires playing it pretty fast and loose with the sunbeams. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

This movie seems interesting and all but now I want to go watch Only Lovers Left Alive.

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I was hoping in a secret corner of my mind that we would not be subject to watching a film without animal cruelty but no

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What in the AI horror? #Monsterdon

a $2,000 monkey in 1983 would be $6,505.54 in today’s dollars adjusted for inflation #monsterdon

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Watch for a young Willem Dafoe as "2nd phone booth youth"

Not Yo-Yo Ma.

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That looked like a cologne ad #monsterdon #TheHunger

@paco mooooosick
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@yatsu ...Anybody else hear sirens? #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero I think that's the director's intent.

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immortal. been learning music for years, yet can only play 3 blind mice on piano.
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I was unprepared for both the amount of monkey and the amount of Bach cello suite in this movie

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This movie is aesthetically interesting and it is making it hard to read #Monsterdon posts.

... you got a little Equus in my vampire movie ...

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founding father of vampire cello sex i guess

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Susan Sarandon #monsterdon

I love #mastodon because between #snf and #monsterdon we load test on sunday nights like true IT ballers

And now we have entered the "What if David Bowie was Marie Antoinette?" part of the film. What is going on here?
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So we got Sarandon from Rocky Horror and Cliff DeYoung from Shock Treatment in this. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

west wing taught me that good things to not happen during this song.

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I'm old enough to remember the 80s and as I recall, it was pretty well lit.

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And now for something completely different....Bach's Cello Suites

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Horsie!

@skatem It was only mandatory if you were a vampire or scene kid or vampire scene kid.

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Ooo ooo Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 (one of the few classical music pieces I can pick out of a crowd)

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Why does Phyllis get a peanut gallery?

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Well, it's difficult to eat Betty in one piece.

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I was too young for this movie when it first came out, but Bowie saying, "Forever?" in this context is much less... potentially problematic as a similar sentiment for Labyrinth. XD

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R J Reynolds really getting their money's worth on this one. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

A two thousand dollar monkey like that deserves a trip to IKEA, even if he did hurt Betty. #monsterdon

Is that Cliff DeYoung on the couch? #Monsterdon

"That's a $2,000 monkey you're talking about!"

"Yeah? And these are $4,500 boobs!"

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Okay, I'm a little late, but also I've seen this one multiple times. So I just jumped into it.

"tore her apart and then he ate her."

we are talking about the monkey, aren't we?

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@flowerpot Susan Sarandon. I don't remember which was Thelma and which Louise though?

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We all loved Betty, but NOW BETTY IS GONE <slaps cheeks> WE HAVE TO MOVE ON

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So much smoking in the #Monsterdon don't smoke kids cigarettes turn you into hungry vampires

HE DIDN'T LIKE BETTY

HE NEVER LIKED BETTY

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get away from me mr.
I am too busy being an 80s lady to be kissed!
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8 minutes in and it's already a banger of a soundtrack #Monsterdon

after 10 minutes of abstract horniness, the movie appears to have started

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Who's Big Max?

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Me: It's a vampire movie with Susan Sarandon.
Mom: I didn't know she was in one of those. I love her. What's the name, maybe I'll watch it some time?
Me: The Hunger. David Bowie was also in it.
Mom: He must have been really hard up for money.

Fellow vertebrates, my mom (who will not be joining monsterdon)

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Ah the 80s. When everyone smoked.

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Bela Lugosi's a monkey #monsterdon

It’s very stylized. It’s the friggin’ 80s man.

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Y’all, I’m not used to #Monsterdon choices having good cinematography

Is that Geena Davis?
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This reminds me of the movie Barney made in The Simpsons

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they call those coffin nails for a reason, bowie

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We watched a lot of Game of Thrones tonight so this is an easy transition

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The Thin White Duke is TRYING to SLEEP! And you won't stop playing your cello and harpsichord! Terrible.

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the ennui of perfection and being a goth
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There is a LOT of stroking of hair. These 3 were within 30 seconds of each other.
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@cocaine_owlbear Ostensibly? Yes.

In practice? No.

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Ok, so perhaps the clothed scenes will be the titillating exceptions to the norm? #Monsterdon

@LingLass I think maybe the perfume commercials are a knock-off of this (& similar) movies!

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"Forever?"
"What?"
How you know it's time to reevaluate relationship goals.

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@strangefour Maybe we'll get some Morrissey in here.

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This is a lot more classical music than I thought a boob-soaked movie starring David Bowie would make use of.

Like I was picturing more art house kinda stuff

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So we're just watching softcore porn here with my mother in law on the couch cool #monsterdon #thehunger1983

I’m not sure my mother approves of me watching this movie

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So far this is very much the 80s trying too hard to be ARTISTIC. Very "now is the time on Sprockets when we dance" vibe.

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Deneuve and Bowie live in the Arconia? No wonder that building’s fucked up. #Monsterdon

Let’s just say I have no idea what’s going on with the angry monkeys sex scene and I hope it stays that way

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This movie is pure A E S T H E T I C S

And horniness, don't forget the horniness.

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i mostly remember the imagery from this movie rather than the story or characters

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This movie made me question the people who have icinerators in their basements #monsterdon #TheHunger

Check this out: Susan Saranblonde. #Monsterdon

In a world

Of public access crematoriums

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I just want some sfx team to come up with some blood that actually looks real.

Fucking red dye bullshit always takes me out of the movie for a minute.

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#Monsterdon #TheHunger1983 Will they become Force ghosts now?

Remember kids, good and bad people both smoke, so light up! #Monsterdon

Aaaaand first monster kill in under 6. #Monsterdon #TheHunger

#monsterdon #theHunger “NO ICE” is a message I can get down with.

#Monsterdon Resist the sad piano if you can.

@wohali Ventilated, for your convenience! #Monsterdon