@RobynGoodfellow VAMPIRE?!
They're burying the flower?!? #monsterdon
She's a were-siren-gorgon?? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
wasn't the moon full 2 weeks back when the dad guy went up to the castle? π€
#monsterdon
Big head, teenie-weenie jacket
Itβs the madwoman in the attic, come on #Monsterdon
How'd he survive?
@cienmilojos @amyfou Stonewall #monsterdon
Oh no! That man's hair and suit have already been petrified!
Peter Cushing is so effing afraid of Medusa right now and it is ruining his whole social life
It's was horrible! The beautiful smooth scaly snakes were surrounded by disgusting HAIR. #monsterdon
Yes, buried the standard 18 inches below ground. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon πΉ π π πΏ πΏ π±
This Mr Heitz is icky. The other Mr Heizes were also icky.
None of them deserve Miss what's her name with the photographic memory and the thing for Peter Cushing
#monsterdon Well we didn't get Wonka but we did get a "GOOD DAY!"
I really wish that one weird trick still worked, zoom meetings etc.
@faoluin "research" lol
I mean, you're right, but this is #Monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @amyfou stuck between a rock and a ..... #Monsterdon
I said good day!
GOOD DAY SIR #Monsterdon
"I said GOOD DAY"
@TerryHancock @jonny I think she's repeating the secret-paul's-eyes-only letter
Heitz's hair is going white. If he starts signing show tunes, call the Bookhouse Boys. #Monsterdon
"It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen! And I saw both the live and the movie version of RENT"
Hang on let me just side-grope your fist to show affection. #monsterdon
"Come to my office. Don't wear anything complicated." #monsterdon
He looked at himself and what...? He's sweaty?
He has a little bit of a John-Boy face #monsterdon
@amyfou He is probably jewish or asian, don't you listen to RFK?
Total zoom on pointy bra - OMG! #monsterdon
Some mo fo snakes on a mo fo head!
#Monsterdon
Heitz #3 was clearly not ready to rock.
(Soft focus, just like Star Trek)
Butter would not melt in that lady's mouth. #Monsterdon
@cienmilojos @amyfou You break the rules and they come down on you like a ton of rocks #monsterdon
#monsterdon The lighting on that scream was worth every penny.
I thought you guys were joking #monsterdon #thegorgon
"I want you to look at your face."
*looks at his face in the mirror*
"Now, please do as I tell you."
What?
The lighting guy was RIGHT THERE! #monsterdon
Is it just me or was that stinger a minor key version of "La Vie en Rose"? #monsterdon
Looks like someone is getting a happy. IYKYK. #Monsterdon
hey you can just call me βmegβ ok? π
NERDS!
@hollie I thought the father had a pretty solid hypothesis. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
DESTINY! DESTINY!
Itβs 10:30am in this movie.
"Look at yourself."
You're bright and shiny, like a freshly slapped ass. #Monsterdon
Sorry bro, you're partially stoned #Monsterdon
Ah, a good healthy English pallor
#Monsterdon
It is very considerate of the filmmakers to show us the Gorgon in reflection, so WE don't turn to stone!
#Monsterdon πΉ π π πΏ πΏ π±
I don't understand.
"Seriously, that lady was like a two out of ten!" #monsterdon
They're gonna chop off Meg's head at the end of this film and I'm gonna be mad about it -_- #Monsterdon
Allow me a moment to reflect upon my close encounter with the Gorgon... #monsterdon
Please donβt tell me that the nurse is related to the Gorgons somehow. That would be too much.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon "most horrible thing" he ever saw? He should get out more.
@SnoopJ Ah good to know... guess it's a little late for this week but I'll swap video files for the future
IT WAS ALLLL A DREAM--THE END!
Get this man a mirror bright shield and a sword!
@blogdiva Carla with the good hair? #monsterdon
"I want you to look at yourself. You SLAY." #monsterdon
He's plastered, obviously.
"I... I remember..."
THE ALAMO #Monsterdon
I also have just enough strength left to spit in your face before I die.
@Zerofactorial @amyfou union required every 4 hours is 15 minutes #Monsterdon
"i remember... the alamo"
#Monsterdon so many leaves on this town!
Because we need the body count to go higher, Inspector Nick wanders off into the night, explores a fancy stone garden, sees a snake lady's reflection in the mirror then freaks out and we see him in a hospital bed, possibly being turned to stone before being woken up by Madaam Carrothair.
Also we found another dead lady, who is also in the ward, having been discovered by Rectangular Labcoat Man, she spat in his face and then died. #monsterdon
"not quite dead when you found him" #monsterdon
@ottaross That's how Perseus could "see" to beat (kill) Medusa. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
@blogdiva this one is kind of sci fi with the shiny fabric and the big triangle!
@CactuarJoe some guys would rather etc etc #monsterdon
Honestly, good for her.
At least he didn't get any #foreheadpimples
@neia yeah and it's, like, really nice marble too
There are probably worse ways to go than becoming a nice marble statue
Hrm, the reflections are okay afterall?
That looks like the balcony where we first see the Baron Meinster in "The Brides of Dracula".
@amyfou Maybe Magera was on break? #monsterdon
They won't be able to look way from you.
Gorgonized, because Viridian Dynamics believes...in you.
Ope. You looked at her indirectly. Paralyzed until Poppy gets those mandrakes and Severus brews for you
"Don't try to talk. Everything's all right... And just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. The medicine go down. The medicine go down. Just a spoonful of..."
ha! where's that one West Wing gif? NOW! How did you do that? I HAVE NO IDEA! #monsterdon
Once again, I am on Megaera's side. The Gorgon has done nothing but get looked at, and frankly I'd have been on her side even if petrifying Daddy had been intentional, what man panty raids at his age? #Monsterdon
@SnoopJ This movie is not ridiculously bad.
Great choreography to keep all the views of her via reflection #Monsterdon
Nurse me with your non-concrete boobs please
@wohali The proper word is "hammondized"
And another windy outburst brings someone to wander the courtyard. And an impromptu shower too - how refreshing.
Can you imagine being like "well actually I got gorgonized, its not quite 1hko" like 2.4 pages into your dying letter about how you got owned by a gorgon
Good to know that if I were a human being petrified by Medusa's sister's slo-mo cursed gaze, I would have enough time to shoot a double impudent finger in the direction of Mt. Olympus. #monsterdon
Reflections of Megeara ...
Imagine marketing 50's female hair care products to snakes
Serious Question: If you look at the Gorgon through Apple Vision Pro, do you still get stoned? #monsterdon
you've just got to stop looking around in places where babes love to hang out like in abandoned castles with leafy fountains #monsterdon
Wait.. this did start at 9EST right? #Monsterdon
This movie's really gonna wipe this family off the map. #monsterdon
ok so the gorgon sings like a siren and has a Fury's name, but there's at least one version of the story of Perseus where he goes north to find Medusa, so setting the story in Germany is almost excusable #monsterdon