@Louisa

I think that was "Silver bullets my ass" guy's rifle

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Yeah it works best when they go from all fangy and bubbly with weird eyes then jump cut to the Snoot Extension Stage #Monsterdon

When in doubt, burn it out….makes sense to me 🤷#Monsterdon

"It's an ol' fashion'd BARN BURNING!"

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Oh God, shoot him before we have to sit through another ten minutes of transformation…

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Is mazda nerd going to save the day?

really?

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I bet if you worked in the effects dept. on this it was the first line on your resume for the rest of time. #monsterdon

zombie werewolf sex criminal really ruined shit for the rest of these woofs. they weren't eating THAT many people

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Naked Robert Picardo?
Naked hairy Picardo...
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You could have had a werewolf president but you couldn't control your urges!

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werewolf on werewolf violence

@diazona i mean that scene where the one guy seems to be hitting on the husband and then implies cannibalism was pretty telling

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WHO SAID the movie is just going to be the werewolves fitting in fine in society i know one of you said it #monsterdon

Welp, the Black Furies have outvoted the Glasswalkers…

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Marcia, the voice of werewolf reason

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Oops, I confused who was Marsha and who was Karen

How is anyone supposed to keep track of these boring names anyway?

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Wow werewolf politics is a lot more complex than I thought...
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You'll never see it done that detailed, and that expertly/lovingly again. Be drawn on a compter 99 times out of 100, and the 100th is a bunch of 14 year olds messing around for fun. #monsterdon

Werewolf politics

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when I was once bitten, I was twice shy

You tell 'em Carradine! #Monsterdon

it's a sex cult really....they smoke meth and think they're werewolves....

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@jivens She might have been frozen by it because it was a thing she saw before and blacked out.

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Ngh. I think at that point I'd just let 'em shoot me. Beats turning into a werewolf. #Monsterdon

A convenient bottle of hydrochloric acid in a wine bottle behind her
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I hope she threw a Silver Bullet brand beer

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This is the werewolf equivalent of monologuing, he's giving her so much time to run and she's just wasting it

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

She could've been in the next county by now #Monsterdon

@flowerpot #monsterdon

setting it up for the Womp Womp sound

The Hologram appears to be having a Medical Emergency

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that's TWO people who were in Inner Space....

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the creature effects are good

they needed someone who understood lighting and camera angles and such

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another thing I forgot to report, when reporter girl died we saw the file she was looking for on the floor, with sketches of werewolves and drawings like the killer's on the floor, including an anatomical drawing of a human and hybrid huma-werewolf forms.

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omg, I forgot that was the EMH...the moment he spoke....."what is the nature of the medical emergency?"

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See, I knew the werewolves'd get the phones eventually. Werewolves hate telephony. #Monsterdon

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why are you biting her neck? This isn't a vampire movie, wtf!

Awww, that's a shame about Second Girl, she worked hard

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Well meet y'all over at the cener yole yuck yoken yokel yuk ahm sure shes just fine yokel yuk
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(Kind of makes me want to watch AAWIL)

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He's killing her like a vampire though?

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switch on a vacuum cleaner, dogs hate those!

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hahaha "Howl" by Ginsberg

more eggs than the Easter Bunny

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This dialogue makes it ambiguous as to if people know that guy is a werewolf.

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He's in the doghouse NOW!!

If you had to scratch that itch because your mistress gave you fleas

...You might be a werewolf

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Bill can get eaten by werewolves now.

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leave him.

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Bad man!

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the flesh of the werewolf cuts like 5 hour roast

lol, liking the hand turning back to human, well done..

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@floatybirb #monsterdon

"snoops"? I see what you did there...

Pitch: I want to make a psychological thriller that is neither thrilling nor psychologically engaging, where nothing really happens in the first hour

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Werewolf: "Who's back?"

Werewolf: "Your back!"

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Oh, right Eddie the incel / serial killer.

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HATCHET! whoop whoop!

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okay guys how can we make Grandpa's cabin look scary? We can't take the husky painting down

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Dear everyone.

If you come upon a cabin in the woods adorned with bones, be they human or not… leave.

Expeditiously.

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Hey who left the casio out here @ the cabin in the woods? #Monsterdon

You think I'm covered for lycanthropy? #Monsterdon

A funny plot twist is that the colony is just so that werewolves can reintegrate into normal society, and things end up working out okay.

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50 minutes into the movie, and only the stalker/killer Eddie was killed, but he was a werewolf, so he's still alive!

So, no deaths yet!

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Ominous organ ✅

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Well. Animated furryfucking. Not on my bingo card, but maybe shoulda been.

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This is just normal cis straight sex, right? I haven't a clue how this works.

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Programming note: #MondayActionMovie tomorrow at 8 P ET is featuring another 80's horror film.....#monsterdon

Shouldn't they be doing it, well, doggie style?
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werewolf sex is kinda weird. in a boring way

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Butt's a little mushy there, Bill, consider some targeted exercises. #Monsterdon

Because she's into werewolves now, Karen is now horny for her husband, but he's not in the mood because he got vaccinated today. But after she goes to sleep, he wanders into the woods to meet Goth wife and they both get naked because this movie is horny.

The music does this weird lovey dovey piece with triangles and or something then adds werewolf howls to it to be notable.

Then Karen wakes up, hears all the howls and records them on her sonic screwdriver.

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One of those wolves sounds like a cat.

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This is just what married couples get up to in the woods really....

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aw, she took off her clothes, the most interesting thing about her.

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That's a nice little cove/coast area. Anybody? NoCal is my guess. #monsterdon

Sister got bingo!

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ugh chest pubes
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Oh yeah, I remember the "veggie suddenly goes all meat" thing

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@SnoopJ #monsterdon

heck, Elvira was no Elvira...

https://piefed.social/post/1350304

And bingo. #Monsterdon

Just about halfway through here. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@diazona "Our Werewolves are Different (TM)" #monsterdon

"I'm makin' a buck here. You want books? I got books." Classic Dick Miller delivery. #monsterdon

walks off the semi in the woods....

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Return to the city, the reporter duo are looking for information on corpse thieves, so they go to a book store where some nuns are gawking at a satan head. The book store owner suspects a werewolf and helpfully explains the werewolf mythology that applies for this movie. In summary:

werewolves don't need a full moon to transform, they can regenerate and come back from the dead if you don't kill them, and you can kill them with fire and werewolf.

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I do agree that if you kill it, you should eat it.

People, too....

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@Andres4NY Oh yeah. That's the stuff. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@pngwen @klu9 he really is! #Monsterdon

@klu9 DICK MILLER!

(thanks, I was stuck at Dick....which did happen back in the day...)

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It's a fact! Before it was called MasterCard, it was called MasterCharge!

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Dick Miller :blobfoxcute:

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Nu'ns gonna happen to those nuns
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Is this sort of trauma healthy to relate in a room full of strangers?

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Pretty sure that's not how you handle guns fellas, and I'm a brit....

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[comedic moment song] #monsterdon #thehowling

Don't dry fire...

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#Monsterdon who needs dogs when we have weird sweaty dog man with a pelt around him!

@Terencio

"I leave Daisy here for 5 minutes, and she's got no hooves when I come back. Damn cowjackers!"

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@klu9 Can't let that slip by without a laugh
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The fog also affects electric torches making batteries fail #monsterdon #thehowling

Cowjacker?

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Werekitty?

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