oh thank god it stopped #monsterdon

Aaah the scientist with no scientific method!

#monsterdon

Continuing the proud Japanese tradition of wearing stupid hats at sea. #Monsterdon

DONG #monsterdon

DONG #monsterdon

#monsterdon Nothing good ever comes from finding a deserted ship.

Finally, the promised ghost ship.

#Monsterdon

They passed like models in the night. #monsterdon #thehman

"We were six months out of the port of Spain, when I had occasion to visit the storage lockers..." #Monsterdon

"C'mon, do I look like I'm feeling better?" #monsterdon

ooh the saw is coming back in the score...
#monsterdon

#monsterdon
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"Has he ever taken a trip without you knowing about it?"

"If he did, I didn't know about it. You dip." #Monsterdon

A dessert ship? That sounds delightful.
Oh no that's not a ship full of cakes. It's a ship full of Matango!
#Monsterdon

@moira At the very least a much longer rainy season. #monsterdon #thehman

Misaki is but a shadow of his former self

a green shadow

#Monsterdon

Only the (green) Shadow knows. #monsterdon #thehman

yet another guy running away naked #monsterdon

This lady would probably call a lawyer.

#Monsterdon

Our second gooping of the evening! Does it ever not rain around here? #Monsterdon

"...I saw this in a Batman movie!"

<jumps out a window>

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

"You know who i am." Columbo? #monsterdon

she fell asleep waiting for peter lorre? #monsterdon

@moira i'm seriously in awe it's so bad #monsterdon

"The cops are watching you, so I'll just jump out the window, completely inconspicuously!" #Monsterdon

Amazing voice over work.

#Monsterdon

IT'S GO TIME #monsterdon

This Yakuza guy doesn't seem very nice #monsterdon

Ray Milland dialed M. #monsterdon #thehman

Booo! Hey! One slap was enough! Booo! #Monsterdon

JESUS THIS VOICE ACTOR HOLY SHIT

we're dealing with a ruthless gang of racist voice dubbers and It's pretty borderline whether I'd rather deal with the killers

#monsterdon

Look, if he's got the REALLY GOOD drugs, he could totally decide it was time to take off all his clothes in the rain and then go AWOL. #Monsterdon

"...ran away naked?"

"Well, he left his clothes."

"Oh, clearly he must have melted instead."

"What?"

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

@CactuarJoe If only one of them was a hippie with a banana... #Monsterdon

it's way more interesting that the note is in english than she was singing in english. i'm assuming that was a cut-in. #monsterdon

"give half to misaki" uh i think misaki is an h-man now #monsterdon

Bland similar men 1-3, meet bland similar man #4. #Monsterdon

No one expects the Jazz Inquisition!

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

Aww man, were gonna miss the burlesque portion!! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #craptions (while no one is talking) in a movie from the 1950s.

Nice how they sent the wife home to her death. #monsterdon

YAMWSIAC (yet another moll who sings in a club) #monsterdon

What, she has a LONGER song she usually does? #monsterdon

WHAT THE FUCK

I'm watching the subbed version but the singer is singing in English and she sounds like Rosemary Clooney

#Monsterdon

Honestly? I'd totally kick it at that place. Looks slick. #monsterdon #thehman

Dubbed over song is pretty good. I guess matching lip flaps for a slow song is easier, maybe?
#Monsterdon

I just noticed the lip synching. So was this song also in English in the Japanese version? #monsterdon

now a ventriloquist act!
#monsterdon

@yatsu It's not a #Monsterdon movie without one! Well, an older one. Needed some of this in Gamera the Brave.

no more schmaltzy singing bring back the sax player #monsterdon

Those with the Sub. Is she singing in English in that version? #monsterdon #thehman

honestly wondering if this is the original singer, because she's singing in english #monsterdon

sick sax solo #monsterdon

The Obligatory 50s Nightclub Scene #monsterdon

@Louisa it's not disco teens but i will take it #monsterdon

Lady, the only magic here lies in my gag reflex suppression >_> #Monsterdon

FINALLY some dancing, I've been waiting over ten minutes

#Monsterdon

What is that pattern on her dress? #monsterdon

Ooh a late 50s club act. Nice funky music. Time for some illicit criminal plotting and a torch singer.
#Monsterdon

@sean That Jazz is how you know they're Bad Guys. #monsterdon #thehman

"Using her for bait" becomes "is enough for boat". These are distracting. #monsterdon

"Gangsters these days"... #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial but have they yet learned what guys want? #monsterdon

Time for jazz!

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

the filmmakers have done extensive research on what boys like #monsterdon

There, I got the dub synced back up with the tag and it's always so cringe when one or two of the dubbers does an accent. 😬 #Monsterdon

This is a different kind of Mothra dance. #monsterdon #thehman

#monsterdon Ladies and gentlemen, the H-Men Solid Gold dancers!

Oh, nice, floor show is the Chicken Dance. #Monsterdon

“Where does the money come from?” It’s going to be my question for the week. #monsterdon

Quite a bit of padding already in this pretty short movie....

#Monsterdon

He's been SLIMED, lady! Gooped! He's a milkshake! #Monsterdon

@springdiesel
#Craptioning is an art, not a science. #Monsterdon

alright finally arrived at #monsterdon, in my usual style of completely missing the exposition and being gleefully lost the rest of the time

A TV and a three panel mirror is a sure sign of drug money!

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

@yatsu 美女と液体人間 "Beauty and the Liquid people"? That is a weird title. Romantic and puzzling at the same time.
#Monsterdon

One of these guys sounds like he could be our old friend Paul Frees. #monsterdon #thehman

They didn't say what KIND of illegal drugs. An Easter assortment? #monsterdon

Ever'body losing their damn clothes #monsterdon

And now for the obligatory creepshow section of our film! #Monsterdon

@trixter i have yet to be disappointed by a dub. still downloading but this makes me very excited #monsterdon

Just random men walking in opening closets. Nothing to worry about.

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

Department of Justice. We're here to adjust the beds. #monsterdon #thehman

Oh man the closed captions are wretched. #monsterdon #tubi

Guy opening the door like that's on par with the clown from last week lookin down the barrel of the gun. No, it's fine, just lean back, I'm sure that'll deflect the hail of gunfire 9_9 #Monsterdon

Kind of tempted to switch to the dub, it sounds *delightful*. #Monsterdon

Police. Here's my iPhone. #monsterdon #thehman

Subtitles on the dub I mean.
#monsterdon

ooh the source of H-Man on archive.org is an mkv file. whatever happened with that old container, it used to be the default
#monsterdon

door panties were all the fashion in 1959 japan #monsterdon

Was tempted to watch the original Japanese version, with 7 more minutes of drug dealing criminal storyline, but I always get behind in the watch along anyway. So dub it is.
#Monsterdon

Hahaha the subtitles had, "What's Michelle Obama" for "What's this all about?" #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe yeah, good way to put it oof #monsterdon

Just gonna leave empty sets of clothes in the street on rainy nights to mess with people. #Monsterdon

"...Mr. Gold is here"

"Is he with Mr. Finger?"

"Shut up Frank"

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

Oh boy, these voice actors are real, uh, pros. >_>;; #Monsterdon

Being Toho of course the Guy Who Killed Godzilla is one of the policemen. #monsterdon #thehman

You aren’t getting out of the insurance claim with that story, buddy. #monsterdon

"...we all slime down here"

says the slime clown in the drain

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

I tend to favor dubs for multitasking but I have been lured to the subbed version by the promise of extra minutes and I hope I do not regret it. #Monsterdon