[singing] My love is like the sea

(cold and dangerous)

#monsterdon

Again, give her a shot of what? Mescaline? #monsterdon

😳
#Monsterdon

...Okay movie what exactly are we doing now? O_o #Monsterdon

oh god he's making graphs, someone stop him he's gonna be stringing up yarn #monsterdon

"This low-level Yakuza who looks like he dissolved— how many unsolved crimes can we pin on him?" -The police #Monsterdon

Bartender back there getting a little too into the mixer, you're not supposed to send the boxcar to orbit dude, just pour the stupid thing :P #Monsterdon

oh yeah more jazzy English lounge act :ablobblewobbleslow: #Monsterdon

I like the ear grab. Good for her. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Let me do a little swinging number about fingering yakuza.

Huh, this life preserver is highly radioactive. Let's all get a closer look!

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

So, we're doing this again? #Monsterdon

Time for another lengthy ballad at the skeevy club #monsterdon

Time for another song! #Monsterdon

Quick! Fetch the speed!

#monsterdon

their mating place? c'mon movie, rude! #monsterdon

"I'm speaking officially now" "And I'm ignoring you as hard as I can. I would think that would be obvious." #monsterdon #thehman

"I'm listening"

"It's a _lot_ like stummies. But it's a bigger pill."

"I like it a lot! There haven't been any slime babies, have there?"

"There... have been... a _couple_ of slime babies..." #monsterdon

"This could destroy all of us!"
"That's awesome." That is the most disinterested line read of possible doom.
#Monsterdon

"That's awful. Yeah, really bad. Terrible. Cigarette?" #Monsterdon

They've got some strange standards of proof. If watching one person dissolve proves that somebody else dissolves.

#monsterdon

These fellas have as much stealth as a herd of elephants.

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

@moira Nah, they just gave Shitako some shiitake extract #monsterdon

I don't know what accent this lady's VA thinks she's doing, but she's wrong. #Monsterdon

"constantly watched by gangsters and police"

gangsters...police...same difference :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon

Since this is a 60s movie, I’m pretty sure the frog died a very horrible death. #monsterdon

This soundtrack is wacky. Romantic strings for this scene? Really? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Every time a Geiger counter goes crazy in these flicks they get CLOSER to the thing burying the needle. Drives me nuts. #monsterdon #thehman

Your research is just research, your facts are just facts, your science is just science, but your goop is beautiful, man. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Guys, where's your protective gear?

yeah, let's whack her up with some ephedrine, that'll make her incredibly coherent #monsterdon

Define "dead". #Monsterdon

"...there should be bones. Since there are no bones, it must be the drug gang!"

Worst forensics lab ever.

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

"fuck scientists" -the cops #monsterdon

Yep, that's radioactive. Hope you didn't want kids, the way you were hugging that thing to your groin. #Monsterdon

Now I feel like having a LIfesaver #monsterdon

#monsterdon You won't be laughing when giant radioactive lizards show up.

detective bureau works with detective office and detective chambers #monsterdon

NOT THE FROG!!!

#monsterdon

nice foamy head on that frog, that's how you can tell it's a quality beer #monsterdon

Man, there's enough Brylcreem in this shot to drown someone. They should animate it and set it against the Goop. #Monsterdon

Of course, we added dish soap to the frog, so it'd be more bubbly. #Monsterdon

"...that isn't a frog anymore"

"obviously, now it's bubbles"

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

In the south in the 50's they'd call that a "Frog Salad" #monsterdon #thehman

@RobynGoodfellow Will humans never learn? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Foamy Frog cleaner with now twice the foaming action.

that was entirely unnecessary poor froggo was perfectly slimy already #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Frog CC: This wasn't in my contract

Why are the witnesses in bandages?

#monsterdon

@moira rewound and desynced just to see the counter twice #monsterdon

Oh No! PETE! #monsterdon #thehman

Please don’t microwave a frog, movie. #monsterdon

radiation: sometimes you melt, sometimes you get gigantic monsters #monsterdon

aw yeah now that's a counter #monsterdon

"...let me explain in simple terms ... we're gonna nuke that frog"

#Monsterdon #TheH-Man

NO YOU LEAVE THAT FROG OUT OF THIS #Monsterdon

ryujinmaru is a pretty great name for a boat #monsterdon

Strapped in for some Toho science explanation. #monsterdon #thehman

There's probably a simple explanation. Maybe those six missing men went to the strip club #monsterdon

@strangefour cops, or slightly more colourful blues brothers #monsterdon

Ooozy ghost crew was choice. A+ #monsterdon #thehman

That last shot of the green ghosts rising from the ship was legit eerie. #monsterdon

Guys do you all have to wear the same suit and tie? I've seen you guys so much before in Godzilla movies I remember ya as scientists and greedy businessmen. But here yall just look like cops to me.
#Monsterdon

"Wait so you guys got off the ship okay? What's with the bandages?"

"Oh we tripped and fell on the gangplank. Unrelated." #Monsterdon

can we please get a scene of all the suit guys strutting together with matching steel goop umbrellas, or is that the 60's #monsterdon

I think Nickelodeon stole their slime idea from this flashback #monsterdon

That ghost ship has been tipping and tripping all over the sea and you're going to tell me all these cups and glasses are still in place?

#monsterdon

the slowly collapsing clothing is actually pretty creepy #monsterdon

Never put on another man’s pants. #monsterdon

there wasn't even any symmetrical book stacking to warn them #Monsterdon

try to steal the captain's pants, get gooped #monsterdon

He didn't even say "I don't know" #monsterdon #thehman #youcantdothatontelevision

He died as he lived, with wet pants. #Monsterdon

You Can't Do That on Television
#monsterdon

#monsterdon You're sure they're not Tequila Lime Jello Shot Men?

its probably an old man pretending to be a ghost to scare people away from a real estate opportunity. happens more than you would think

#monsterdon

rule number 1 of monster movies: never stay behind to try on some pants you find in an abandoned boat #monsterdon

slimer! #monsterdon

THERES THE GOOP #Monsterdon

Goooooooooooop #Monsterdon

It's always a good idea to guard unattended pants with attack slime #monsterdon

Oh that's a VA giving their all for the Gooping scene :D #Monsterdon

Watching a men deflate into a puddle after a transparent slime man walks through him in the dark is really creepy looking.
#Monsterdon

Finally some evil slime! Got a good ooze going there. #monsterdon #thehman

don't put on a dead man's pants you fucking weirdo! you deserve everything you get
#monsterdon

the goop is angry this guy stole its pants #monsterdon

slime! slime! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

Vaseline! #monsterdon

Oo, GOOP! :D #Monsterdon

Slime time, baby!!!
#monsterdon

Now I know what the clothes with no bodies reminds me of. A really really old short called "Recorded Live" I'll find a link after the movie. It's great. #monsterdon #thehman

the captain room commands the ship. the captain is just a figurehead #monsterdon

"...nothing's wrong, looks fine"

"but all the people are gone"

"hey, there's a shoe!"

"touch it!"

"no, you touch it!"

"oh, thank goodness it's just clothes laid out in the shape of people."

#Monsterdon #thehman

Too bad these sailors' only light source is an old timey oil lantern. #Monsterdon

this shot in the tight boat corridor is honestly really good #monsterdon

"Has he ever taken a trip without your knowing about it?"

"I don't think so."

Comedy gold there. #monsterdon

boat boys boat boys #monsterdon

@Zerofactorial good point well argued xD #monsterdon #monsterdong

@moira You mean #monsterdong, right? #monsterdon

BOING #monsterdon