No #MonsterdonBingo for me this week, but fun as always to play!

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What?

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Honestly not a terrible concept for a film, but they spent like half of it trying to emulate the Investigations And Paperwork section of Dracula

WHICH IS LIKE THE LEAST INTERESTING PART OF DRACULA

-_-; #Monsterdon

Does it hurt the Gorgon when people get hurt looking at them?

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Well. I, for one, should’ve been more stoned

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'Poorly animated!—why did they have to be poorly animated!?'

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Honestly tho' that wasn't bad for a movie of its era. I mean, gods know it wasn't _good_, but

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Okay, it was an English film that explains the weird cinematography.

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Overall, the acting was great, and the dialogue and general story were decent, but that ending gets zero stars.

Hammer Films gonna be Hammer Films.

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OH my #Monsterdon What an ending...

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"She's free, now..."

Um, okay. In certain manner of speaking...

that movie had a lot of intrigue but terrible pacing lol

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What a good time. Now get out, the next showing is in 5 minutes, out out!!
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"she's free now, Paul... you're fucked, but she's free." #monsterdon

thanks all!

Everyone knows that the head of the gorgon can still turn you to stone so I am definitely writing a letter to the director.

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And - it just stops. In fine #monsterdon fashion

Another #Monsterdon has come to an end and in true Monsterdon fashion the end was abrupt. As always thanks to our host for tonight @Taweret.

If you missed-out on tonight's fun you can join us next week by following the hashtag #MonsterdonAlert and voting on the next feature! Sometime tomorrow @Taweret will post a poll to pick the next movie using this hashtag.

Just vote - even if this would be your first time. Then next Sunday watch with us.

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Nice stop-motion work there.

and now Chris Lee is free too, of his annoying crush on some dumb boy who wasn't good enough for him anyway. happy ending for all! #monsterdon

hey 2/3 ain't bad

honestly she ate a lot of monster hunters in this movie

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You know what, at least they didn't make her credit shot an exploding headshot from robot Mall.

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And that's a wrap! Thanks everyone and @Taweret for a great #monsterdon -- see you next week!

Moral of the story: don't fall in love with amnesiacs #Monsterdon

They tear open her belly to find her unborn son, whom they name Mason

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Stop... Hammertime!

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Lwaxana is looking a little rough #monsterdon #gorgon

I'm SHOCKED! Carla was the Medusa?!?!? never saw that coming.... #monsterdon

so the mirror was a red herring....? #monsterdon

Okay the Gorgon skin peeling back off her head was like the best part of the film. #Monsterdon

see, she wasn't ugly, she just had too much makeup on. #monsterdon

holy shit it was the beautiful love interest all along! moral of the story, do not trust women! check! #monsterdon

ok that claymation stop motion animation was fantastic

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Oh, retractable snakes! She's got modern conveniences. #Monsterdon

died as he lived
a stiff prick
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHhahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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Someone needs VISINE! #monsterdon

I just got a fucking PagerDuty alert in the middle of #Monsterdon

The music is really doing some heavy lifting.

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Pete's down, we have casualties

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Love me #monsterdon

YES CHEKHOV'S GORGON MIRROR

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Don’t look! You know better! #Monsterdon

I'm so appalled that he looked. Because _why_. honestly.

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@whknott Gotta give us a chance to watch the absence of any plot before turning us to stone

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It's been a full moon every other night.

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Hey, that mirror's back. Probably a coincidence... #monsterdon

this lightning...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE GORGONZOLA
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Every expense was spared on those head snakes. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Did he train in candelabra combat? Because damn. #monsterdon

the sound on the internet archive copy is so funny right now, the codec is not handling any of the storm sounds or metal clanging sounds so this scene is effectively silent with the tiniest little tinkling sounds #monsterdon

@Lazarou here's hoping #TeamMonster

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True fact: 97% of all coat racks are used to defend against sword attacks

#TheMoreYouKnow #Monsterdon

quality sword vs. candelabra fight

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"you'll accompany me to the police station or this helmet is becoming a butt plug" #monsterdon

I would like to be attacked by the Gorgon...zola monster right now.

Feelin' like some bleu cheese.

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The Professor, in the Hall, with the candelabra.

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Sweet combat sequence! #monsterdon

Damn it- I totally saw the gorgon. I guess I should write a letter now. #monsterdon

"While you were waiting for Carla, I studied the blade"

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Someone check the moon, I think someone left it on for a couple weeks #monsterdon

woah this is not the action scene I was expecting holy crap
where has this been the last hour???

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Gee I wasn’t expecting three guys to cross swords over her, but here we are. #Monsterdon

if jumping out the window is good enough for Paul, it's good enough for me! wheee! - Meister, probably #monsterdon

NOOO my apple tv crashed #monsterdon

I wanna ride to the castle through the spooky woods in a carriage and hear the horses hooves go clip clop

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@CactuarJoe @Lazarou Seriously he’s got the wingspan of Michael Phelps and an actual body count. I have no doubt the man could slap you into another dimension. #monsterdon

the borski beat

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There's got to be a part 2, right?

Only 5 minutes left.

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@Zerofactorial I'm still not even sure Bruno is dead.

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You'd be lucky to be left with your head still attached after a slap from Christopher Lee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 Paul sneaking out like a hormonal teenager. Really?

my theory, Dr Mister Meister has a secret crush on Paul. gotta make the GF out to be a Gorgon and keep Paul from rushing off to do stupid things. lucky for Meister, GF actually does turn out to be Gorgon. #monsterdon

@Taweret everybody thinks cryptids are fun and games when the murdering and terrible accidents are happening

but it's a really demanding role to care for one over time. dreadful amount of paperwork!

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finally, a good slap

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Professor Slap!

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I hope you know that Leipzig is filled with gorgons.

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@SordidAmok It's been replaced with hopes the lady lets her hair down #monsterdon

Oh my goodness I had forgotten about pointy helmets. My God how ridiculous.

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"If she is not found in your home, I shall charge you with her abduction. By virtue of her not being here with you." #monsterdon

I get that they're trying to set up some tension here but really it's just dragging and unnecessary plot twists. #Monsterdon

Every time they're in this room I'm annoyed that the oil panting palette is hanging on the wall, UNCLEAN, like ffs people, that's just going to dry and ruin the palette, clean the paint off already, DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING

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@ottaross Hazard of this time zone.

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Ratoff is dressed like he's a train waiter. #monsterdon

Christopher Lee's Karl Meister barges into the police station.

"I AM THE STORM."
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Everyone looks so tiny next to Christopher Lee #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon what's the over under on anyone else getting Gorgonized before the end of the film?

@wohali Probably just Jägermeister.

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The pacing is so weird in this movie. I'm definitely not following along somehow.

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The knife looks like a palette knife #monsterdon

he did not check if it was a judicial warrant with a proper signature listing this place and purpose. always confirm it's an actual judicial warrant my dude.

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The movie has transition from "Weregorgon?!?" to "Where gorgon?!?"

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@SordidAmok
A complicated lady.

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None of us know either, Carla

None of us know anything

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@hollie A Gorgon never tells #monsterdon

Take Karla upstairs and give her a bonnet so she doesn't have to worry about her perm and see if she wants to see my pet rats

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Heitz's stone hair is nicely feathered while everyone else's is weirdly bouffanted

Is she drinking absinthe in that conical glass?

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It's monstrous!

(well, yes, there is a monster)

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This has a Vertigo vibe to it. #monsterdon

I guess this movie happens on anothr reality where the earth have too many moons
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