Pompous Doctor Accent is pretty spot on #Monsterdon

The doctor forgot to mention that everyone up there will be high AF. #Monsterdon

Had to look up and figure out where I'd seen one of the guys working for the News before.

Kevin McCarthy. He was the bad guy in Innerspace. Mystery solved. #monsterdon

Oh hey Carradine. You're full of energy this movie. That's rare.
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

Two hands on the wheel pal.

#Monsterdon

And by recharge your batteries he really means become the main course for some werewolves. #Monsterdon

and it contains John Carradine. see? see, i was right!

#monsterdon

Yep, they're weird #monsterdon

I want to go to a Zydeco retreat!

#monsterdon

Grandpa is drunk again #Monsterdon

bitey bitey tiems

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

#Monsterdon "maybe she's pregnant" incredible. it's a personal ambition of mine to see how often pregnancy horror shows up in stories about women in horror b/c i swear to god its like almost every time. that's besides the point

#monsterdon "I recommend a vacation at the resort I happen to own."

Sure, I'll trust that doctor.

Special werewolf patients...

Can't miss it, it's next to the Clonus facility.

#monsterdon #thehowling

Karen,I'll be honest. I'm pretty high and like 17 minutes late and I don't know what I'm in for. #Monsterdon

Bowing out of this one for the uncomfy themes. Hope the rest of you enjoy it!

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

There's a lot of light vs dark and blood, which makes this feels surprisingly vampire-adjacent

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

i love it when my therapist goes "you're totally fine, why don't you go live in my house for awhile" #monsterdon

Oh, I get it, this pop psychologist is a sex pest.

#monsterdon #TheHowling

Ah yes, go up to the woods. That’s a totally safe place to go when you’re in a horror flick #Monsterdon

The worst part of being an 80s kid is half-recognising actors and they're so much younger than in their moviedb headshots I still can't name them

#monsterdon

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this psychologist is not a good psychologist

“Maybe she’s pregnant”.

The height of intellectual scripts.

#Monsterdon

lol, love how she just drifts off while he's speaking...

#Monsterdon

oh is steed also a werewolf? is he a baby werewolf recruiter?

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

sir, i am not going anywhere called The Colony, i really don't care how much PTSD i've got.

#monsterdon

@jadebees

"I am not a number. I am a wolf!"

#Monsterdon

@littlemiao I'm saying it was!

I mean, I didn't see any indication it wasn't

#Monsterdon

If you missed it:

#Monsterdon

wow her bf is unappealing

#Monsterdon

The Colony? is that anything like The Village?

#Monsterdon

“Who knows, maybe she’s pregnant” oof, dude! #Monsterdon

"now there's a pro"

what if this guy could get attacked by a werewolf and then he could have to go to work. how about that.

#monsterdon

I wanna axe him something #Monsterdon

They probably should have refused to let her back on that fast. PTSD is a bitch.

#Monsterdon

"you can't be afraid of dreams"

mm, yes, professional psychology

#Monsterdon

That's PTSD baybee #monsterdon

@eigen 'cause that apparently excuses anything in the 80's 🤦

#Monsterdon

Lol, no, just, uh...stare #Monsterdon

George Waggner.

The extra G is for savings!

#monsterdon

I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna....... awwoooooooO!!! #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Everybody will be watching they all want you to relive your recent trauma on live TV

Shitty Boss Moment #Monsterdon

no less of an asshole in this than in UHF

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

losing it due to lens flare is pretty rough, ngl

#monsterdon

The Howl is in the Howling!

#Monsterdon

Channel 6? Where's April when you need her? #monsterdon

Was that an ordinary dog? Asking for my bingo card. #Monsterdon

oh yeah the thing to do with someone having a ptsd flashback is defintiely to grab their chin in your hand

#monsterdon

Serial Killers are never big on framing

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

This is the strangest episode of The Morning Show ever.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling 🐺

I know that dog is a great actor. A real dog bearing its teeth would have bitten her head off when she threw something at it.
#Monsterdon

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ruh roh

Rodents of unusul size #Monsterdon

Man, the evening news must have been so boring then, I'm envious #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon good God, that lense flare.

