@apLundell if he isn't going yee haw what else would he even do #monsterdon

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Wait are these gonna be ZOMBIE WEREWOLVES????

Two women talking about cow sounds. Calling it for Bechdel #monsterdon

The Mooing.

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Eddie checked out.

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Eddie went for a walk
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#monsterdon There ought to be a rule that these drug advertisements must demonstrate all the side-effects. Standing in front of the window, uncontrolled flatulence, draperies flapping... LOL….

Oh yeah no fucking red flags here #Monsterdon

This guy's explanation of this guy ounds like the setup for a Scooby Doo episode...
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i haven't the faintest idea who slim pickens is

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oh I think he did

I think he did get up and walk out on his own

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@Andres4NY 😆
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I'm sure a half-eaten burger next to some raw brains is perfectly sanitary.

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"aww hell, another one got up and walked out!"

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I have never thought "wow, that sounds like something really scary is outside my cabin at night. Maybe I'll go out in my nightgown with a flashlight to see..."
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@RobynGoodfellow
It's ridiculous

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And a good night to you too, Eddie #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Does the actor playing the sheriff play a sheriff in every movie?

ut oh. i think he got up and walked off on his own

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that is 100% actually slim pickens holy shit why #monsterdon

knock knock Visitors, Eddie!

Good gag.

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Now, Dee Wallace, why would you pick up some random piece of fabric hanging from the bushes in the middle of the night?

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@gnomon I think in 1981 it cost an extra $500k to upgrade to the 80's skeezy vibe

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Look at the meat? Eww. #Monsterdon

"Lunch 'n Brains"

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what. is. with. the. sheriff's. belt.

if we see it again, check out the bullets.

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Is it going to turn out that Slasher Eddie got messed up at the Colony?

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3’s company minus Jack

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"What you ladies need is a good retriever"

I mean yeah, if you replace all the guys in this movie with dogs it would be 1000% better.

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That hoedown hooch strikes again. #Monsterdon

He doesn’t need bullets with those strained buttons. One breath, *pew* #monsterdon

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If a strange lady offers you a drink and won't tell you what's in it ... maybe don't

"Heck a guy could have a good time in Vegas with all this!"

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"Aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?" #monsterdon #thehowling

@davesdogmaggie 😆
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Doin' well given last we saw that coyote he was ridin' an A-bomb down t'the wilds of Russia!

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High and stalking women is no way to go through life son! #Monsterdon

I feel the 80s just hit me with that tennis racket.

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That cabin in the woods is stacked #zillowgonewild #prime #RealEstate #Monsterdon

She's afraid because she heard something outside so of course she grabs a flashlight and goes out.

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...Isn't that one of the cavemen from those Geico commercials? #Monsterdon

Hey Slim. How's tricks. #Monsterdon #TheHowling

Going outside to look for the source of the mysterious howling, however, is not

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Sounds like a Were-cat!
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the first 30 of this movie could have just been 5 minutes. yeah yeah, woman saw a dog man and all the men in her life don't believe her and think she is hysterical. that's just like, the 80's, make with the dog man #monsterdon

The scary noises are coming outside, so you go outside to look???? What are you, an Okie in tornado season???

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Psychiatrist inviting you to a beach retreat to party with all the other Very Special Patients doesn't sound like the best form of therapy to me and so far I can't say I've been convinced yet either #Monsterdon

Slim!!! #Monsterdon

Was that a wolf or a cat? #monsterdon #thehowling

Where's MY quaint little cabin. I don't have to worry about werewolves, I'll keep the windows closed and not go out in the dark

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what's that flashlight take, you reckon? 4x D cells?

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On the one hand, don't be a dismissive dick when your traumatized wife is scared

On the other hand, you're in the wilderness. You're gonna get some howling.

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less shaky-cam and more stumbly-cam

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watch out ma'am, there's a rogue cameraman outside your cabin.

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Wolfman Jack!

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This whole movie is just gonna be Dee waking up in the middle of the night saying “I hear howling”.

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aroooOOOOOooooooooo......!
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@Brookside Are we supposed to how... no, no, that's not right! #Monsterdon

@paco
Marsha's got the boob window dress. Maybe she's a closet Klingon!

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Shout out to Wolfman Jack.. he did literally AWOOO..

This movie is weird, like a 3rd category David Lynch
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"The wildest thing you ever heard was Wolfman Jack"😂
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#monsterdon I recommend putting a screen on those windows.

Oh if only Wolfman Jack was in this. The irony.
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He wants to end it? Is he trying to escape the music..?

Bill you rude jerk

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Does that count as a title drop?

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Wolfman Jack is so LA #Monsterdon

@Taweret perhaps the windows don't...close

I've seen nothing suggesting they do yet.

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#monsterdon This is a microcosm of The American Genetic Blender. Vroom vroom… everyones so late 70’s

TITLE DROP!
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also, that window frame looks like cardboard. i can't wait for this cabin to get torn down.

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Not thirsty at all. #Monsterdon

In A Beautiful Place Out in the Country

#boc
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Nope, too spooky to go out there #Monsterdon

doggos!

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Live action Edvard Munch painting #monsterdon

I don't want to question the way our doctor cares for his drunk, suicidal patients, but… wait, yeah. I do wanna question it.

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could this be the titular Howling?????

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This is exactly why introverts don't go to parties

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30 minutes in and we get a hint of monster! Hang on people!

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#monsterdon 28:45 backwards, slowed down wilhelm? Mleeeeeeehliiiiiiiwwwww

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Wow! You go, John Carradine!

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Awooooooo!

"he just wants attention" fuck you lady #monsterdon

😱 🔥 #monsterdon #thehowling

I spotted a second parallel to Midsommar. #monsterdon #TheHowling1981

I feel like I might have read this book #Monsterdon

DR. MOREAU!?

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ooh ooh

✅ Flannel

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@SnoopJ i think i am only paying attention to the parts when it is trying hard to be in the background and is just like sawing lazily back and forth, bc there were some good parts in there too #monsterdon

who the hell sleeps in a strange community with a wide ass open window like that

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Find yourself a nice tree to pee on, Carradine. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot

You're welcome!

#Monsterdon erdon

*fiddle music stops*

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Carradine’s Aooooo was Yahooo!

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@Taweret they never try fire! #StillBitter #Monsterdon

Band from A Mighty Wind

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gawd I thought they were about to start in on Dixie #monsterdon