So....you're saying people are getting stoned...

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The women's costumes show over-use of contrasting piping (or bias tape, really).

#JusticeForBruno and that stone dead model #Monsterdon

Everyone seems to forget the bodies being turned to stone, but I guess they just were not told

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There have been seven murders in the forest, headmaster Dippit!

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This is really not the audience for complaints about Bohemians and libertines.

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#monsterdon #thegorgon 4 giant crucifixes ah ah ahhhhh

@SordidAmok They could tell from her browser history #monsterdon

How can any of these men hear anything over the sound of her outfit?

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Young people love to murder-suicide themselves, it's a shame. So, lunch?

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It seems a bit obscene to force them to determine a cause of a death publicly like that.

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🎶when you were gone 🎵 #monsterdon

Professor Heitz ticks off "An impassioned speech" handily on my bingo card. That was great!

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A few minutes behind, and I love that spiked helmet the guy's wearing! Looks like it's made of plastic though.

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@nhgeek can't unsee #Monsterdon

I'll not rest until I've cleared my son's good name.

Beware the Heir! No, wait. Reverse that

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#Monsterdon thought he was gonna say everything I've heard was generated by ChatGPT

He really needed that drink of water after that long speech.

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“Generated by fear.” A quote for our times #Monsterdon

@paco Maybe the painting wasn't working out and Bruno switched to Play-Doh #monsterdon

Yeah, I think we can all see what the judge is going to rule
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#monsterdon #thegorgon scapegoat? I thought we were watching thegorgon not severance

I almost missed #Monsterdon :D

Oh those libertine bohemians...

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@riedlr Doctor Two!

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a BOHEMIAN‽
christ, AND a LIBERTINE‽
🤯

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Fake news generated by fear? Hmmm mm. #Monsterdon

This movie is so woke.

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oh lord, """a student of human nature""" reply guys two centuries before BBSs were invented. #monsterdon

Rhubarb! Outraged rhubarb! #Monsterdon

I'm sure whether or not this guy was a libertine will be very important. #monsterdon

“Yes, he enjoyed the occasional rhapsody, but I wouldn’t describe him as a bohemian.” #Monsterdon

She obviously turned herself to stone. #monsterdon

Jewel Heights? I'm having trouble hearing any of these names

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Coughs these days are pretty scary to me.

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"Bohemian" and "Libertine" as insults!

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#monsterdon True fact: If you gaze upon a gorgon the funeral and headstone costs are about 1/3 the normal rate seeing as how there's no hole to dig and they can just prop you up on a pedestal as the headstone.

How do they know it IS the girl, and not some statue that looks just like her? We seem to have concluded she turned to stone super quick. #monsterdon

Just caressing the statue face. As one does. #monsterdon

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Ascot alert!

heitz and his goatee, the Professor. #monsterdon

People sometimes wipe their boots on the Professor’s head #monsterdon

He's like a 7/10 on the Calgon scale, isn't he?

"Come on skull, pop out of my head!"

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That dress is amazing #monsterdon #thegorgon

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🪨☠️ STONE COLD TRIVIA 🪨☠️

✍️ Hammer movie fan Llewellyn Divine submitted a story and it was developed into a screenplay for The Gorgon. Nice job Llewellyn! 👏

Hope it was not you who used the mythological name for a Fury (Megaera) instead of a Gorgon. 😞

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"No, sir. He was never violent. He's a happy drunk. Everyone likes him better when he's drunk, in fact."

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The Saracen Inn? Is this in the AustroHungarian Empire?

The facial hair would suggest it.

Cutting off the testimony of the father is a very nice, subtle touch.

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What the? Gilderoy is supposed to get a major Obliviate, not hang himself. I mean, it's a more satisfying resolution, and it meets the curse requirement for the DADA professor.

I'm not sure this is appropriate for a children's book.

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I'm a minute or two behind, I think. But I'm in.

I'm glad the movie acknowledges that he is a jerk.

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Those damn artists, so easy to blame. #Monsterdon

He took advantage of her!!!! #monsterdon

That’s a lot less stone than I was expecting.

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all artists have terrible reputations…😜

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#monsterdon #thegorgon This judge knows A LOT...

With a name like Janus, I think we all know how he was teased as a child.

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very leading questions from that judge....

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#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 Not sure canary yellow is the best choice for court.

Now this is a proper inquest. I always enjoy a proper inquest.

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@bstacey that's personal #Monsterdon

"Drunkenness, bad behaviour in public…" yeah sounds like an artist

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#Monsterdon Capes should really make a comeback.

@bstacey [screaming guitar riff]

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lots of tasteful capes in this movie

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If the dogs die, this time I’m really gonna do it #Monsterdon

That's an awfully straight neck for a hanging.

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"You found him? What was he doing?" Oh just hanging around. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Does a dog get stoned?

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The last guy on the bench: Inventor of the IT goatee.
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Time for an autopsy!

[breaks out the cold chisels and the 20 pound sledge]

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I'm gonna need a warning for puppo deaths #Monsterdon

SOLD! #monsterdon

I'm sorry, he looks like Inspector Clouseau in a bad WWI German army disguise. Spike hat and all :D #Monsterdon

We're gonna need a sharper scalpel

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Is the body solid stone all the way through, or does it have stone organs?

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When the lady gets petrified, does her baby also get petrified?

TBH I'd rather not think about it

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Dr. Namaroff (maybe): "Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

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DOGGOS!!

So they're all .... German....? #monsterdon

GOOD BOYS #monsterdon

Oh hey! It's Doctor pointy helmet! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

…wasn't it just the fingertip that broke off in the last shot?🤔

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Lot of authoritative men bossing women around. More than usual.

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Scully would do that autopsy without whining #monsterdon

What accent is that? They're bringing the buuuooody in now? #monsterdon

Autopsy? Get him a hammer and chisel #Monsterdon

A little Gorilla Glue and she'll be right as rain again #monsterdon

"I find his sudden faith in science ... disturbing."

#obligatorystarwarsjokeforeverypetercushingmovie

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Autopsy with hammer and chisel

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His parents were killed by a finger. #monsterdon

April fools doctor!!!!

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#Monsterdon All you need is an axe or another table, doctor.

Odd that a stone arm is hanging limply off the gurney. #Monsterdon

"What's the matter?"

"He's lost a finger."

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ELO interlude. #Monsterdon

Yup. #Monsterdon

🎶when you were gone 🎵 #monsterdon

Apparently the victim is stoned. #Monsterdon

lady, you're a nurse at an 18th century asylum, get a grip. #monsterdon