@saucerlost horny when present, is always a pro and a con. #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

❤️ Thank you @Taweret for hosting this furry feature!

🅱️ and thanks @cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite was "Feeling Wild, Feeling Strong". That had to be the colony brochure tagline!

🦖 And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Tremendous fun! I missed too many good posts and will get to them later. Kind of a lagniappe after the Loup-garou.

lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Silver to sell more weird bullets

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lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Electrolysis to sell more electricity needles

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@moira I have seen some werewolf movies I liked but my taste in movies is perhaps somewhat erratic #monsterdon

So, she said “I’m gonna turn into a really cute doggo on camera and THAT’S when I want you to blow my brains out” and dude was like “k, nbd.”

This movie just gives and gives and then gives some more.

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@gnomon There was nothing too slow that they couldn't make room for it in this film. Even watching a burger fry.
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#monsterdon Hey, thats the name of the show

@Lazarou @allanb f'reals

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oh hey btw good news, that old guy werewolf got exactly what he wanted

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tbf i don't think marsha started the colony. HER werewolf cult is going to be hotties only

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@_L1vY_
I love the skin inflation effect. 😆

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Werewolves would love it in Germany. #monsterdon #Mettbroetchen

Not sure what to think of this one. Production values weren't bad, the acting wasn't bad either, but what was with the plot? No ocean in to which to fuck off either. I'll take it though. Thanks @Taweret !

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Has there ever been better end credits? Just a burger. So simple. So perfect.

My god.

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I'm going to watch to the end to see it cooked...

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We really commited to this shot for the credits, where is the beef? #Monsterdon

@allanb @Taweret I loved that the guy at the bar was looking directly at the camera as he said "the things they do with special effects these days", excellent piss-take

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Kid got it in one!
"The news lady's turning into a werewolf!"

Worst. Fry cook. Ever.

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snoot boop

tragic music plays over a burger patty....it's a big Bobs Burgers.

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the kids were the best part of the movie

Don't smash the hamburger like that, dipshit, it's gonna be dry as fuck -_-; #Monsterdon

Why did the Mazda explode?

Not even the in-universe explanation, I mean. What narrative purpose did that serve?

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AWOOOOOOOO!!

ty for joining, everyone!!

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lol, she's turning into a wookie

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lol, the bored audience...

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Bingo I guess?
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Accidental major wildfire in California. Uncomfortably relevant 44 years later.

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@Wynter Jonestown #Monsterdon

i think the scariest thing was that if she became a werewolf she would be trapped in the same tiny community as the stalker who attacked her

i think she's going to be a werewolf now but she's escaped both him and her shitty husband, i hope

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#Monsterdon unfortunately we have to put you down because you got bit right at the end but hey at least it was by your ugly boyfriend

However, the stolen Bird of Prey... I mean um... cop car... is then attacked by werewolves also because the colony has an inexhaustible supply of werewolves. One of them gets in and bites Karen so she can be a werewolf too. We discover the werewolf that bit her was her husband, Mr. Stache.

As they drive away, Karen vows to warn people so that they will believe in werewolves.

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Thank you, 80's movies, for making an entire generation of kids grow up thinking that any minor traffic accident would cause cars to explode

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

Oh I remember how this ends now.....lol....

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as the werewolf temple burns down, doing a small lycanthropic genocide, we get some howling. eventually they reach a sports car, but a werewolf on the roof starts attacking them until they shoot it and drive off.

The cop werewolf blocks them and shoots at them with normal bullets, disabling the car, so reporter boy gets out and shoots him with silver bullets. Then their car explodes because of anime physics so they take the cop car instead.

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Kind of satisfying to see the Sherriff go down
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Wait, where did he get the gun?
Did he take it back out the door?
Did he have another one?
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modern problems: trying to aim a long-gun inside of a Mazda

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"Nooo, not my Mazda!"

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LOL even Karen is like, can u get on with it #Monsterdon

Reporter boy arrives at the secret werewolf temple, which he found somehow, to rescue Karen and also do a bolt action Rambo on all the werewolves.

After retrieving Karen he traps them in the temple (which is a barn) and then they pour gasoline on it and light it on fire.

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@Louisa

I think that was "Silver bullets my ass" guy's rifle

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"It's an ol' fashion'd BARN BURNING!"

