ok that claymation stop motion animation was fantastic

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Oh, retractable snakes! She's got modern conveniences. #Monsterdon

died as he lived
a stiff prick
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHhahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

#monsterdon #thegorgon

the head... AMAZING #monsterdon

Someone needs VISINE! #monsterdon

I just got a fucking PagerDuty alert in the middle of #Monsterdon

The music is really doing some heavy lifting.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Pete's down, we have casualties

#Monsterdon

Love me #monsterdon

YES CHEKHOV'S GORGON MIRROR

#Monsterdon

Don’t look! You know better! #Monsterdon

I'm so appalled that he looked. Because _why_. honestly.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Oooohhhhh ... the forehead bumps are supposed to be "snake bites".

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

This is an extremely theatrical sword fight. (this is not a complaint)

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@whknott Gotta give us a chance to watch the absence of any plot before turning us to stone

#Monsterdon

I fucking love the snakes
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It's been a full moon every other night.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Hey, that mirror's back. Probably a coincidence... #monsterdon

this lightning...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE GORGONZOLA
#monsterdon

Every expense was spared on those head snakes. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Did he train in candelabra combat? Because damn. #monsterdon

the sound on the internet archive copy is so funny right now, the codec is not handling any of the storm sounds or metal clanging sounds so this scene is effectively silent with the tiniest little tinkling sounds #monsterdon

@Lazarou here's hoping #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

True fact: 97% of all coat racks are used to defend against sword attacks

#TheMoreYouKnow #Monsterdon

quality sword vs. candelabra fight

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"you'll accompany me to the police station or this helmet is becoming a butt plug" #monsterdon

I would like to be attacked by the Gorgon...zola monster right now.

Feelin' like some bleu cheese.

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Sweet combat sequence! #monsterdon

The Professor, in the Hall, with the candelabra.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Damn it- I totally saw the gorgon. I guess I should write a letter now. #monsterdon

"While you were waiting for Carla, I studied the blade"

#Monsterdon

Someone check the moon, I think someone left it on for a couple weeks #monsterdon

woah this is not the action scene I was expecting holy crap
where has this been the last hour???

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I'll take s-words for 500 alex #monsterdon

Gee I wasn’t expecting three guys to cross swords over her, but here we are. #Monsterdon

if jumping out the window is good enough for Paul, it's good enough for me! wheee! - Meister, probably #monsterdon

NOOO my apple tv crashed #monsterdon

I wanna ride to the castle through the spooky woods in a carriage and hear the horses hooves go clip clop

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe @Lazarou Seriously he’s got the wingspan of Michael Phelps and an actual body count. I have no doubt the man could slap you into another dimension. #monsterdon

the borski beat

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There's got to be a part 2, right?

Only 5 minutes left.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial I'm still not even sure Bruno is dead.

#Monsterdon

You'd be lucky to be left with your head still attached after a slap from Christopher Lee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 Paul sneaking out like a hormonal teenager. Really?

my theory, Dr Mister Meister has a secret crush on Paul. gotta make the GF out to be a Gorgon and keep Paul from rushing off to do stupid things. lucky for Meister, GF actually does turn out to be Gorgon. #monsterdon

@Taweret everybody thinks cryptids are fun and games when the murdering and terrible accidents are happening

but it's a really demanding role to care for one over time. dreadful amount of paperwork!

#Monsterdon

finally, a good slap

#Monsterdon

Professor Slap!

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I hope you know that Leipzig is filled with gorgons.

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok It's been replaced with hopes the lady lets her hair down #monsterdon

Oh my goodness I had forgotten about pointy helmets. My God how ridiculous.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon

"If she is not found in your home, I shall charge you with her abduction. By virtue of her not being here with you." #monsterdon

I get that they're trying to set up some tension here but really it's just dragging and unnecessary plot twists. #Monsterdon

Every time they're in this room I'm annoyed that the oil panting palette is hanging on the wall, UNCLEAN, like ffs people, that's just going to dry and ruin the palette, clean the paint off already, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

#Monsterdon

@ottaross Hazard of this time zone.

#Monsterdon

Ratoff is dressed like he's a train waiter. #monsterdon

Christopher Lee's Karl Meister barges into the police station.

"I AM THE STORM."
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Everyone looks so tiny next to Christopher Lee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon what's the over under on anyone else getting Gorgonized before the end of the film?

@wohali Probably just Jägermeister.

#Monsterdon

The pacing is so weird in this movie. I'm definitely not following along somehow.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

The knife looks like a palette knife #monsterdon

he did not check if it was a judicial warrant with a proper signature listing this place and purpose. always confirm it's an actual judicial warrant my dude.

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

@nev he's like a Tortie surrounded by Orange Cats. #Monsterdon

The movie has transition from "Weregorgon?!?" to "Where gorgon?!?"

#Monsterdon

@SordidAmok
A complicated lady.

#Monsterdon

None of us know either, Carla

None of us know anything

#Monsterdon

"Oh! A search warrant? Well, in that case, get to work."

#Monsterdon

@hollie A Gorgon never tells #monsterdon

Take Karla upstairs and give her a bonnet so she doesn't have to worry about her perm and see if she wants to see my pet rats

#Monsterdon

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Heitz's stone hair is nicely feathered while everyone else's is weirdly bouffanted

Is she drinking absinthe in that conical glass?

#monsterdon

It's monstrous!

(well, yes, there is a monster)

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Big Face is becoming a problem. I 15% expect he will be next on the petrification list

#monsterdon

This has a Vertigo vibe to it. #monsterdon

I guess this movie happens on anothr reality where the earth have too many moons
#monsterdon

Tons of different literary critics and academics have said that “turning to stone” is a metaphor for giving dudes boners.

#monsterdon

"It's too late. I'm full of snakes." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

...So she's possessed by the spirit of the Medusa.

Guys. This is like... You've got a whole Rube Goldberg plot setup when you could just say, "Oh, the Medusa fled and hid here, she's hypnotizing Karla to protect herself." #Monsterdon

Christopher Lee: My character will be the smartest, most competent person in the film. He'll figure everything out. He'll be very strong. He'll have an amazing mustache. He'll be the tallest person in the film.

Director: Sir, you are hurting me.

Christopher Lee: Good.
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@Taweret i bet they can fly too.... #Monsterdon

"How can you accuse a beautiful woman? Beautiful women can't be evil. The philosophy of my penis doesn't allow it!"

#Monsterdon

so it's not even were-medusa, it's like the were spirit of medusa. third degree medusa-ing. #monsterdon

Magera died 2000 years ago? Was she...Aztec? #monsterdon

Whoa, they had to re-record a bit of this dialogue, I guess? That was wacky.

#Monsterdon

The chaotic wall art in these scenes is great, I want it.

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

Even the movie is getting impatient with itself!

#monsterdon

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Yes, let's put these pieces together, Chris.

"In nineteen-hundred and six" okay buddy calm down

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Don't be suspicious #Monsterdon

No can do, brah. Gotta go meet Profmeister down at Castle Broski, laters!

#Monsterdon

i'm sneaking i'm sneaking hee hee heee

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The bassoon is so underrated. Or is that an oboe

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1964

I want to see a Hammer movie where when Lee and Cushing meet, they say: "YOU again!" #monsterdon

[ominous bassoon throughout]

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@Taweret look the gorgon just isn't some trained monkey you can tell to do the turning-people-into-stone trick whenever you want she's a romantically fickle person too

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@Taweret At least we're not to the point where we are rooting for the baddie to kill all the painfully stupid people asap #monsterdon

Ominous oboe!

#monsterdon