Single man with all his dirty etching strewn around, sleeps in a racing carriage bed no doubt....

#monsterdon

Drink if a character says “good day” twice to get rid of someone. Chug if the second time is “I said, good day!” #Monsterdon

The real monster here is bad boundaries #Monsterdon

You'd think he'd be a bit jumpy when random women showed up in his courtyard.

#monsterdon

They bury 'em pretty shallow over there in the old country all full of monsters marauding about. #monsterdon

Mad woman werewolf would certainly make this movie more entertaining.

#monsterdon

@forestine “There’s a full moon tonight…” #Monsterdon

What if you could be inoculated against gorgon sight? Like, if you see her reflection a few times then you develop a tolerance for seeing the real thing without turning to stone

But then we might actually have a plot and that just wouldn't do

#Monsterdon

DONT. LOOK UP. WHEN YOU HEAR A WOMANS VOICE. IN. THE MAUSOLEUM. have you learned nothing #monsterdon

So, does the stone corpse weight as much as it did in life? Awfully weak stone, then.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

You have failed! You do not get the appreciation of this city. Good day, sir!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

The mad woman is a werewolf?

#monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew The only horror stories that I have ever seen get moon phases, star locations, etc correct were written by HPL.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Character 1: Describe this thing to me.

Character 2: It was horrible. Does that help?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

I said good day!

#monsterdon

"I SAID GOOD DAY!"

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

I want someone to say, "We need concrete answers to this"

#Monsterdon

@neia yeah and it's, like, really nice marble too

There are probably worse ways to go than becoming a nice marble statue

#Monsterdon

Ruh roh! Sneaky Gorgon reflecting in the pond….
#Monsterdon

Dropping ‘gorgonized’ in casual conversation at next opportunity #Monsterdon

@randy_s "come see my etchings darlin'...." #monsterdon

Nurse me with your non-concrete boobs please

#monsterdon

So - the mad woman in the cell? Red herring? Cushing's girlfriend? What do we think?

#monsterdon

Attack of the Hammond Organs!

#monsterdon

So apparently Medusa does exist in this universe but has better things to do with herself then gorgonizing this particular town

#Monsterdon

snek 🐍 🐍 🐍

#Monsterdon

Slapstick comedy rain, GO

#Monsterdon

Might as well have just dropped a bucket on the poor twit :P #Monsterdon

3hrs is the most in Petrifcation
So be wise -- Gorgonize!

#monsterdon

@kcarr2015 What are your feelings on Bruno?

#monsterdon

HA HA HA the rain just starts like "FUCK THIS DORK IN PARTICULAR" XDXDXD #Monsterdon

GORGONISED!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 30 minutes in:
I love the setting
I love the sets
I love the mood
I love the mystery
I love the sound design
I love the acting
I love the scene composition

I voted for this in the poll, and this is way cooler than anything I expected. 👍
#TheGorgon

forced gorgonization #monsterdon

Tisiphone was also a fury! I guess at least they didn't mention

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Gorgonized? Is that what you call the aftermath of viagra? #monsterdon

I have to keep “investigating” these drawings… the answer MUST be in the art

#thegorgon #monsterdon

Barbara Shelley as Carla Hoffman, the fusty redhead assistant, is making me feel some kind of way.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon That enormous fur-trimmed hood on Carla's brown cloak looks very comfortable!

@blogdiva Wait, is that why WW2 was actually fought? The fash went into the goth castles and THEN white people wandered in? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So this is a typical vacation village. Out of towners show up to hook up with locals and get stoned.

She looks like she rode a sleigh to this meeting #monsterdon

wearing sunglasses into the gorgon's lair and getting transformed into play-doh #monsterdon

Sure, there's a gorgon about, but it's such a bargain price on this real estate! #monsterdon

Three full pages! While turning to stone! #monsterdon

No doubt whatsoever about the cause of death being a heart attack

/me checks webMD

no, turning to stone is definitely not one of the symptoms of a heart attack

...I have a doubt

#Monsterdon

Every door in this movie is weird. #monsterdon

“Dear Paul, By the time you read this I will have calcified.” #Monsterdon

And remember. Some of us participate in #Monsterdon by scrolling your toots and scratching our heads.

