@ramsey Yes that is incorrect mythology, you should write the director a letter.
Watch out for the were-medusa!
Their drone shooting the establishing shot seems kind of shaky. #monsterdon
DRAMATIC TRIP! #monsterdon
@emma those books aren't banned #Monsterdon
Wander alone in the dark is really a clichΓ© for a long time in this movies, isn't it?
#monsterdon
That garden's bigger on the inside
#monsterdon When monster-hunting, I recommend just ignoring any mysterious nighttime music.
Billy Barty used to live there. #monsterdon
He would make a fine statue I think
The fireplace looks like a castle.
This movie is going to smush together a bunch of mythological figures and I'm going to sit here complaining to myself about it #monsterdon
I have to pee now. #Monsterdon
Medusa fancies herself a Siren.
are we confusing gorgons with sirens?
It's choir practice night next door #monsterdon
It's only a model. #monsterdon
I'd like to thank the subtitles for keeping me abreast of how many notes are being sung. #monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow we all have hobbies #Monsterdon
AAAAAA GOLDEN VOICE MODULE AAAAAAAAAaaaAAAA #Monsterdon
@RobotDiver "It's cold, don't judge it" #monsterdon
It ain't over until a Gorgon Girl sings #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ Sounds like the angels are using harmon mutes
Huh. The Gorgon sings like the autoplay button on a Casio synthesizer from the 80s. #Monsterdon
I guess these were the days where your house was likely to burn down at any second, because they were way too resilient after someone threw a torch through their window #monsterdon
[angelic voice] aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa
@TerryHancock You clearly need to read Charlie Stross's Atrocity Archives (one molecule in every so many [I can't remember] turns to silicon upon application of the special perceiving glasses or camera, very cool)
It's nice that Doctor Who is on the case, I must say! :tardis:
This guy is the *worst* LoFi Girl ever!
Side quest! What kinda commercials y'all be having? #Monsterdon
I am very intimidated by the tie knots in this film.
Professor Meister lol #monsterdon
Oh, Lee looks so playboy in this movie
#monsterdon
Damn neighbors always playing their siren songs too loud. #monsterdon
Meanwhile, in the stock footage.
@JoeWynne (f)hair point
So you believe the age of the story or the story itself? You were a bit vague.
I guess the curse of Medusa inherits to the nearest kin. #monsterdon
@floatybirb
Needs a better lawyer!
The police, as usual, watched the suspects leave and instead interrogated the victim. ACAB even in #monsterdon
#Monsterdon yeah, do whatever you can with that broom, my dude
re: the over-use of contrasting piping or bias tape:
I mean contrasting binding would have been reasonable for the timeframe, bu the colour choices and way it's applied would vary...
I assume they're not talking about people being turned to stone because they don't want to cause a panic.
Pointy helmet dude is like Inspector Clouseau #monsterdon
β¦you went and got the BROOMβ½
@hollie ...a random thought: if there are fisticuffs there should also be handicuffs
Christopher Lee Bad Wig and Moustache Day! #monsterdon
@Louisa most listenable accent in this movie #monsterdon
Wait a minute, what about the fire? it runned off when the police showed, as well?
#monsterdon
That servant was quick acting on that fire (and performing as a bodyguard).
ACAB includes second doctor cop
His police force is very "small" .......they got pills for that too #Monsterdon
Cops have always been bastards
#monsterdon
#monsterdon that wallpaper is way too white for a room people are smoking in.
half watching because too old timey for me: i am choosing to believe that the town all loves the gorgons and thinks they are very cool and good #monsterdon
Now it "An Enemy of the People", a.k.a. "Jaws".
points for that butler or whatever, i'm sure he's not getting paid enough to fend off even tiny mobs, but he still went for it with that broom. #monsterdon
Did this mob bring torches in the daytime?? They didn't even try to do day-for-night???
When all you have is a broom, both a fire and an angry mob look like they need sweeping, I guess. #Monsterdon
Sorry, I meant: FISTICUFFS
burn the rich! burn the rich!
#monsterdon
Response time was a minute but he still whines, so ungrateful.
You opened the door dude, Insurance wouldn't pay out on that....
Chess police won't do any good, you need real police! #monsterdon
guy brought a broom to a torch fight #monsterdon
What was *that* accent?
This has to be Austria-Hungary, with the rebelling peasants
Wow these English guys really know how to fight
"Oh, flaming torches. What a bother. I suppose we shall have to speak to the manager of this." #Monsterdon
The stone porch sounds like a wooden stage #monsterdon
Never mind, we appear to have aggressively graduated to thing-doing. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This is the most gentlemanly mob I've ever seen.
Wait, wasn't Megaera one of the *Erinyes*, not the Gorgons?
(Note: not to be confused with Megara, a wife of Hercules.)
quick! sweep up the fire! #monsterdon
CURLING fight!!! #monsterdon
@amyfou I think it should sound like "Calgon" #monsterdon
Such a useful police force. Very comforting. #monsterdon
the other two sisters turned people into blue cheese and were much more popular #Monsterdon
damn
I would not have opened the door to those men....
"Oh, can I ask you just... one more thing?" #Columbo
"...have you heard of Madeira?"
"Yes, it's a quite nice wine."
"No, the other one."
"Oh, the Gorgon!"
Some horrible occurence that has been surpressed is the cause so maybe the Gorgon is really Oedipus or Freddy Krueger.
The Legend of Vomiting Hawks #monsterdon
megerra? like, hercules's girlfriend? (^_^) this is going to be a very different movie than i was expecting. #monsterdon
@Louisa People would often comment about how remarkably extant he was. #monsterdon
That is not how science works #monsterdon
@RamenCatholic I'm inclined to agree
#Monsterdon πΉ π π πΏ πΏ π±
Wait, does 'Gorgon' not have secondary stress on the second syllable? 'Gorgun'????
Oh! We're talking about *those* Gorgon?! Like Medusa? I get it, now.
@RobynGoodfellow Oh man, I can't wait for the climax of the film when they Voltron together to fight the Gorgon :D #Monsterdon
Oh finally got a bingo square, "The legend says...."
My dude might have a brain worm. #Monsterdon
I'm glad he's telling us about all this stuff he did. I'd hate to have to watch anyone do anything this film. #monsterdon
πΆwhen you were gone π΅ #monsterdon
#monsterdon anybody else want to see that redhead naked? #intrusivethoughts