that was the 80s, musta been different...
"It smells like wet dog in here."
Remember reporters? Yeah. Sure would be nice having some of those again.
Um... wait... I thought this was about ... #Monsterdon
Dear God this film stinks
And then it tries to make up for it by leading up to something new
Off the couch! Bad Karen!
Tritones in score! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 broads always messing up my adult theater by bringing in possible criminals and/or werewolves who get shot by the cops
@SRLevine in-universe it's porn (which includes a rape scene... so, I guess, both?)
Definitely some sketchy stuff happening in this movie
Ah, the 1980s, where “Quick Draw McGraw” is a valid reference… #monsterdon #TheHowling1981
Just like a cop to start shooting before he even gets through the door. #monsterdon
"There's a woman screaming for help! Quick, shoot her."
#monsterdon
*lady screams*
That's it boys , we're going in guns blazing!
#Monsterdon
ACAB, thankfully for once?
#Monsterdon #TheHowling
Porn store guy sitting above everyone, judging them.
Yeah just randomly shoot at the wall, that'll help
"Put your piece away! And the gun, too. Hiyo!" #Monsterdon
Nice voice effect
"I'm going to light up your whole body, Karen. It'll be reflectors and diffusers and softboxes as far as the eye can see."
#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981
awoooooohhhhhh no
"I'm gonna light up your whole body, Karen! I have 3 incredibly bright flashlights!"
y'know if karen went through all this maybe there's reasons she's so unreasonably demanding these days
@allanb both. I think Eddy contacted the news lady and it turned into a whole kerfuffle.
Ah the “gift” #Monsterdon
Phone booths. Video tapes. Porno booths. We have come back to the sleezy underbelly of NYC and the 80s. Ah nostalgia... It was a worse time. But it was all we had.
#Monsterdon #TheHowling
The boss is that baddie form Inner Space, isn't he?
guy in the white sweater's gonna be like: "I'ma blow off some steam at the nearest porn shop...."
. . . this isn't the Werewolf Store. >:(
#monsterdon It's nice to see Dee Wallace, last I saw her was Cujo, I think…..
Going into a private booth in a werewolf movie? Things might Knot go as expected for her. #monsterdon
Is this going to be Chekov's smily face?
Was 1981 more 80s or more 70s? #Monsterdon
c'mon lady you're ruining the vibe in the porno shop
Kinda not getting the plot. Is this a cop sting or a newpaper sting?
lol @ the deviants....
Remember, folks: Always show your full ass in operations. #monsterdon #TheHowling1981
#Monsterdon sorry nothing will ever beat the awesome phone-tracing sequence from black christmas
#Monsterdon and Roger Coreman looks for the full budget of his next movie.
Nothing can be more horrifying than Eddy’s lip licking.
I want to work in a whole assed operation! #Monsterdon
Does it make me a bad person if I sometimes confuse Dee Wallace & Louise Fletcher (a.k.a. Nurse Ratchet)?
Remember phone booths? #monsterdon #thehowling
@Lazarou excuse me, he prefers NEWS announcer
That's a bright little 'ol girl you got there..
“The KDH **NEWS** team…” #Monsterdon
"NEWS team"
Luke Skywalker's pervy older brother. #Monsterdon
dude with the mustache is extremely comfortable with his masculinity to be rocking that white sweater
If 80s movies have taught me anything, it is that Kevin McCarthy is not to be trusted. #Monsterdon
First thought: Smiley Face Killers #Monsterdon
@elroachy I've known to be one in the past... #Monsterdon
"It's all that neon out there. It messes with the signal."
DONCHA KNOW THAT
we control the horizontal
we control the vertical too-o-ooo
we're gonna make your television
squeal at you
that's what we're goin' to do-oo-oo
Okay, we have some harassment 😬
I too one day hope to be that “TV Lady” #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #TheHowling1981 kevin mccarthy! that's the bad guy rj fletcher from uhf
Nobel savage? The new fragrence for men? #Monsterdon
Patrick McNee!
Should I adjust the tracking or
And now, The Howling, where Howling = Explosion.
A movie that does some cool practical VFX for its title card always wins my heart
This isn't another Dracula film is it?
Representing Lemmy, Mastodon's fediverse sibling! #monsterdon
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I remember watching this when it first came out, I lived on a farm at the time with a small wooded area close by. I thinking I better not hear anything as I scurried inside. #Monsterdon
WE GOT WAY TOO MANY CANINES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN!!!
This movie doesn't feel like it's from 1983. Visually it feels like from the 90s atleast.
But the music is very dated. But in an 80s video game kinda way.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
Oh. She's a wicked vampire queen with a blood bath.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
@paco
No wonder he wanted to die. 😖
"Please let me see those balls once more."
Movie actually had more werewolf than human deaths, and that's just weird.
Centipede as big as a house. Just stab me with a katana. I would not survive in thsi movie nor would i want to like in a world with that thing.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
No game recommendation tonight because #Monsterdon
But I will leave you with a final thought:
Owls are Sky Cats.
Goodnight!
Is that evil queen's main henchman Amakusa Shiro? He's got vibes of that over the top villain from lots of anime and video games period pieces.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
@strangefour Fetch?! They're going to play fetch?! #OhImGonnaBeSick #Monsterdon
@kcarr2015 Being a werewolf AND a doctor. The paperwork is a killer. He's always in the office late.
#monsterdon
@Terencio If a cat was turned LyCAThropy they'd behave EXACTLY the same, preeety sure (looks at Judy "CutieKittens/MurderMittens) #Monsterdon
Hero dog illuminated backstory only it seems.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
Once again, I think I only knew the Starlog stills. So fun to see the full film and its late 70s hairy cast. Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun #Monsterdon
Is this a movie about a hero dog?
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
@Axiom Word! (someone beat me to it right?) #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ
Bill "feeling wild and strong" while abusing his wife, and then going out to bang Marsha. That was my interpretation anyways. 🤷♂️
@moira The only plot is the one this joke's getting put in now that you've beaten it to death :P #Monsterdon
wait wait
lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Wet Dog to sell more hairdryers
lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Calendar to sell more lunar calendars
lycanthrophy is just a plot by Big Words to sell more dictionaries
lycanthropy is just a plot by Big Clippers to sell more nail clippers
lycanthrophy is just a plot by
Terry and Chris were definitely flirting with that bookseller
There was a lot more inflation in this movie than I expected.
This one actually had an ending; why does it still feel like it was just cut off?
@culturednyc For her, yes. But alas for us, no such luck. We are trapped for the duration.
#monsterdon
Oh Sonny Chiba's in this. Maybe I should be paying more attention.
#Monsterdon #LegendoftheEightSamurai
shit, I think I'm out
@wohali Some say he's still transforming into a wolf to this very day.
A very long time since I've heard any references to Gehenna in a film.