It's kind of early. Beatrix Lesteange isn't supposed to be in this movie.

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Don't blink!!

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"I believe this corpse is giving me ... the finger."

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Perform an autopsy? With what, a chisel?

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Has anyone mentioned yet that the backstory is just "a mythological monster arrived at the turn of the century"?

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Hmmm, has anyone altered "Dracula" such that Prof. Van Helsing runs the lunatic asylum, not Dr Seward?

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#monsterdon okay no boobs out, but there is a great zither leaned on the wall. So Bohemian!

@Cherizilla maybe for period pieces in general 'Stuff you'd find on the walls at a "Shenanigans" restaurant, but for real' as a bingo square. Might need to work on getting that to fit in a square though. Stuff like bed Warmers, farm impements, 19th century musical instruments etc...

And that's why they called her Bitey Betty.

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Is that what happens if you OD on the little blue pill? #Monsterdon

no, KITTENS pounce #monsterdon

The fire alarm is an old woman screaming?

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Did she just scream "OOOOO AH AH AH AH!" ??

Is she down with the sickness?????

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I like how the women hold their cheek and stomach when confronted with biting #monsterdon

Looks like dinner is a little overdone

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You know, every time I see a guy wearing a hat with a spike on the end, it just makes me wanna pick him up, throw him at the wall, and see if he'll stick like a dart.

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His test tubes remind me of a glass flute harmonica thing.

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Excellent buttons, once again we have excellent use of buttons

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Well, that’s an unfortunate digit.

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Addams Family Grandmama Cameo! #monsterdon

What are those spiky helmets called? They always look dangerous to be around. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

The doctor's assistant is a member of the B-52s.

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#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 You break it, you've bought it, lady.

Technicolour nipples!!

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Aw it is nice to see the sciences fraternizing with the humanities.

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#Monsterdon she could do better than Bruno

ooo crunch D: #Monsterdon

@SRLevine he can put a sandwich up there for lunch

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i wanna ROOOOOOOOOCK with you (all night)

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Get the cuts attended to... but don't worry about the bite. #monsterdon

That helmet is really fashionable if I'm being honest.

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I suggest not immediately. I still owe him money.

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Do we need to keep a count of number of "Bruno" shouted? #monsterdon

Everybody must get stoned!

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Okay, I love topical graphical maps more than the next guy, but if that was a topical graphical map of a skull and brain? too much.

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#monsterdon is that a pickelguber in your helmet or...?

What is this helmet, what is this moustache #monsterdon

Bruno Mars cousins. #Monsterdon

oooooh, bruno heitz, of the heitz 57 family.

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Clearly this is a case for Inspector Clouseau!

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Peter Cushing's suit is A++

These two men combined on screen surely count as "elaborate facial hair," right? #monsterdon #bingocard

That's a quality laboratory. Coloured liquids - CHECK. But no bunsen burners?

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"A rrrriot... Is. A TERRIBLE thing. And hoo-once you get one schtahted... There ish. Little ghope of schtopping it." #Monsterdon

I thought it was inspector clouseau for a second #monsterdon

Why does his helmet have a little pointy spike on top?

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so could cushing's mustache. #monsterdon

Doctor J. Verne 🧐

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🌩️ MUTTON CHOPS 💥 #monsterdon

sumthin sumthin Vandorf sumthin sumthin Borski

I probably shoulda read that closer it was probably important or something I dunno

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I'm a few mins late due to getting pizza but is this one of Janeway's holonovels? #monsterdon #thegorgon #

#Monsterdon Peter is really straining credulity with these lambchops

she was actually killed by falling on this guy's helmet

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that woman's hair, i believe, could be use as the foundation for a building. #monsterdon

Doctor WHO!!! #monsterdon

@diazona bit forced #monsterdon

@moira 😒

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He loves pink. #Monsterdon

Health & Safety made all the crew of this scene wear goggles as Cushing's widow's peak was an eye-poking hazard. #monsterdon

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I'm pretty sure we saw this set before also - the chemist's shop?

@richard_vasquez Hermione would have known that... this lady, not so much

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This movie is alive.... with the Sound of Music!!

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#Monsterdon wait, it has a decent cast!

Moon Pimples! Don't let this happen to you. Use MOONAWAY.

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"Hi, I'm Mrs. Technicolor." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Dr. J. Verne on the sign has got to be a nod to the author right?

#Monsterdon Dr. J. Verne on the sign, cute touch.

It is good he is using test tubes to evaluate all those color dyes because some of them are carcinogens.

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Vandorf, where we have strange beards
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"Doctor J. Verne, visiting"

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@wohali looked like she might even be allergic to the moon

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@rallias Apparently Medusa's her sister #monsterdon

You're supposed to cast Riddikulus at the bogart, Hermione.

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The moon causes terrible acne #monsterdon

So classic! Running through the woods under a full moon #Monsterdon

If you've got an appointment you can see Dr J. Verne

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#TheGorgon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 That's all the M&Ms for today or I'll ruin my diet.

@rallias Yes, which is why I'm already very confused...

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Big Welcome to all new watch partiers tonight!! We are glad you're here!

*Gasp*

How could he have guessed that's why she wanted to get married soon?!

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The moon be doing that shit to women I heard 😭#Monsterdon

Okay, so the painter guy is named "Bruno" and the boobs he is painting are attached to a brunette whose name I didn't learn, but I shall call her "Shauna" because that seems fine. We learn that Shauna is pregnant with Bruno's kid, causing Bruno to run to tell her dad to either arrange a shotgun wedding or a shotgun funeral, I'm not sure which.

Anyway, Bruno runs off into the woods and then Shauna later runs off into the woods, so both of them can get lost in the dark.

#monsterdon

The path to her father's house apparently goes through the creepy graveyard?

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Apparently no one told her never to pose nude for a guy before you're married, that's how tiny illegitimate artsy babies happen

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Bet he's a typical artist. Off getting stoned. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Vandorf on golf #Monsterdon

Death ... by Acne! #monsterdon

She's out in the forest getting stoned #Monsterdon

@paco Even 1975.

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Gorgonned!!

I can understand one look, but not two.

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Dump his ass #monsterdon

@jonny spent some time on r/relationships, have you? 😜

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Ah, he paints landscapes.

And she's terrified of the moon?!

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@ramsey No, that's also all we saw.

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Bruno? #monsterdon

#monsterdon giant crucifix count 2

ah, roadside shrines in a moonlit forest, no problem, totally safe. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon has begun! Can we talk about Bruno?

Everyone in the hashtag is talking about nudity, but I only saw a naked back. Do I have an edited edition?

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So we're not talking about Bruno right? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon