werewolf sex is kinda weird. in a boring way

#monsterdon

Because she's into werewolves now, Karen is now horny for her husband, but he's not in the mood because he got vaccinated today. But after she goes to sleep, he wanders into the woods to meet Goth wife and they both get naked because this movie is horny.

The music does this weird lovey dovey piece with triangles and or something then adds werewolf howls to it to be notable.

Then Karen wakes up, hears all the howls and records them on her sonic screwdriver.

#monsterdon

One of those wolves sounds like a cat.

#Monsterdon

This is just what married couples get up to in the woods really....

#Monsterdon

aw, she took off her clothes, the most interesting thing about her.

#monsterdon

Sister got bingo!

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ugh chest pubes
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Oh yeah, I remember the "veggie suddenly goes all meat" thing

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@SnoopJ #monsterdon

heck, Elvira was no Elvira...

https://piefed.social/post/1350304

And bingo. #Monsterdon

Just about halfway through here. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@diazona "Our Werewolves are Different (TM)" #monsterdon

"I'm makin' a buck here. You want books? I got books." Classic Dick Miller delivery. #monsterdon

walks off the semi in the woods....

#Monsterdon

Return to the city, the reporter duo are looking for information on corpse thieves, so they go to a book store where some nuns are gawking at a satan head. The book store owner suspects a werewolf and helpfully explains the werewolf mythology that applies for this movie. In summary:

werewolves don't need a full moon to transform, they can regenerate and come back from the dead if you don't kill them, and you can kill them with fire and werewolf.

#monsterdon

I do agree that if you kill it, you should eat it.

People, too....

#Monsterdon

@Andres4NY Oh yeah. That's the stuff. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@pngwen @klu9 he really is! #Monsterdon

@klu9 DICK MILLER!

(thanks, I was stuck at Dick....which did happen back in the day...)

#Monsterdon

It's a fact! Before it was called MasterCard, it was called MasterCharge!

#monsterdon

Dick Miller :blobfoxcute:

#Monsterdon

Nu'ns gonna happen to those nuns
#monsterdon

Pretty sure that's not how you handle guns fellas, and I'm a brit....

#Monsterdon

[comedic moment song] #monsterdon #thehowling

Don't dry fire...

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

#Monsterdon who needs dogs when we have weird sweaty dog man with a pelt around him!

@Terencio

"I leave Daisy here for 5 minutes, and she's got no hooves when I come back. Damn cowjackers!"

#Monsterdon

The fog also affects electric torches making batteries fail #monsterdon #thehowling

Cowjacker?

#Monsterdon

Werekitty?

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YES I HAVE DONE ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING

#Monsterdon

Oh snap, Eddie's loose!

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Always go wander outside to find the wolf that’s howling.

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

the creepy brother having a voyeur wank in the hedges....

It's SLIM PICKENS!
As a Cop!
#Monsterdon

@paco DAMMIT i was almost there too xD

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

I'm sure all anyone needs to a good ole hoedown to heal um. #Monsterdon

That good, huh?

#monsterdon #thehowling

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🥚 EASTER EGGS!! 🥚👀

🔸 pic of Lon Chaney, Jr in Dr Waggner's office
🔸 book near phone "Howl" by Allen Ginsburg
🔸 "Wolf" brand chili cans
🔸 Character Bill is reading "You Can't Go Home Again" by Thomas Wolfe
🔸 Picture above Bill's bed is a wolf attacking sheep
🔸 The colony is said to be in Llanwelly county. That's the same name as the village in "The Wolfman"

#TheHowling1981

Husband commences gaslighting....

#Monsterdon

aaaaAAAWWOOOOOO

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It just goes on and on, retreat after retreat...
#monsterdon

you need a way bigger fire dude

#Monsterdon

Now this is reminding me of Summer Isle in the original Wicker Man.

#Monsterdon

Where-wolves?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "She's a very elemental person."

I wonder which element. I'll bet she's fire type.

How much is the Colony like the fediverse? #monsterdon

Oh great, another Eddie. -_-; #Monsterdon

Umm... how many of the people at this colony are werewolves? Cause it feels like half of them could be so far.
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

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anyone with that headband and that braid is definitely a witch, but anyone with that fuzzy vest is definitely a werewolf

#Monsterdon what's in it? roofies, dude. if they don't tell whats in it, its always roofies

She escaped from Starcrash?

