#monsterdon They should lean into it. If you want to hide the existance of a Gorgon, pretend the corpses are statues.
"Sir, we felt bad, so we hired a sculptor to do this memorial statue."
I did not have exhumation on my bingo card (nor an actual bingo card).
What's with this 'My Gaera?" Why does everyone have a Gaera?? #monsterdon
Yes, new light on Megaera, so we can see her better. Great idea. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon omg is everyone horny for Carla or what
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Oh good lord we do NOT grab people's faces like that Heitz! Miss whatever your name is, either gorgonize him or walk away. Or both.
This movie is giving me ideas for my burial.
@trixter Gorgonizing includes a trade-secret hair filler technique π #Monsterdon
Ah, early 20th century movies, where you talk twice and you're in love. #monsterdon
@blogdiva i wonder if there are a lot of stone worms and bugs and squirrels all around the castle that Magaera looked at
There's the evidence, in that coffin. My father got totally gorgonzolized.
I said good day #monsterdon
dude, hands off #monsterdon
I appreciate that it also turns his hair into one big stone mass.
Plenty of tinder profiles attest to similar risks #monsterdon
Who is he trying to protect? You're talking to her. #Monsterdon
Wait, will he leave his dead grave like that?
#monsterdon
Sus af #Monsterdon
Ooooo let's bring back cloaks, too.
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I knew that perfect round fur-edged hood would come into play eventually
Stone Cold Steve Daddy
I bet the props department had lots of fun sculpting these corpses #monsterdon
That's a fun cloak. (I'd like a cloak) #Monsterdon
Wow, she's rocking that cloak #Monsterdon
that scene on the stairs, honestly very nice, you really didn't know
That's a big stone head!
#monsterdon
Take a look at your face in the mirror. You have combination skin and need some hyaluronic acid stat #monsterdon
OHhhhh, that makes sense! She's a Jedi!
Cut off the top part and put it in your study and you can tell everyone it's a bust of Lenin. #monsterdon
Lucky thing that he gorgonized in the shape of a coffin. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
THERE'S the stone dad!
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See? He's smiling!
Pretty good casting work there on the head.
@nhgeek Well they aren't going to do it during the day. Did you think they were some sort of fools?
Dad rocks!!!
it's gonna turn out that the doctor/butcher coat guy is on the same team as the gorgons and has been tricking people into looking at them because that's his favorite food #monsterdon #MonsterdonPredictions
The "good enough" school of burials
#monsterdon
ROCKY!
Little red riding hood rolls in to check out the action #monsterdon
@foolishowl I assume by only seeing the gorgon's reflection
Does he have gray scale or something?
Good thing it was buried so shallow.
Grave-digging would be hard work.#monsterdon
#Monsterdon how does the doctor not know she's keeping snakes in her hair? I accuse the nurse and her snake holding hairdo!
these Heights brothers are getting all the ladiesβ¦
"Why, this is just a bad clay sculpture!" #monsterdon
Oh, wait, I totally had something for this...
πΆ I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place where we just met πΆ
@RobynGoodfellow we all would benefit from a side gig #Monsterdon
This is approaching MST3k "Werewolf" levels of full moon.
So looking at her reflection is enough to homeopathically gorgonize someone? #monsterdon
doctor/butcher coat guy has a jawline that suggests he has already eaten several guys that have turned to rock #monsterdon
Digging up dear old dad
Were-Gorgon? There... There Gorgon. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
"I feel I have the right to ask you a question"
"Ask it"
"Is my left or my right my good side?"
π
@faoluin Maybe that happened to Perseus after he killed her?
Now it appears to be 2:22am.
@RobynGoodfellow VAMPIRE?!
They're burying the flower?!? #monsterdon
She's a were-siren-gorgon?? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
wasn't the moon full 2 weeks back when the dad guy went up to the castle? π€
#monsterdon
Big head, teenie-weenie jacket
Itβs the madwoman in the attic, come on #Monsterdon
How'd he survive?
@cienmilojos @amyfou Stonewall #monsterdon
Oh no! That man's hair and suit have already been petrified!
Peter Cushing is so effing afraid of Medusa right now and it is ruining his whole social life
It's was horrible! The beautiful smooth scaly snakes were surrounded by disgusting HAIR. #monsterdon
Yes, buried the standard 18 inches below ground. #monsterdon
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This Mr Heitz is icky. The other Mr Heizes were also icky.
None of them deserve Miss what's her name with the photographic memory and the thing for Peter Cushing
#monsterdon Well we didn't get Wonka but we did get a "GOOD DAY!"
I really wish that one weird trick still worked, zoom meetings etc.
@faoluin "research" lol
I mean, you're right, but this is #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @amyfou stuck between a rock and a ..... #Monsterdon
I said good day!
GOOD DAY SIR #Monsterdon
"I said GOOD DAY"
@TerryHancock @jonny I think she's repeating the secret-paul's-eyes-only letter
Heitz's hair is going white. If he starts signing show tunes, call the Bookhouse Boys. #Monsterdon
Hang on let me just side-grope your fist to show affection. #monsterdon
"Come to my office. Don't wear anything complicated." #monsterdon
He looked at himself and what...? He's sweaty?
He has a little bit of a John-Boy face #monsterdon
@amyfou He is probably jewish or asian, don't you listen to RFK?
Some mo fo snakes on a mo fo head!
#Monsterdon
Total zoom on pointy bra - OMG! #monsterdon
Heitz #3 was clearly not ready to rock.
Butter would not melt in that lady's mouth. #Monsterdon
@cienmilojos @amyfou You break the rules and they come down on you like a ton of rocks #monsterdon
#monsterdon The lighting on that scream was worth every penny.
I thought you guys were joking #monsterdon #thegorgon
"I want you to look at your face."
*looks at his face in the mirror*
"Now, please do as I tell you."
What?
The lighting guy was RIGHT THERE! #monsterdon
Is it just me or was that stinger a minor key version of "La Vie en Rose"? #monsterdon
Looks like someone is getting a happy. IYKYK. #Monsterdon
hey you can just call me βmegβ ok? π
NERDS!
@hollie I thought the father had a pretty solid hypothesis. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
DESTINY! DESTINY!
Itβs 10:30am in this movie.