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It's nice that Doctor Who is on the case, I must say! :tardis:

This guy is the *worst* LoFi Girl ever!

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Side quest! What kinda commercials y'all be having? #Monsterdon

I am very intimidated by the tie knots in this film.

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Professor Meister lol #monsterdon

It a film full of weird facial hair Lee's massive soup strainer is really standing out. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Oh, Lee looks so playboy in this movie
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@diazona Illustrating once again how all the brightest minds participate in #Monsterdon

Damn neighbors always playing their siren songs too loud. #monsterdon

Meanwhile, in the stock footage.

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@JoeWynne (f)hair point

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So you believe the age of the story or the story itself? You were a bit vague.

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I guess the curse of Medusa inherits to the nearest kin. #monsterdon

@floatybirb
Needs a better lawyer!

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The police, as usual, watched the suspects leave and instead interrogated the victim. ACAB even in #monsterdon

#Monsterdon yeah, do whatever you can with that broom, my dude

re: the over-use of contrasting piping or bias tape:

I mean contrasting binding would have been reasonable for the timeframe, bu the colour choices and way it's applied would vary...

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I assume they're not talking about people being turned to stone because they don't want to cause a panic.

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@diazona

Emotions are expressed through facial hair.

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Pointy helmet dude is like Inspector Clouseau #monsterdon

…you went and got the BROOM‽

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@hollie ...a random thought: if there are fisticuffs there should also be handicuffs

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Christopher Lee Bad Wig and Moustache Day! #monsterdon

Wait a minute, what about the fire? it runned off when the police showed, as well?
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@Louisa most listenable accent in this movie #monsterdon

That servant was quick acting on that fire (and performing as a bodyguard).

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Get out of my house.

SMACK

Police!

Dobbie and his crew must run away and iron our ears!

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ACAB includes second doctor cop

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His police force is very "small" .......they got pills for that too #Monsterdon

Cops have always been bastards
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#monsterdon that wallpaper is way too white for a room people are smoking in.

half watching because too old timey for me: i am choosing to believe that the town all loves the gorgons and thinks they are very cool and good #monsterdon

Now it "An Enemy of the People", a.k.a. "Jaws".

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points for that butler or whatever, i'm sure he's not getting paid enough to fend off even tiny mobs, but he still went for it with that broom. #monsterdon

Did this mob bring torches in the daytime?? They didn't even try to do day-for-night???

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When all you have is a broom, both a fire and an angry mob look like they need sweeping, I guess. #Monsterdon

Sorry, I meant: FISTICUFFS

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"Nyeeeh, so that's howitis"

Lmao this guy

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burn the rich! burn the rich!
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Response time was a minute but he still whines, so ungrateful.
You opened the door dude, Insurance wouldn't pay out on that....

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Chess police won't do any good, you need real police! #monsterdon

guy brought a broom to a torch fight #monsterdon

What was *that* accent?

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This has to be Austria-Hungary, with the rebelling peasants

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Wow these English guys really know how to fight

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@floatybirb #monsterdon

#monsterdon We have established that the doctor uses a cigarette holder and therefore is isomorphic to Cruella DeVille.

"Oh, flaming torches. What a bother. I suppose we shall have to speak to the manager of this." #Monsterdon

So Madam Carrot Top is freaking out, saying the dead girl is somewhere in the house with them or something... maybe in spirit. She asks why Doctor Muttonchops didn't mention the whole turned to stone thing... I don't remember what his answer was but it was probably evasive, because he seems to Know More Than He Seems.

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The stone porch sounds like a wooden stage #monsterdon

Never mind, we appear to have aggressively graduated to thing-doing. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This is the most gentlemanly mob I've ever seen.

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Wait, wasn't Megaera one of the *Erinyes*, not the Gorgons?

(Note: not to be confused with Megara, a wife of Hercules.)

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quick! sweep up the fire! #monsterdon

CURLING fight!!! #monsterdon

@amyfou I think it should sound like "Calgon" #monsterdon

Such a useful police force. Very comforting. #monsterdon

the other two sisters turned people into blue cheese and were much more popular #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai Wikipedia confirms she was not one of the gorgons, at least

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgons

(TBH I only know her from the Disney movie lol)

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damn

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I would not have opened the door to those men....

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"Oh, can I ask you just... one more thing?" #Columbo

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"...have you heard of Madeira?"
"Yes, it's a quite nice wine."
"No, the other one."
"Oh, the Gorgon!"

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Some horrible occurence that has been surpressed is the cause so maybe the Gorgon is really Oedipus or Freddy Krueger.

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The Legend of Vomiting Hawks #monsterdon

megerra? like, hercules's girlfriend? (^_^) this is going to be a very different movie than i was expecting. #monsterdon

@Louisa People would often comment about how remarkably extant he was. #monsterdon

That is not how science works #monsterdon

@RamenCatholic I'm inclined to agree

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Wait, does 'Gorgon' not have secondary stress on the second syllable? 'Gorgun'????

Oh! We're talking about *those* Gorgon?! Like Medusa? I get it, now.

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@RobynGoodfellow Oh man, I can't wait for the climax of the film when they Voltron together to fight the Gorgon :D #Monsterdon

Oh finally got a bingo square, "The legend says...."

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My dude might have a brain worm. #Monsterdon

I'm glad he's telling us about all this stuff he did. I'd hate to have to watch anyone do anything this film. #monsterdon

🎶when you were gone 🎵 #monsterdon

#monsterdon anybody else want to see that redhead naked? #intrusivethoughts

These wet cement cocktail parties are getting out of hand!

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Between the two of them, they form a full beard.

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Let me ask you one more question... Have you ever heard of... The Daleks???

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he's between a rock and a hard place #monsterdon

@socketwench I’m really enjoying how my phone makes every pic I take of my tv look like a day for night shot. #Monsterdon

What, the Irish pub in Vancouver?

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@blogdiva Didn't know pornstaches were popular in the early 20th century #monsterdon

“I’m sure you exaggerate” puff puff #Monsterdon

I sense an Amish theme here with the facial hair. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Not for nothing, but the way this started it looks like a pretty good movie. 👍
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@hollie some of us have never given up shan't and we shan't any time soon, either!

^_^

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My question is answered when they reveal that there have been a bunch of other deaths by stoning. #monsterdon

"Yes, of course, I'm always saying it, your sons are so normal." #monsterdon

Words we're bringing back:

Bohemian
Libertine
Shan't

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Her dress is the same shade of goldenrod as my childhood refrigerator.

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oh yes, normal, just like everyone else in this movie. totally normal. #monsterdon

Suggested soundtrack https://youtu.be/vGvlYRwAzAs?si=VHU_zCOZzXQCJpFL #monsterdon

"I want to ask you a simple question. A train leaves LA at 12:03 traveling fifty miles an hour..." #Monsterdon

Okay okay!! I'm getting to my work. Please carry on.

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@SnoopJ aw yeah that was a good one... I still have not gotten a single bingo square 😢

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"Any relation the the Depths family?"

"The Depths of Depravity?"

"Yes, that's them."

"No, none whatsoever."

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Conspiracy of Silence was my band in high school.
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