"Look at yourself."

You're bright and shiny, like a freshly slapped ass. #Monsterdon

Sorry bro, you're partially stoned #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
It is very considerate of the filmmakers to show us the Gorgon in reflection, so WE don't turn to stone!

Ah, a good healthy English pallor

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

I don't understand.

"Seriously, that lady was like a two out of ten!" #monsterdon

They're gonna chop off Meg's head at the end of this film and I'm gonna be mad about it -_- #Monsterdon

@wohali

Fellow autistics, have no fear!

#monsterdon #eyeContact

Allow me a moment to reflect upon my close encounter with the Gorgon... #monsterdon

Please don’t tell me that the nurse is related to the Gorgons somehow. That would be too much.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "most horrible thing" he ever saw? He should get out more.

@SnoopJ Ah good to know... guess it's a little late for this week but I'll swap video files for the future

#Monsterdon

IT WAS ALLLL A DREAM--THE END!

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva Carla with the good hair? #monsterdon

"I want you to look at yourself. You SLAY." #monsterdon

He's plastered, obviously.

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

"I... I remember..."

THE ALAMO #Monsterdon

I also have just enough strength left to spit in your face before I die.

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @amyfou union required every 4 hours is 15 minutes #Monsterdon

"i remember... the alamo"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon so many leaves on this town!

@blogdiva this one is kind of sci fi with the shiny fabric and the big triangle!

#monsterdon

@ottaross That's how Perseus could "see" to beat (kill) Medusa. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@CactuarJoe some guys would rather etc etc #monsterdon

Honestly, good for her.

#monsterdon

At least he didn't get any #foreheadpimples

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

Hrm, the reflections are okay afterall?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

That looks like the balcony where we first see the Baron Meinster in "The Brides of Dracula".

#monsterdon

@amyfou Maybe Magera was on break? #monsterdon

They won't be able to look way from you.

Gorgonized, because Viridian Dynamics believes...in you.

##Monsterdon ##TheGorgon

"Don't try to talk. Everything's all right... And just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. The medicine go down. The medicine go down. Just a spoonful of..."

#Monsterdon

ha! where's that one West Wing gif? NOW! How did you do that? I HAVE NO IDEA! #monsterdon

@SnoopJ This movie is not ridiculously bad.

#monsterdon

Once again, I am on Megaera's side. The Gorgon has done nothing but get looked at, and frankly I'd have been on her side even if petrifying Daddy had been intentional, what man panty raids at his age? #Monsterdon

Great choreography to keep all the views of her via reflection #Monsterdon

@wohali The proper word is "hammondized"

#monsterdon

Can you imagine being like "well actually I got gorgonized, its not quite 1hko" like 2.4 pages into your dying letter about how you got owned by a gorgon

#Monsterdon

Good to know that if I were a human being petrified by Medusa's sister's slo-mo cursed gaze, I would have enough time to shoot a double impudent finger in the direction of Mt. Olympus. #monsterdon

Reflections of Megeara ...

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

Imagine marketing 50's female hair care products to snakes

#Monsterdon

Serious Question: If you look at the Gorgon through Apple Vision Pro, do you still get stoned? #monsterdon

you've just got to stop looking around in places where babes love to hang out like in abandoned castles with leafy fountains #monsterdon

sneks

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

Wait.. this did start at 9EST right? #Monsterdon

This movie's really gonna wipe this family off the map. #monsterdon

ok so the gorgon sings like a siren and has a Fury's name, but there's at least one version of the story of Perseus where he goes north to find Medusa, so setting the story in Germany is almost excusable #monsterdon

Cue the firehose!

#monsterdon

HEY DUMBASS, SHE'S TRYING TO COMMUNICATE STOP RUNNING AWAY #Monsterdon

Ah ha! He won't be affected because he saw her reflection and not her face directly.

#Monsterdon

c'mon man, it's raining, get your ass back there!
#monsterdon

If just a look turns a mofo into stone, what would uh... nevermind. #monsterdon

@Louisa Carla seemed a lot more attracted to the dead artist's brother than to the lying medical examiner played by Cushing. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

GORGONIZED!

SNAKE LADY

#Monsterdon

Her hairstyle looks more mid twentieth century than nineteenth.

Is that how we are to know she's different?

#Monsterdon

The lady's singing again AND it's suddenly a thunderstorm you're doomed bro DOOMED #Monsterdon

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#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon how many Willpower rolls in a row do you have to get a Nat 20 on to slow down the Gorgon Curse long enough to walk home & write 3 page letter??

Newbie's gonna be Gorgone soon #monsterdon

Ugh.. .MORE walking around #monsterdon

Ugg. McGonnagal is Slytherin's secret, isn't she?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon SKY WATER

oi jeez, knock first. maybe i WOULD let a gorgon in if she was little more polite about it, okay? #monsterdon

He runs like Elon. #Monsterdon

"Gorgonize" From the makers of Turtle Wax. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

LET'S GET READY TO GORGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh wait

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

So if the Gorgon gorgonizes, will Annie anodize? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Surely these mysterious murders have nothing to do with the mental patient that always escapes on the same night!

Nous Sommes Les Gorgonettes!

#OnlyOntarioKidsWillKnow #FrenchClass

#monsterdon

@LingLass It's like galvanized, but with human flesh instead of steel or iron.

#Monsterdon

alive and unspoiled. #WrongMovie #monsterdon

@nhgeek engorganized is more suited #Monsterdon

"Gorgonized." :420:

#monsterdon

@LingLass They couldn't call it Gorgonification because someone else already registered that name #monsterdon

No killing the patients! #Monsterdon

I take issue with the Gorgon being a woman... because why? #Monsterdon

I really want this guy to go the the castle, see the gorgon, and come back to write a letter to another family member. #monsterdon

Obligatory modern pop fiction reference from me: gorgonized and a description of the gorgons, who would probably either Pliny's Gorgons or Greater Gorgons (I would need more anatomical details to determine this) in the Incryptid Series by Seanan McGuire

#Monsterdon

Lol kiss denied?

Or is this their thing

#Monsterdon

AND BRING ME THE STATUETTES

I WANT THEM ALIVE

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Gorgonized tm #Monsterdon

I want a closer look at that wallpaper
#monsterdon

Is that a split diopter shot?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

Oh no I've just learned that the proper word is 'Gorgonized'

we need to make #gorgonized trending #monsterdon

https://youtu.be/vGvlYRwAzAs?si=gwJqS-lfc_qs2QKA

#Monsterdon

Explain it slow enough that an American audience would understand. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

@ramsey oh yeah that's a thing

Look at you actually paying attention to the movie 😛

#Monsterdon

GORGONIZED! It's like Martinizing, I guess. #Monsterdon

"Yes, this reflects your breasts nicely."

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Is Magera related to Gamera? #monsterdon

"Gorgonized"

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

gorgonized??

#monsterdon

He's the gorgon.

If she gets the story wrong, she turns to stone.

#monsterdon

Gorgonized!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#monsterdon Yes, thank you. We all remember what Gorgons are.

FInd her! And wipe that cherry pie off your face! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 👹 🙍 🙎 🗿 🗿 😱

This music is telling me to feel something that this scene is not trying to make me feel

The first and last of those are Furies goddammit

#Monsterdon

I swear if they say “turned to stone” one more time…

#Monsterdon