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🎃 John Sayles, co-screenwriter (the funny one), is the morgue attendant

🎃 Forrest J. Ackerman is the bookstore customer who is carrying a copy of a magazine. It's the magazine he founded: "Famous Monsters of Filmland". This guy is the source of a week's worth of rabbit holes and it appears he is one of the first two cosplayers ever.

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It was so hard to track someone in the '80s!

For good AND for ill, it's now a piece of cake.

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Jumpscare pupper! Get outta here.
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Timeless commentary on American Masculinity there...

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Hank Of America

new york city is plagued by a wave of magicians who keep being horny on the phone and then pulling a disappearing trick. the cops are shooting first and asking questions later #monsterdon

Trying very hard to pay attention to the scenes that Belinda Balaski is in but this crush is making it awfully challenging

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Slum dweller rocking the "denim baker boy cap & beer belly in white T-shirt" look

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Wife came in from having a smoke. Took one look at the TV.
#monsterdon ? she asked
IDK, Sunday evening, red glare shots, soft focus, jumblies... yup.

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They're not getting their deposit back.

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#Monsterdon MARIO!

Foreshadowing sketches #monsterdon #thehowling

Orange slug bug!

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This is quite an odd walk to get to a werewolf movie.

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yes let's keep the lady in utter shock in the middle of a crowd of gawkers and ask her shit. #monsterdon

Now THAT’S acting!

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oh my gods that building is magnificent

and probably torn down but maybe not?

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That is the longest greenest house I've ever seen.
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING SUBURBIA

where the hell near West LA is *this*

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FLUSH!!! #Monsterdon

That older cop was Kenneth Tobey who we saw getting tied up in a favorite scene of #monsterdon in The Thing From Another World. #TheHowling

Gee, I though the husband was going to slap her and a people would queue behind him, like "Airplane!"
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Bill, you're gonna have to shave. Maybe go for a buzz cut? #Monsterdon

the score is telling me it's the end of the movie, the scroll bar is telling me it's the first 15 minutes of the movie

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This movie is a horror movie you said? #monsterdon #thehowling

@Taweret Somehow they missed her, though? Minus 5 accuracy points. #Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

I wonder whether these two use the same hairspray which they buy by the caseload? #monsterdon

@elroachy It was honestly scary looking at how many sequels are on tubi

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@amyfou that's the free space

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Cop just shot right through a door. Jeeze. Do not like this kind of realism. Amazing he didn't shoot her.

this lady needs a therapist rn immediately

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Its worth a mention at this point, you know they made a sequle to this film…#Monsterdon

Ah, great, now she's going to have the smiley face as a PTSD trigger.

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Bill. yes, indeed. Bill.

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Wasn't expecting the nudity

this is not a Watchmen tie-in

despite the appearances

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Old pop culture references in tonight's feature you may need to look up

Walter Cronkite
Quick Draw McGraw
Manson Family

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@SnoopJ it's a shame to miss out on the classic ZOOOOOM

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Well, we don't know either Karen, this has been some weird first 10 minutes, even for #monsterdon standards

@faoluin ACABABS (all cops are bastards and bad shots)
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I can't blame you, Karen. I don't remember either.

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the dog men in this universe have mind control? pack it up its game over #monsterdon

of course Neil's a football chud, the stache totally gave it away
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I'm late but have been watching and skipping, and now I'm 4 minutes behind, and I don't want to skip ahead because I might miss something important.
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It's saying the content is unavailable. :(
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there's no box on my bingo card for casual misogyny

I don't know what happened in there either

I'm not sure I know what happened anywhere in this movie TBH

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✅ Red light! An 80s monster movie classic. #Monsterdon

Is firing guns randomly into a dark room where a lady is screaming standard cop procedure? #Monsterdon

@paco Whaddya think this is 2025?! #StartsSobbing #Monsterdon

thank god, a #Monsterdon movie that understands how to do a close-up

A MYSTERIOUS ENCOUNTER

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So....this was what she'd intended to happen? #monsterdon

The police shooting whoever screams. that makes sense
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Shoot first, ask questions later. Classic.

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Due to the murder (and the girl) everyone gets free tokens.

#monsterdon Shouldn'ta let the cops back there.

Quickdraw McGraw #monsterdon #thehowling

Dennis Dugan was the Unidentified Flying Oddball. Just to lighten things up.

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@Brookside Mebbie the woolwolf store? #Monsterdon

lol, GIGANTIC video camera...

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Yeah just shoot away there champ. No chance you're gonna hit the vic. Geeze. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Cops shooting though doors

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shooting up the parlor is a *choice*, sirs.

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Unfortunately, we put the keystone cops on this one, and they got stuck in a well while your wife was murdered

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That's exactly what a porn shop was like, but slightly more creepy...I have been told.

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I can't really watch a lot of the cuts to this porn.
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Dames don't like it when you call 'em broads!

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oh yeah just shoot straight in there blindly where the lady screaming is

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I'm so far behind on #Monsterdon gahhh! Don't leave me!

I missed a bit having problems with too many wires and not enough coffee table space and tuned back in to what might have been porn or a rape scene?

Uh...
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okay clearly if I hold out for anything like proper seduction I'm going to be disappointed

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A few years later Dee Wallace would appear in my favorite teen rom/com of the 80's. Secret Admirer. #Monsterdon

The Howling (1981) A mysterious presence falls over new york city that makes everyone howl like when someone stubs their toe in tom and jerry occasionally. No dog guys, no other symptoms really, and it doesn't play a very big role in the plot that is otherwise basically law and order SVU #monsterdon

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Hey it's the asshole TV owner from #UHF!

I tuned in at an... interesting time...
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okay, eddie, that's not creepy at all. #eugh

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Early 80s aesthetics was grimy AF #monsterdon #thehowling

@strangefour ah but it's West LA! Even said so on some of the signs. But yeah it could have been times square!

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe Their bodies are trying to sweat out the tobacco, probably

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It's my impression or Blacula is around?
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80s movie, got tiddies; early 80s, they're not castle-sized knockas

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Before he was the Doctor, he's the werewolf #Monsterdon

@apLundell all glory to the internet, huh

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EW Trigger warning #monsterdon #thehowling

And we have nonconsensual toplessness #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gee, Analog porn was a lot of effort.

So are the smilies the psycho's signature? Guess we're gonna find out.

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oh jeebus

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@brooke I mean I wouldn't even be surprised at this point

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satisfaction guaranteed. well, we are watching #monsterdon , but i guess we'll see.

Ascending diminished seventh chords! Spooky! #Monsterdon

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EW

lucky #13

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Do NOT touch ANYTHING in there. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Karen the transmitter isn't working you better talk with the Manager #Monsterdon

just straight up send the highly recognizable news anchor into the seedy video parlor.

surrrre.

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NO TUBI I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEING A THRILLIONAIRE 😠

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@b VHS, Beta, or Hi-8?

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Bead curtain..