Little known fact, Christopher Lee couldn't go to the beach because people kept mistaking him for those long folding lounge chairs. Woke up once to find a young lady tanning on him. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Professor Bro. Meister carries himself like a time lord.
@Taweret there are definitely more in the #Monsterdon audience that got stoned than people in the actual movie so far
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seriously I want that sagittal section it looks like it's laminated and everything!
He's slightly better at staying alive than Ratoff is at killing people. Doesn't say much, they're both pretty bad at it. #monsterdon
Dammit, what's with all these knife thrown orderlies? Is this a Bond movie? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon WAS THAT GUY JUST HIDING IN THAT CAVE THE LAST 30 MINUTES????
So, all she needed was love? #Monsterdon
@skatem @ottaross Are you saying Magera's secret is scrunchies of petrification? #monsterdon
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OK Christopher Lee does very silly running indeed
okay thats like the 4th vampire survivors weapon
The moral of the story is don't make a beautiful woman wait on you.
@CactuarJoe he's not going to get his gorg on at this rate. #monsterdon
Wait, is her dress gold or blue?
Bechdel be damned!
Is Carla the Gorgon? I am actually not sure!
@ottaross snakes are awesome for gripping hair, and they make lovely curls too.
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"Follow him! And maybe throw a knife!" #monsterdon
yes, let's find Moguera
are they actually gonna have Carla be the Gorgon? i thought "that would be cool but they're not gonna do it" but ARE THEY
Does it feel too obvious for Carla to be the gorgon?
Castle Borski would be a good name for a waffle place in Wisconsin #monsterdon
The Castle Borski set is by far my favorite
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Get'em, Carla! Gorgonize him!
@ottaross Bats would be on brand for #monsterdon
@moira And now I'm going to be imagining this Carla wearing her cape and going around on rollerblades #Monsterdon
Bring back tiny humanoid lions holding shields guarding mausoleums on the grounds of private homes!
okay, so Carla's claimed her throne. good for her. #monsterdon
I wonder how many of these sets are leftovers from "The Horror of Dracula" #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@hollie To be fair she could still be more statuesque, if she got gorgonized
holy shit total girlboss
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@Lazarou Ugh, and look at him (Namaroff) trying to cuddle Carla while he's in his bloody medical jacket/gown! YUCK! Paul is 100% better choice (if you must choose one) #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
@SordidAmok You know, there is a gorgon that turns people to stone.
@maple I've been getting "Carla is the Gorgon" vibes since the cape scene #Monsterdon
There's only one woman in this town: of course you're in love with her (as everyone else also appears to be)
oh lol is carla the gorgon? i'm guessing carla is ghe gorgon
The Democratic State of Pretty Ladies and Petrifying Monsters #Monsterdon
I do believe that they wanted Christopher Lee's character to resemble Nietzsche.
Y'know what this movie needs? More slow walking. #monsterdon
Why is everybody so mean to Carla? She shouldn't put up with this attitude #monsterdon
Why is no one saying what a statuesque woman Carla is....
"I neither believe it, nor disbelieve it. I have trained my mind into a third, nonbinary state that allows me to operate entirely on nonsense." #monsterdon
#monsterdon Tell them I'm busy removing this owl's toes.
Just yesterday it was a police state, now it's very democratic π
Sudden love story out of nowhere.
Loving Christopher Lee playing Doc Brown #monsterdon
Christopher Lee is sooo John Mastodon in this movie. #monsterdon
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Holy shit Christopher Lee looks HUGE compared to everyone else
there is a lot of state bashing going on right now and I'm for it
Lee's not having any of your shit. Good Day Sir! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@Terencio uh,... maybe its a democratic police state? is that a thing that can even exist? #monsterdon
Dating services sucked in 1910.
That is the longest fly I have ever seen on a pair of pants #monsterdon
"This is of course a very democratic state"
Which is why the cops can Papers Please you to death >_> #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon According to the hubs βThis is why autistic people would survive, we donβt go around looking everyone in the eye.β
Then we brainstormed a story in which gorgons go around gorgonizing everyone and only autistic people are left, much to the gorgonβs frustration.
Iβll put this idea in my idea file.
@Lazarou Scientists are now working on an AI model capable of being turned to stone
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They really went all in with the spray-on gray in this show
@moira They live in a part of Europe where the entire outdoors consists of huge matte paintings #monsterdon
"Any women?"
No, they shut down the hiring programs so it's all old white guys in this cast. #Monsterdon
You know the churro flavored peeps are pretty good actually. #monsterdon
I love how Prof. Lee believes in Gorgon in a beat!
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oh Moguera exists. I've seen FInal Wars
@CactuarJoe They did a study, it takes people 39 seconds of screen time to become friends and two and a half minutes to fall in love
I can hear that Christopher Lee said "reflexion" rather than "reflection."
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@CactuarJoe Got a fresh one here. Labeled "Abby Normal". #monsterdon
Stiltonized. Is that also a thing? #Monsterdon
This has nothing to do with #Monsterdon but people on Mastodon always say they love when folks share weird little nerdy thing about themselves, so since they keep saying "Nemerov" I want to just say that Howard Nemerov is one of my favorite poets. His poem Storm Windows made me emotional when I was 17 and read it for the first time. Years later I thought it couldn't have been that good, but I found it again, and again it made my heart clutch, and since then it's been one of my favorite poems.
Iβve been gorgonizedβ¦itβs like βSimonizedβ without all the steaming and pressing.
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The sagittal section drawings on the wall are lovely!
@socketwench similar to their lighting budget... could only afford the top of her head #monsterdon
"...one brain, slightly used"
All brains no glove. #Monsterdon
EVERYONE goes out for a walk in this movie. #monsterdon
He's really into chicks. Dissembling them. #monsterdon
"Wonder what that Gorgon is up to right now." -- @Taweret , probably
Wait- did he just get her brain out using just a scalpel? #monsterdon
I appreciate Meister (Christopher Lee) sassing Paul like that the minute he sees him #monsterdon
I also look like I have dug my way out of my grave.
"Paul, you don't get tenure just because you've gone prematurely grey." #Monsterdon
Presumably, all of the higher-ranked men had been classically educated and had been assigned Ovid's "The Metamorphoses".
(Einstein had to get Latin tutoring to pass the entrance exams for a Swiss technical college.)
The Exorcist Arrives ... oh, wait, it's Christopher Lee.
He's just life support and mobility for that mustache #monsterdon
@allanb For plot purposes they would surely have to sacrifice a bunch of people before figuring it out, but yeah
βHere. Look at yourself in the mirror. You look terrible.β
Bedside manner.
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@allanb @diazona If only VR goggles existed back then #monsterdon
Twins of Evil was much more fast-paced than this. #Monsterdon
@ohiofi oooh there's an idea, a movie about a male gorgon who can't seem to live up to his famous ancestors
This is very sus love at first sight. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Relatable. I always fall in love with women who burgle my house.
Burial? In my family anyone turned to stone gets put in the garden next to the birdbath #Monsterdon
"I love you! We've been in three scenes together, we MUST be in love!" #Monsterdon
"I ask Namaroff who he's trying to shield. He won't tell me."
He's trying to shield you! It's you! He's trying to shield you!
#monsterdon _Heitz exhumes a shallow grave, prizes open its cheap pine lid with trembling hands, and gazes with a broken heart full of terror at the petrified face of his father_
*cough*
STONE COLD DAD
Can we bring back capes? I just wanna take my bed with me.
No, not of Namerov - of Goncharov and his whole Naples operation!