#Monsterdon

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I'm gonna need to see Slim Pickens and a lotta wolves here pretty soon

Weirdness level: America

#Monsterdon

@hollie just *one*? 😛

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#Monsterdon oh my god this is more terrifying than the porno shop

It's called The Colony because it's like a bacterial smear #monsterdon

Here honey I'll affectionately strangle you for 6 hours in the car that will fix your trauma

#monsterdon

Welcome to the fediverse!

#Monsterdon

The Colony, not suspicious at all #monsterdon #thehowling

I’ve never seen this movie before and was not expecting Network meets Taxi Driver.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

@Taweret #monsterdon

His nickname is "Dirk"

The Colony, also known as The Overlook Hotel #monsterdon #thehowling

Wow go fuck yourself, doc #monsterdon

@msh Yeah, really seems like something you need to do as an edited interview.

#monsterdon #TheHowling

Casual misogyny and racism in one phone call, Kevin McCarthy can do it all

#Monsterdon

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  ⏲️ 30-MINUTE POLL 🐺

These 10 names are used for characters in tonight's feature:
George Waggner, Roy William Neill, Terence Fisher, Freddie Francis, Erle C. Kenton, Sam Newfield, Charles Barton, Jerry Warren, Lew Landers and Jacinto Molina

Which are they?

Does the area you live in have a 'southland'? I live in an actual southland. #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 he IS that moustache!
#Monsterdon

Is this the same station from UHF

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon 'It's not you, it's the mustache!'

While the reporter girl, whose name is Karen, a name that is unpopular with children in these times because of memes, is recovering, a separate boy and girl team is investigating the killer's flat or something, where they are startled by a large dog.

They find a bunch of pencil drawings he drew, including one of Karen. They decide to take it to the psychology doctor we saw on TV earlier.

#monsterdon

Wow the sweaters all suck
#monsterdon

He signed his work: "Heywood Jablome" #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Synth Stab!!! #Monsterdon

She would never do that to John Wick's dog #monsterdon #thehowling

When do werewolves start ripping shit up?

#Monsterdon

"Yeah, there's a broad that came in here. Emptied the space out."

Ah, the woes of an 80s porn shop. 😆

#Monsterdon #TheHowling #TheHowling1981

@davesdogmaggie I think I want that job #Monsterdon

opens fire without looking, yup, that's a cop

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scene that should be cut ✅

ewww, that looks like the bad porn 😬

#Monsterdon

She's being stalked by The Comedian. Run, lady. #Monsterdon

Is this that store next to the "Four Seasons" landscaping business?

#monsterdon

This isn't the "adult bookstore" next to Four Seasons Landscaping, is it?

#Monsterdon

5 minutes into this movie, and I can see why someone needed the sequel to have an extremely silly recurring pop music song.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling #TheHowling1981

LIPS!

LIPS!

LIPS!

LIPS!

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Gigantic early 80s electronics!

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She's a feisty one! #Monsterdon

Enjoying the news announcer practicing in the mirror....

#Monsterdon

Yeah, we're hoping the cops get it....

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Dirty pictures on the evening news #Monsterdon

I'm here for #Monsterdon. Another spooky month inspired choice, 1980's style, The Howling (1981).

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/11298-the-howling

I can't remember the last time I've seen this one. I'm not sure I've ever seen it start to finish.

#Monsterdon🐺 👨 🌲 😱

Repression IS the father of neurosis!

@moira

AVCO Embassy, same studio that did Escape from New York

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, I think this movie is in color!

#Monsterdon #TheHowling #TheHowling1981

Who's ready to see the horrifying nightmare that is Robert Picardo with hair?
#Monsterdon #Howling

54321 etc
#monsterdon

This came out Fr. year of HS. I really wanted to see it but I grew up in an area where they wouldn't sell kids tickets to 'r' films and even the 'multi plexes' were 3 screens so you couldn't buy a ticket for one and sneak into another. #monsterdon

#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(awoo)

"Are these balls yours?"

Said the actress to the bishop

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