:mastodon:

An oil of olay commercial #Monsterdon

omg... what do we call this!? #Monsterdon

I...am turning...to sto#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER

#Monsterdon

man he got so stoned

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon(1965)

Anybody got a Soft? Golden Needle? No? #Monsterdon

"turning to stone, wtf?! lol"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon _professor Heitz haltingly walks into an abandoned, derelict castle, trips repeatedly on things, spies a mysterious creature clad in green, exclaims in horror and recoils in terror and pain_

_the scene is quiet again_

_a lone candlestick waltzes into frame_ be.... our.... guest..!

Hey, she doesn't look at all like her tinder profile! #monsterdon

Excuse me while I beat down the director of this film with several copies of Bullfinch's Mythology

in hard cover

#monsterdon

I hate it when my neighbours play Elgar trumpet voluntaries too loudly at 2AM.

#monsterdon

"...and remind your mother I'll be by later for a jump, will you?"

#monsterdon

Good hair and tie colour match on the professor.
#Monsterdon

Old timely bastard cops were at least polite I guess #Monsterdon

I suppose, this movie takes place in the UK, where they don't have quite the same tradition of "qualified immunity" as the US does, doesn't it?

#Monsterdon

It a film full of weird facial hair Lee's massive soup strainer is really standing out. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Christopher Lee’s hamster got stoned

#monsterdon #thegorgon

Looks like he needs to knock off on the absinthe #monsterdon

"Everywhere I go, I find a conspiracy of silence." That's remarkable coordination!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Well, that mob didn't amount to much.

#monsterdon

The legend was of three sisters who were Gorgons. I hope one of them had the name "Zola" …or would that be too cheesy? (Gorgon Zola?)

#monsterdon

Ah yes, my 100% flammable carpet

#monsterdon

Columbo here has solved the case at the outset and will spend the rest of the movie making snide comments.

#monsterdon

"i believe in the existence of everything"

#monsterdon

We are men of science, let's find an immigrant to blame! #Monsterdon

I remember Moguera

#monsterdon

@paco well, they've been averaging more than 1 person-goes-missing-stone-version-turns-up per annum for the past 5 years: so they're not coming /straight/ out of left field…
#monsterdon

Doctor: anyone can turn people to stone with the right motivation

#monsterdon

@helianthropy "Not even a little curious. Dismissed."

#monsterdon

Words we're bringing back:

Bohemian
Libertine
Shan't

#Monsterdon

We have smoking! Now, if wed can just get some coffee ...

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

Okay, but what sort of murder weapon turns a person into stone...?

#Monsterdon

Judge: In some fashion, unbeknownst to us, this young man murder his fiancée by turning her into stone. No further investigation is required.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

Murdered by being turned to stone. Nothing more to discuss. #monsterdon

Her neck should be more muscled with 50 kg of hair in her bun. #monsterdon

That little beard make him seem untrustworthy.....

#monsterdon

They said they wanted chiseled abs...what's the problem? #Monsterdon

Curious how they figured Bruno turned people to stone

#monsterdon

"He... turned her into stone somehow. Court adjourned" #Monsterdon

"Perform an autopsy, on a body that's turned to stone?!?"

Are we sure that is a body? Maybe the cops just brought in a statue?

#monsterdon

still a better decision than trump v. united states

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

It is funny that it is still scandalous to be a libertine even though this is not an eighteenth-century novel.

#Monsterdon

“And I have amazing facial hairs.”

#Monsterdon

Bohemians DO get stoned a lot, as we know...

#Monsterdon

It's Germany, lots of Bohemians there. #Monsterdon

No, I am professor Smol Heights, Huge Heights was my father.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

THis movie is a symphony of odd facial hair. #monsterdon

"Drunkenness, bad behavior in public" can cover so much. He could've been sloppily painting Warhammer miniatures at a picnic table in the park. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 Not sure canary yellow is the best choice for court.

"Drunkenness, bad behaviour in public…" yeah sounds like an artist

#Monsterdon

@whknott I'm thinking chisel 🤔

#Monsterdon