unfortunately therapists and psychobabblers in 80s movies are always assholes. always

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lol, loving the wristwatch hanging from bit of string to the ceiling...

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just put the glasses on dude

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@arrjay #monsterdon

that was the 80s, musta been different...

#Monsterdon PUPPY!

"It smells like wet dog in here."

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Remember reporters? Yeah. Sure would be nice having some of those again.

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Um... wait... I thought this was about ... #Monsterdon

My brain is calling Karen's husband Jeff Wolfworthy

Can't be helped

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Dear God this film stinks

And then it tries to make up for it by leading up to something new

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@Bluedepth

Saw her in The Frighteners on #SundayFunnies last week

#Monsterdon

Off the couch! Bad Karen!

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Tritones in score! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 broads always messing up my adult theater by bringing in possible criminals and/or werewolves who get shot by the cops

@SRLevine in-universe it's porn (which includes a rape scene... so, I guess, both?)

Definitely some sketchy stuff happening in this movie

#Monsterdon

Ah, the 1980s, where “Quick Draw McGraw” is a valid reference… #monsterdon #TheHowling1981

Just like a cop to start shooting before he even gets through the door. #monsterdon

"There's a woman screaming for help! Quick, shoot her."
#monsterdon

*lady screams*
That's it boys , we're going in guns blazing!
#Monsterdon

ACAB, thankfully for once?
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

Porn store guy sitting above everyone, judging them.

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Yeah just randomly shoot at the wall, that'll help

#monsterdon #TheHowling

"Put your piece away! And the gun, too. Hiyo!" #Monsterdon

"She emptied the place out"

How fucking dare she!

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Nice voice effect

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"I'm going to light up your whole body, Karen. It'll be reflectors and diffusers and softboxes as far as the eye can see."

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awoooooohhhhhh no

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"I'm gonna light up your whole body, Karen! I have 3 incredibly bright flashlights!"

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y'know if karen went through all this maybe there's reasons she's so unreasonably demanding these days

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@allanb both. I think Eddy contacted the news lady and it turned into a whole kerfuffle.

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Ah the “gift” #Monsterdon

@Taweret

It's hot in the city toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

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Phone booths. Video tapes. Porno booths. We have come back to the sleezy underbelly of NYC and the 80s. Ah nostalgia... It was a worse time. But it was all we had.
#Monsterdon #TheHowling

The boss is that baddie form Inner Space, isn't he?

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guy in the white sweater's gonna be like: "I'ma blow off some steam at the nearest porn shop...."

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. . . this isn't the Werewolf Store. >:(

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#monsterdon It's nice to see Dee Wallace, last I saw her was Cujo, I think…..

Going into a private booth in a werewolf movie? Things might Knot go as expected for her. #monsterdon

🙂

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Is this going to be Chekov's smily face?

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Was 1981 more 80s or more 70s? #Monsterdon

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c'mon lady you're ruining the vibe in the porno shop

@Terencio

Great minds yadda yadda :)

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@kshernandez lol

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Kinda not getting the plot. Is this a cop sting or a newpaper sting?

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lol @ the deviants....

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Remember, folks: Always show your full ass in operations. #monsterdon #TheHowling1981

#Monsterdon sorry nothing will ever beat the awesome phone-tracing sequence from black christmas

Nothing can be more horrifying than Eddy’s lip licking.

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I want to work in a whole assed operation! #Monsterdon

"We lost the signal? But you've got the flip-flop circuit with the LEDs and the HOYgen MAYven!" #Monsterdon

Does it make me a bad person if I sometimes confuse Dee Wallace & Louise Fletcher (a.k.a. Nurse Ratchet)?

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Remember phone booths? #monsterdon #thehowling

@Lazarou excuse me, he prefers NEWS announcer

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That's a bright little 'ol girl you got there..

"The KDHB neeEEEEeews Team~~"
#Monsterdon #Howling

“The KDH **NEWS** team…” #Monsterdon

"NEWS team"

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Luke Skywalker's pervy older brother. #Monsterdon

dude with the mustache is extremely comfortable with his masculinity to be rocking that white sweater

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If 80s movies have taught me anything, it is that Kevin McCarthy is not to be trusted. #Monsterdon

First thought: Smiley Face Killers #Monsterdon

@elroachy I've known to be one in the past... #Monsterdon

"It's all that neon out there. It messes with the signal."

#Monsterdon

DONCHA KNOW THAT

we control the horizontal

we control the vertical too-o-ooo

we're gonna make your television

squeal at you

that's what we're goin' to do-oo-oo

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

Okay, we have some harassment 😬

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981

every time I see "Dee Wallace" I think it says "Dee Snider" for one brief, bright, hopeful moment. #monsterdon

I too one day hope to be that “TV Lady” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 kevin mccarthy! that's the bad guy rj fletcher from uhf

IT'S CHANNEL 8!

[hits UHF theme riff]

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Nobel savage? The new fragrence for men? #Monsterdon

I choose to believe that this movie opening with a howl means it's a direct continuation of The Werewolf of Washington.

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Patrick McNee!

Should I adjust the tracking or

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ROBERT PICARO HI DOC

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And now, The Howling, where Howling = Explosion.

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A movie that does some cool practical VFX for its title card always wins my heart

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Patrick Mcnee!

I hope he wears a bowler hat

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This isn't another Dracula film is it?

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Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

https://lemmy.world/post/37812855

Brought to you by Trapper Keeper

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awoo

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I remember watching this when it first came out, I lived on a farm at the time with a small wooded area close by. I thinking I better not hear anything as I scurried inside. #Monsterdon

WE GOT WAY TOO MANY CANINES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!

#monsterdon #TheHowling1981

This movie doesn't feel like it's from 1983. Visually it feels like from the 90s atleast.
But the music is very dated. But in an 80s video game kinda way.
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Oh. She's a wicked vampire queen with a blood bath.
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@paco
No wonder he wanted to die. 😖

#Monsterdon #TheHowling

"Please let me see those balls once more."

#Monsterdon #MonsterMriu

Centipede as big as a house. Just stab me with a katana. I would not survive in thsi movie nor would i want to like in a world with that thing.
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No game recommendation tonight because #Monsterdon

But I will leave you with a final thought:

Owls are Sky Cats.

Goodnight!

Is that evil queen's main henchman Amakusa Shiro? He's got vibes of that over the top villain from lots of anime and video games period pieces.
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@strangefour Fetch?! They're going to play fetch?! #OhImGonnaBeSick #Monsterdon

@diazona
I mostly recognized some bars from #Alien.

#Monsterdon #TheHowling

@kcarr2015 Being a werewolf AND a doctor. The paperwork is a killer. He's always in the office late.
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Hero dog illuminated backstory only it seems.
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Once again, I think I only knew the Starlog stills. So fun to see the full film and its late 70s hairy cast. Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun #Monsterdon

Is this a movie about a hero dog?
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@Axiom Word! (someone beat me to it right?) #Monsterdon

@moira The only plot is the one this joke's getting put in now that you've beaten it to death :P #Monsterdon

wait wait

lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Wet Dog to sell more hairdryers

lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Calendar to sell more lunar calendars

lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Words to sell more dictionaries

lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Clippers to sell more nail clippers

lycanthrophy is just a plot by

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