The Beats by Dre News Team!
#Monsterdon

Clipping: “Death by man-eating piranhas”

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

That's what anchor desks looked like forty years ago #monsterdon

put the car crusher commercial back on i need some real action
#monsterdon

Is this Chekov’s auto crusher, or just random B roll?? #Monsterdon

That sweater is creeping me out #Monsterdon

Movie, give it a rest. You aren't Videodrome.

#monsterdon #thehowling

@Taweret Right, didn't announce themselves or anything #monsterdon

why can't we get in the running car?! #Monsterdon

This whole movie is just a UHF prequel isn't it? #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Who says cynosure? #Monsterdon

crappy psych for the bingo card #monsterdon

So far I'm more invested in the mystery of the Murdering Messiah than everything else
#monsterdon #thehowling

The violins are a bit heavy.
#Monsterdon

Oh yeah, It's 1981. #Monsterdon

Physical porno store, L M A O 😂

#Monsterdon

The cop shooting up a door and there being a body's worth of blood spilling out, seems like someone might have gotten hit.
#Monsterdon

Chekov's "beast in all of us"

#Monsterdon

99 replays of "it's not unusual (for a killer to draw like that" and one (1) werewolf of london

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

#Monsterdon is clearly a right-brained activity

The cops!? The kid should get a job at Blizzard.

#monsterdon #thehowling

Oh wow, the werewolf guy had like six different people do sketches for him!

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

Why does everyone in every movie from the 70s and 80s have a porn aesthetic?

#Monsterdon

ah yes, Sciene. (-_-)

#monsterdon

Scraps of paper thumbtacked to the wall is the browser history of the 1980s #monsterdon

so, are the news reporters rummaging through the dead person's apartment?

seems like there's honestly bigger problems than the werewolf here.

#monsterdon

Why are all of these Chewbaca pictures everywhere?
#Monsterdon

Yeah, stuff like that is why I'm not a fan of dogs either.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

Groverhaus the apartment complex?! #monsterdon

@JoeWynne my dad has us watch Walter Cronkite’s last broadcast it was An Event #Monsterdon

Um, that’s not normal dog behavior

Also, why’d you hit the dog in the face AND THEN GO ABOUT YOUR DAY like nothing happened???

#Monsterdon

Pupper was so excited to be on camera! Forgot to wear their scary face for a full half the scene. What a good doggo!

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

@catzilla The verdict is still out on "horror" vs "horrible"

(I mean, it's got decent production values but hard to tell what the point is of any of this that's happened so far)

#Monsterdon

Did not have “angry dog” on my bingo card for tonight’s #Monsterdon

oh no, the most ferocious breed of all dogs, he almost got you.

#monsterdon

Your "average red blooded all american boy" owns that lamp!?!?!

#Monsterdon

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Meanwhile, at Hulk Mansions....

Way to put the survivor right on TV. #Monsterdon

Poor dog has very dubious dental hygiene #Monsterdon

Why aren't the wearing gloves? Who are these amateur sleuths?

#Monsterdon

I bet he has a mastodon account.

#monsterdon #thehowling

Poor dog! That was uncalled for #monsterdon #thehowling

oi, no throwing things at The Good Boy. he knows you are trying to mess with his master.

#monsterdon

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Doggo wearing dentures!

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  🚨 CAMEOS UPCOMING!!! 🚨

🎃 John Sayles, co-screenwriter (the funny one), is the morgue attendant

🎃 Forrest J. Ackerman is the bookstore customer who is carrying a copy of a magazine. It's the magazine he founded: "Famous Monsters of Filmland". This guy is the source of a week's worth of rabbit holes and it appears he is one of the first two cosplayers ever.

#TheHowling1981