"Are these balls yours?"

Said the actress to the bishop

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My Grandma Is A Centipede And Wants To Eat My Friends Eyes But I Have Balls, 78 chapters on mangadex. #monsterdon

Another dog gone ball has been found.
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"There are six more people with the same kind of balls." That's what she said.
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Lycant we all thropy along?! #Monsterdon

"Why are you dressed like a man?"
Because of creeps like you.
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Reminder: if you want to commemorate this year's October #Monsterdon, I made this design and it's on everything from stickers to t-shirts

The reference photo I liked best from this movie turned out to be an inconsequential character but you can't win em all 😮‍💨

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/designs/vhs-80s-october

@apLundell probably because Murica. The bookstore might also be chartered as a gun store that also sells books.

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lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Grooming to sell more brushes

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@davesdogmaggie
Yeah, and he used silver bullets I think, but in the sequel she supposedly comes back anyway, but I think her bro and Chris Lee kill her anyways. Total Dee Wallace waste. 😖

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lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Dental to sell teeth cleanings

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@moira Good ol' furry pyramid schemes, American as apple pie and snake oil -_- #Monsterdon

Eight Samurai? But that's more than Seven!
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i would rate this movie 'decent enough fare for an evening', although it's definitely getting bonus points for marsha surviving

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I believe I have a vertical line #bingo?
(Can't believe I didn't spot coffee in this. Was there no breakfast scene????)

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awooooo

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! Now off to the double feature at https://miru.miyaku.media

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Oooh asking the important questions! https://ohai.social/@klu9/115443528485270656

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Welp, I was hoping for some actual wolfies but we just got icky werewolves.

Thanks for hosting @Taweret and for bingo @cherizilla and for excellent trivia @JoeWynne

hope to see you all next time!

.... Wahrwolf?

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@paco I need closure...goddamn sequel hook! #Monsterdon

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Back in the days when you could order a pepper steak cooked to order at a bar..

A clear victory for the sweaters from Fright Night!

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anyway good job team, another movie successfully launched into space

thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

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@faoluin want some dog food? 💕

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thanks everyone!

Tip your dive-bar-grill waiters

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Ooh, a rare post-credits stinger! (Pun intended)

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Post credits flash back scene to a time when wolves were blacj and white.

Sequel baiting? GOOD NEWS!
The sequel is kinda bad, but in a mostly entertaining way. And you get Christopher Lee.
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#monsterdon A rare burger!

Everyone knows that's a werewolf meal!

She turned into an Ewok?

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That was excellent!

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these are the funniest closing credits ever!You see marvel, that's how you do it.
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@culturednyc lol I was just getting to that

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Hamburger and soft porn music. That's quite the ending credits sequence. #Monsterdon

That's a long fry for "rare". At any rate, a great closer for "Cheezy 80's horror month." Thanks again to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #TheHowling

THAT BURGER IS WELL DONE NOW, SHE ORDERED RARE #monsterdon #thehowling

Oh boy its hamburger time? #Monsterdon

Don't look at me lady I ain't paying for yer berger

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"Rare."

Look lady, we can't legally sell you a rare burger. Medium-well ok?

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dammit now i'm hungry :not_like_okuu:
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Oh good, hot wolf lady survived. And she spiked the camera.
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"rare. like the good men in my life"

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try to avoid turning any sex pest stalkers next time marsha

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This movie does what President Awoo couldn't.

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awoooooo

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Love that those kids had a Carrom board

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okay but why is her wolf-form so fucked up

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It's always something stupid with werewolf films

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She's shapeshifting for ratings, I can tell #monsterdon

Hell Yes! SCREAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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they made her the softest fluffy woof

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stand by for a five minute transformation....

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Is Karen a werewolf now?

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 is she calling for furry rights on the air?

Oh no. Is she....

saying that inside us are two wolves?

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Full stop motion werewolves?

I drove an old POS car like that. No way you got that many cranks. 5, maybe 6 and the battery was dead. #monsterdon

A Guyana-Like spectacle? Guess I have something to look up now. #monsterdon

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He wasn't even a psychiatrist. He was an 'author and behavior expert'

Wait. Are werewolves undead, too?

Oh, it was just not a silver bullet, riiiiight.

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I called it, they started a forest fire! #monsterdon #thehowling

lol, she started off a wildfire....

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is she gonna change on national TV?

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awww, little stop motion werewolves

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Oops all werewolves

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oops, and she got bitten, too late for her.

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we have to make them b-leed

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Throw the squeaky toys! Distract them!

He shot the sherrif
but he didn't shoot the dep-uppy #monsterdon

Is there anyone who isn't a freeking werewolf on this movie?
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These werewolves are also extremely slow at everything. They could be miles away #monsterdon #thehowling

That's actually a pretty good costume.

Ope. There went Terry. 🔔
I knew she was too sane to last!

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@steggy And then the sudden wall-of-flames? bleh. doesn't work that way

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Dee Wallace should do more movies with canids.

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All Cops Are Werewolves #monsterdon #thehowling

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The dog caught the car!

I bet 80% of the creature features I've watched so far this spooky season so far have been werewolf ones. Odd it would be that high. #monsterdon

Oh geez I wasn't expecting that wolf hand to take those files 😱

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Does fire kill werewolves? I guess these ones seem to either not regenerate or do it very very slowly.
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He had a fuckton of silver bullets, why did he stop shooting? #monsterdon #thehowling

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At least the special effects crew are having a good time. That's all that matters

istg if this barn fucking explodes from that little bit of gasoline
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GASOLINE WILL NOT KILL THEM!

ONLY SILVER!

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Barricading the door with your silver bullet rifle!!!!!! Lmao

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He only has fifteen minutes to reload while they transform!

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Why would you...put the gun down?!

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HAH! Half a dozen werewolves looking in shock at a dead fellow is funny.
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let marsha escape!!!!!

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okay but WHY do you have silver bullets in there

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i am fucking losing my mind at the werewolf that just spends all his time shapeshifting just getting immediately shot that is such a good bit #monsterdon

thank god he didn't wait around for 5 mins to shoot him

this dude ain't half bad i guess

who is he again?
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what is this "Bright boy" thing he's got going on?

uh-oh, five minute transformation again....

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doctor doctor, gimme the news

I got a
bad case of

fleas #monsterdon

Differently from D&D, transforming to/from wolf doesn't regenerate hit points #monsterdon #thehowling

Picardo's channeling Brando #monsterdon

Don’t tell me Mazda nerd is going to be our hero.

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15 minutes. Let's get this wrapped up. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

@jonny Turns out this movie is an arch critique of the business of broadcast news #monsterdon

@lytta Hmm yeah I think I missed that

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