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Oh God, shoot him before we have to sit through another ten minutes of transformation…

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I bet if you worked in the effects dept. on this it was the first line on your resume for the rest of time. #monsterdon

zombie werewolf sex criminal really ruined shit for the rest of these woofs. they weren't eating THAT many people

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Naked Robert Picardo?
Naked hairy Picardo...
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You could have had a werewolf president but you couldn't control your urges!

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werewolf on werewolf violence

WHO SAID the movie is just going to be the werewolves fitting in fine in society i know one of you said it #monsterdon

@diazona i mean that scene where the one guy seems to be hitting on the husband and then implies cannibalism was pretty telling

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Welp, the Black Furies have outvoted the Glasswalkers…

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Marcia, the voice of werewolf reason

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Oops, I confused who was Marsha and who was Karen

How is anyone supposed to keep track of these boring names anyway?

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Wow werewolf politics is a lot more complex than I thought...
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You'll never see it done that detailed, and that expertly/lovingly again. Be drawn on a compter 99 times out of 100, and the 100th is a bunch of 14 year olds messing around for fun. #monsterdon

Werewolf politics

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when I was once bitten, I was twice shy

You tell 'em Carradine! #Monsterdon

@jivens She might have been frozen by it because it was a thing she saw before and blacked out.

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Ngh. I think at that point I'd just let 'em shoot me. Beats turning into a werewolf. #Monsterdon

A convenient bottle of hydrochloric acid in a wine bottle behind her
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I hope she threw a Silver Bullet brand beer

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This is the werewolf equivalent of monologuing, he's giving her so much time to run and she's just wasting it

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

She could've been in the next county by now #Monsterdon

that's TWO people who were in Inner Space....

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another thing I forgot to report, when reporter girl died we saw the file she was looking for on the floor, with sketches of werewolves and drawings like the killer's on the floor, including an anatomical drawing of a human and hybrid huma-werewolf forms.

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omg, I forgot that was the EMH...the moment he spoke....."what is the nature of the medical emergency?"

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See, I knew the werewolves'd get the phones eventually. Werewolves hate telephony. #Monsterdon

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why are you biting her neck? This isn't a vampire movie, wtf!

Awww, that's a shame about Second Girl, she worked hard

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Well meet y'all over at the cener yole yuck yoken yokel yuk ahm sure shes just fine yokel yuk
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He's killing her like a vampire though?

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(Kind of makes me want to watch AAWIL)

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switch on a vacuum cleaner, dogs hate those!

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more eggs than the Easter Bunny

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This dialogue makes it ambiguous as to if people know that guy is a werewolf.

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He's in the doghouse NOW!!

If you had to scratch that itch because your mistress gave you fleas

...You might be a werewolf

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leave him.

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Bad man!

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the flesh of the werewolf cuts like 5 hour roast

lol, liking the hand turning back to human, well done..

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@floatybirb #monsterdon

"snoops"? I see what you did there...

Pitch: I want to make a psychological thriller that is neither thrilling nor psychologically engaging, where nothing really happens in the first hour

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Werewolf: "Who's back?"

Werewolf: "Your back!"

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Oh, right Eddie the incel / serial killer.

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okay guys how can we make Grandpa's cabin look scary? We can't take the husky painting down

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Dear everyone.

If you come upon a cabin in the woods adorned with bones, be they human or not… leave.

Expeditiously.

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Hey who left the casio out here @ the cabin in the woods? #Monsterdon

You think I'm covered for lycanthropy? #Monsterdon

50 minutes into the movie, and only the stalker/killer Eddie was killed, but he was a werewolf, so he's still alive!

So, no deaths yet!

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Ominous organ ✅

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Well. Animated furryfucking. Not on my bingo card, but maybe shoulda been.

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

This is just normal cis straight sex, right? I haven't a clue how this works.

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Programming note: #MondayActionMovie tomorrow at 8 P ET is featuring another 80's horror film.....#monsterdon

Shouldn't they be doing it, well, doggie style?
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werewolf sex is kinda weird. in a boring way

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Because she's into werewolves now, Karen is now horny for her husband, but he's not in the mood because he got vaccinated today. But after she goes to sleep, he wanders into the woods to meet Goth wife and they both get naked because this movie is horny.

The music does this weird lovey dovey piece with triangles and or something then adds werewolf howls to it to be notable.

Then Karen wakes up, hears all the howls and records them on her sonic screwdriver.

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