@floatybirb How do you know it is not X-files or Kirk/Spock fanfic.

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@trixter No biggie... nothing to see here... #Monsterdon lol

Ice cream headache! #monsterdon

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Gorgonned?

The high winds are no match for this guy's hair.

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“Pants!”?? #monsterdon

it would be so easy to not turn into a rock, just don't look at any babes, i do that all day long #monsterdon

go ahead, bruh, take a seat in the chair-- oh, nevermind, he has other problems i see. #monsterdon

It’s like a Virgin Mary in a bathtub except it’s a crucifix in a birdhouse. #Monsterdon

Yes, tell him you need to write a letter. That's a good use of time. #monsterdon

Gorgon sighted!

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That mirror is clearly going to be important later. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

"...everybody must get stoned"

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I swear some of the sets are familiar, too. Pretty sure this place was Castle Dracula at some point

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#monsterdon here comes the turn you to stone acne?

dude scares easy

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This guy is JUMPY.

Here's my no-so-hot take: Peter Cushing's character is in on it.

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Those were the most terrifying "fluttering wings" I've ever heard. #monsterdon

At what point will I be able to use: "Hello, statue?"

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Just wandering around the most haunted place imaginable.

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Great mirror shot! #Monsterdon

@Taweret Eat mah spooky snacks #monsterdon

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pidgies! ❤️

DEATH! By OVER ACTING! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 Ah, Chekov's mirror there.

It's funny how used to modern movies I am that there's this part of my brain going, "Geez there hasn't been any dialogue or action in thirty seconds, I wonder if I have any email...."

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The moon is luring out another victim. 😬

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There's a mirror behind you, Perfesser, maybe grab that? #Monsterdon

SPOOKY PIGEONS, ATTACK #Monsterdon

Is he visiting Castle Borski? I hope he has the sauerkraut platter with extra mustard.

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Professor Meister, not to be confused with Doctor Mediziner.

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@jsadow I already have. I postmarked it 61 years ago.

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Unrelated, I think we need to bring back having weird little shrines on poles in the middle of the woods. That seems like a good cultural tradition.

I'll go make a pole shrine to Mercury, or Cthulu or the Tezcatlipoca or somebody and put it in the woods one of these days.

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I appreciate their strength and use of blue filter on this one. It's not completely blued out.

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Maybe the Gorgon is lo-fi girl #monsterdon

@blogdiva Or whatever European stick-wielding sport they have over there in Castlevania. #monsterdon

NGL, this soundtrack is giving me Star Trek vibes.

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Nice mirror shot!! love it

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If he cuts down one of those wall-mounted candelabras, he might get the whip and be able to kill Dracula by the next level.

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Bird scare - I was close! #monsterdon

Yo watch where you point them piercing brown eyes bro #monsterdon

SUSPICIOUSLY-PLACED MIRROR AHOY

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Whoops, Troughton just bailed on the film, that's his TARDIS taking off #Monsterdon

Don't go outside. By yourself. In a full moon. Where all the unsolved murders are.

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wandering into a cool old-looking castle and proceeding to be spooked by every speck of dust and bit of wind blowing through the entryway is very relatable tho. #monsterdon

I wish I got ominous music stings when I trip on things.

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'No! this is the product of a union between a gorgon and a siren.'

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sir. you're being fucked with

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the "hit the road Jack" guys may have had a point

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oooo, tardis noises!

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The Gorgon is gonna get you! #monsterdon

Ok, no one saw me get scared, be cool

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*Trips over trash* SCHARE CHOOOOOORD

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In the next next scene, Professor Dadbeard is working on his Inu Yasha fanfiction, when he hears Beautiful Etheral Singing outside that the audience knows is incredibly spooky.

He wanders around the garden a little bit looking for a shard, then wanders out in the woods outside the castle, passing the ominous little free library pole shrine as the moon shines above, also ominously. Also, ominous music plays. Uh oh.

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Oh, I see your doorbell is played by Lionel Hampton on the vibraphone!

Does he work cheap?

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Somewhere beyond the stars… beyond Antares.

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Myrtle tries Beguilement.

It is very effective.

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Are they Gorgons or Sirens? #monsterdon

all the sets and locations are cool tho

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@TerryHancock And by that I mean the Laundry Files novels, I can't believe I conflated the name of one of the books with the whole series, whoops!

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DOESN'T HE HEAR THE OMINOUS HORNS AND THEREMIN?!?!

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@catzilla He was a bohunk #monsterdon

🎶Turn to Stone 🎵 #monsterdon

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5 giant crucifixes ah ah ah #monsterdon

Now THIS is day-for-night!

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I can't blame him. I see a tiny door, I gotta try it. #monsterdon

Why is there a Giant Creepy Castle in his backyard that no one seems to have visited?? #monsterdon

Movie?

Movie? You okay? You need a push?

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@ramsey Yes that is incorrect mythology, you should write the director a letter.

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Watch out for the were-medusa!

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Their drone shooting the establishing shot seems kind of shaky. #monsterdon

DRAMATIC TRIP! #monsterdon

@emma those books aren't banned #Monsterdon

Wander alone in the dark is really a cliché for a long time in this movies, isn't it?
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That garden's bigger on the inside

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#monsterdon When monster-hunting, I recommend just ignoring any mysterious nighttime music.

Billy Barty used to live there. #monsterdon

He would make a fine statue I think

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The fireplace looks like a castle.

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This movie is going to smush together a bunch of mythological figures and I'm going to sit here complaining to myself about it #monsterdon

I have to pee now. #Monsterdon

Medusa fancies herself a Siren.

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are we confusing gorgons with sirens?

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@JoeWynne *groan*

👏

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It's choir practice night next door #monsterdon

It's only a model. #monsterdon

I'd like to thank the subtitles for keeping me abreast of how many notes are being sung. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow we all have hobbies #Monsterdon

AAAAAA GOLDEN VOICE MODULE AAAAAAAAAaaaAAAA #Monsterdon

@RobotDiver "It's cold, don't judge it" #monsterdon

@diazona

Sometimes it just makes you bristle.

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It ain't over until a Gorgon Girl sings #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ Sounds like the angels are using harmon mutes

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Huh. The Gorgon sings like the autoplay button on a Casio synthesizer from the 80s. #Monsterdon

I guess these were the days where your house was likely to burn down at any second, because they were way too resilient after someone threw a torch through their window #monsterdon

[angelic voice] aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

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@TerryHancock You clearly need to read Charlie Stross's Atrocity Archives (one molecule in every so many [I can't remember] turns to silicon upon application of the special perceiving glasses or camera, very cool)

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