@Taweret perhaps the windows don't...close

I've seen nothing suggesting they do yet.

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#monsterdon This is a microcosm of The American Genetic Blender. Vroom vroom… everyones so late 70’s

TITLE DROP!
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

also, that window frame looks like cardboard. i can't wait for this cabin to get torn down.

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Not thirsty at all. #Monsterdon

In A Beautiful Place Out in the Country

#boc
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Nope, too spooky to go out there #Monsterdon

doggos!

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

Live action Edvard Munch painting #monsterdon

I don't want to question the way our doctor cares for his drunk, suicidal patients, but… wait, yeah. I do wanna question it.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

could this be the titular Howling?????

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This is exactly why introverts don't go to parties

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

#monsterdon 28:45 backwards, slowed down wilhelm? Mleeeeeeehliiiiiiiwwwww

#Monsterdon #TheHowling

Wow! You go, John Carradine!

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#Monsterdon🐺 👨 🌲 😱

Awooooooo!

"he just wants attention" fuck you lady #monsterdon

😱 🔥 #monsterdon #thehowling

I spotted a second parallel to Midsommar. #monsterdon #TheHowling1981

I feel like I might have read this book #Monsterdon

DR. MOREAU!?

#monsterdon #thehowling

ooh ooh

✅ Flannel

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@SnoopJ i think i am only paying attention to the parts when it is trying hard to be in the background and is just like sawing lazily back and forth, bc there were some good parts in there too #monsterdon

who the hell sleeps in a strange community with a wide ass open window like that

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Find yourself a nice tree to pee on, Carradine. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot

You're welcome!

#Monsterdon erdon

*fiddle music stops*

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Carradine’s Aooooo was Yahooo!

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

@Taweret they never try fire! #StillBitter #Monsterdon

Band from A Mighty Wind

#TheHowling1981 #Monsterdon

gawd I thought they were about to start in on Dixie #monsterdon

"he's just trying to get attention" about a guy trying to commit suicide by fire is a bad sign for how everyone here is going to treat PTSD

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@apLundell Oh, I was thinking more like cesium?

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Hope he breaks out in "Night Train to Mundo Fine"

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#TheHowling

He gets attention by howling #monsterdon

Even better, he’s sending her to the hippy folk music colony #Monsterdon https://ohai.social/@jeffron/115443507824243883

For a cult party, I'd expect more orgies and more psychedelics #monsterdon #thehowling

@steggy this baby can fit so many green gables in it #Monsterdon

"Oriental girl." #Monsterdon Ah.. the 80's.

The fiddling is pleasant.
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@SnoopJ we've got like three, four notes on this baby #monsterdon

Please let Carradine be an elderly werewolf with false teeth
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

he's gonna pee on that rock wall and it's gonna be his next album cover

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

"I've felt parts of me I didn't even know existed." are you talking about the g-spot ma'am

OK I know I name-dropped Videodrome a while back but this dude is giving me psych-from-The Brood vibes

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When is Diana Rigg going to appear?

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And who could forget this classic song on the beach? #Monsterdon

Oh NO the horror of the late 70s auto-harps!

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So she's a fae? How many monster types are in this retreat?

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@apLundell i would have punched the banjo player already #monsterdon

"Gee, I hope these people aren't too weird." #Monsterdon

The music in these Colony scenes makes me think of Deadwood and what a weird vibe for an early 80s movie

#monsterdon

@paco
marsha
marsha
marsha!

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that's a truly awful sweater

This is what I imagine the Republican National Convention afterparty is like #Monsterdon

Oh the good doctor is here too.

#TheHowling_1981 #monsterdon

"What's in it?" "The blood of my enemies ER I MEAN cherries" #monsterdon

@strangefour yes plz

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Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!

#Monsterdon #TheHowling 🐺

they just picked up a bunch of day actors and told them to do "whatever you like" didn't they?

#monsterdon

aww, shucks!

… I figure like three people got that joke.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

YIKES that guy

okay next boat off the island for me

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

If Bubba Ho Tep is in this, I'm going to bed.

#monsterdon #thehowling

this is what people did at get-togethers before they had smartphones #monsterdon

It's a cult! Don't g...She's going.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

This is a poor man's Sinners.

okay, points to him though, good response. "Excuse me." *vamoose!*

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@littlemiao yeah we'll have to keep our eyes peeled

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"...I'm the Gypsy, the Acid Queen, pay before we start"

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"Who knows, maybe she's pregnant." Naw you ass she was attacked and watched a dude get blown in half. #Monsterdon

Well that's your problem right there. Ya' got Caradines. #Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

That's the Carradine I know. Starring off at nothing, falling asleep on set, mumbling lines. Only this time it's intentional.
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

Why is she so goth #monsterdon #thehowling

#monsterdon This retreat would drive me absolutely insane.

"What's in it?" "Blood." "No, not what's it called, what's _in_ it?"

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

"Why?"

lmfao

who is this hottie

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At least they have nice music at "The Colony"

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"Oriental girl" wheee racism #monsterdon

OMG I watch you on TV all the time I'm not your greatest fan but you're OK! #Monsterdon

I could watch that guy chew steak forever... #Monsterdon

this gathering smells a bit....'Klan' if you get me...

#Monsterdon

"you know what you need to cure your trauma?

several agonizing days of bluegrass."

#monsterdon

"ah done heard you was a giant chicken!"

"no, no, a giant wolf creature"

"step down from a dinosaur, aint it?"

"I am but as the gods made me, sir."

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

the juicy stuff??? oh yeah, this is a cult.

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#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 folk music *and* red meat? sus

@Zerofactorial Teenagers! AmIright?! #Monsterdon

band is popping off tho, this place seems alright

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Oh - it's that type of colony

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#TheHowling

80s mustaches are back on some people in 2025, and they look as awful as they ever have

#Monsterdon

HEY WAIT A MINUTE Pumpkinhead was last week! #monsterdon

getting some serious cousin eddie vibes from the guy in the brown leather coat and cowboy hat
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Oriental

ah, the 80's

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Yes, John Carradine looking even more older than dirt is a werewolf #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Hey, I recognize you from the T V! Here have a hunk of meat!"

We've gone from #TheHowling to The Shining to JAWS in 3 cuts.
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Does nobody know the one girl's name?
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@diazona You never know! But I’m counting it. If it becomes a monster later on… 🤷‍♀️

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That was a helluva long preamble to get us here..

I'm surprised this guy hasn't recommended a forced orgasm or some shit. #monsterdon

are they barbecuing a gigantic pizza rug over that fire???? #monsterdon

Pompous Doctor Accent is pretty spot on #Monsterdon