As she is not a virgin, I strongly doubt that she will be Final Girl….

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...Is this the same forest from Twins of Evil? I kinda want there to be, like, a Hammer Forest the same way there's a BBC Quarry. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

Bruno better not be long for this world...

#Monsterdon glad to know we shouldn't expect an avalanche of tits tonight

i didn't know bruno mars started out as a painter

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

We don't talk about Bruno.
#Monsterdon

If there was decolletage I missed it #bingocard #monsterdon

It gives you acne? #monsterdon

Me trying to guess dialog, ”I’m pregnant.”

Actual: “I’m gonna—” Oops. Guess not. “—have your baby.” Oh snap. They say thing differently in these old films.

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@blogdiva 50% naked #monsterdon

FRODO!?

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I would love to get a scene painting original from this era of from one of these kinds of movies. That the one from the Clue movie was found and restored and is I believe now in a museum is fantastic.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1965

No, no, I'm not going to talk about Bruno.

#monsterdon

if he reacts to the news of you carrying his baby by angrily storming off to yell at your dad, dump his ass #monsterdon

"i doubt it" these are not the chances i would prefer for "he's going to kill you." #monsterdon

Oh, Bruno... Haven't you ever heard of spermicus stoppicus? What kind of wizard are you?

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We don't say Bruno no more...

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We don't talk about Bruno #Monsterdon

#monsterdon don't go rewinding or anything but the opening sequence on this is just great, they keep changing the scenery in front of the matte, with the titles on top. Somewhat subtle.

#monsterdon Scandalous! Bruno is an ARTIST‽

@bstacey womp spelled upside down is mowb

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Draw me like on of your stone girls

#thegorgon #monsterdon

"Bruno Runs Away"

Such a man...

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He is not promising husband material.

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dada da da da dat! EAT IT BABY!

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Wait, is Gorgon the name for Medussa, the snake-hair person from Greek Mythology?

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She pregnant #Monsterdon

"We can't wait any longer, Bruno!"

Your work is *terrible* bruno, seriously look at that line work, UGH #Monsterdon

☎️ The Midwife! #monsterdon

if he insists on painting you naked but won't marry you because he's poor, dump his ass #monsterdon

#Monsterdon got my knitting, got my tea, got my... Gorgon I guess

"We have to get married, now, because my father will show up soon with a shotgun and force the issue!"

#Monsterdon

Finally, a movie that addresses what happens when you skip your hairstylist appointments for too long or overuse a flowbee. #monsterdon

This film stock, those big blue eyes... I keep expecting to see Gene Wilder pop out of a corner dressed as Wonka.

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This really feels like it's about to explode into a Monty Python sketch at any moment. #monsterdon

We had to wait quite a while before we got to the drawing scene in Titanic. We’re just going straight there.

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this might be the first #monsterdon movie to try and avoid showing us boobs. #monsterdon

Whoa. That's an aspect of Hermione I want aware of. Ron's going to be jealous.

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Ah. We're back in the era of non naked nudity. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon
Lee: The Wizard
Cushing: The Space Fascist
Troughton: The Doctor

What a Team!!!

"the specter of death hovered waiting for her next victim" we may have a Bechdel test passer on our hands, friends! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon "Paint me like one of your Polish girls." #TheGorgon1964

Uhh, a little nude already, this sure is promising!
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Oh my! #Monsterdon

"Yes, yes I think I can start painting in the morning!"

Sorry for all the masturbation.

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Not to be confused with Castle Broski.

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Were we expecting creepy music? I know nothing about this beyond the title (and a working knowledge of Greek mythology).

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Marrying your nude model employee is frowned upon by HR.

#Monsterdon

Shadows!

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AND WE OPEN WITH A NUDE LADY oh it's gonna be that kind of evening. #Monsterdon

THE CASTLE BORSKI, sophonts. #Monsterdon

Castle BORSKI #monsterdon

I do believe I opted for a colorized version. Let's see what horrors await!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1965

What the heck, we'll do Tubi for a bit then

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Paint me like your Gorgon girls.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

This isn't about the painting.....

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Draw me like one of your french girls?

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#Monsterdon the matte paintings in the opening are pretty.

smol dog palace

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

that's not how shirts work.
#monsterdon

what am i watching a book over here get on with it #monsterdon

Ooo. Intro text crawl.

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Remember guys, if anyone offers you a haircut in this movie, just say no. Trust me. #monsterdon

@ryan TCM intro, fan-cy #monsterdon

The spectre of death hovered... relatable.

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@diazona It looks like a lovely postcard #monsterdon

Castle Borski! Inhabited by many small Russian dogs, borski borski borski #Monsterdon

It's a Sunday night in February here in the Great White North... Time for a Stone Cold #Monsterdon !

Follow or filter the hashtag as you would!

#monsterdon ooh a plot

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Rolling prologue!!!

"in wait for her next victim" i support medusa rights. #monsterdon

Castle Borski - where winter sports are ho-hum #monsterdon

The spectre of death must have gotten real bored

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No narrator to narrate the quickly-moving text on the screen that tells us the backstory?

#Monsterdon

huh: I wonder when "fight arranger" became "fight choreographer"… perhaps after kung-fu movies got big?

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Lol this 🏴‍☠️copy had the voice of someone introducing a podcast! But luckily I could switch back to the regular audio

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Is it pronounced "Gilling", or "Gilling"?

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Here we go! #monsterdon

i've only seen one other film made out of hammers, it was animated and the music was pretty good

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Good opening score. So far, so good.
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

All right! Let's do this!

Harry Potter and the Villa of Secrets. GO!

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dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundunduuuuunnnnn

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It is a perfect ominous musical start! #Monsterdon

It’s Monsterdon time again. I really miss these old school studio logo openings.

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On the menu tonight

Goulash and The Gorgon

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"Wardrobe Mistress"...

The past is the worst...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon snark warning

#monsterdon go! rgon

We got the Second Doctor in this! #Monsterdon

OMG Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing? It's like, a Star Wars reunion before it was cool.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

If there were ever a week to have matte painting on the bingo card, this is it

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LOL guess who forgot to finish downloading his copy of the movie

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ah living the Goodliffe

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Wow, Lee and Cushing together? This is very promising!
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54321...GO

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<honk> <honk> <honk> #monsterdon

we've only done a couple of Hammer films I think

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'The Gorgon', where every bad hair day is literally petrifying!" Am I right? #monsterdon

[Miyagi voice] gorg on, gorg off

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Patrick Troughton! #Monsterdon