He took it well all things considered. If Christopher Lee yelled at me I'd probably shit myself. #monsterdon

@EmptySet @moira That's where you can order up a moving forest through an app #monsterdon

@TerryHancock Bruno, I think?

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Yeah, the Prof is Protagonist Number Four. #Monsterdon

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Christopher Lee's trousers have the longest fly front in the known universe, and when he shoves his hands into the pockets like that it just makes it worse.

Oh they are trying to blame the murders on foreign women. :picardfacepalm: #Monsterdon

Are his coat and suit made out of the same brown fabric? That's a lot of brown tweed...

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Wait, this says Carla is 25 years old and has brown hair. How can we trust any of the rest of it

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#Monsterdon these others, not so lovely

Did #Severance get the "uses long words" diss from this movie? #monsterdon

"five years ago. plus or minus, uh. five years."

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That lighting on Carla’s face just now made her look quite grey. Kool subtle projection.
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This is the slow part of the movie where I turn to stone #Monsterdon

"have all the women aliens registered here"
well, some of the humans have, but none of them have put Mars on their green cards. #monsterdon

ALIENS?! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love some of the posters for this movie. They are just... outlandish and nutty!
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"Don't use long words, they don't suit you" I'm going to have to remember that one #monsterdon

He is looking for women aliens he must be from the History Channel #Monsterdon

Lol we always see Christopher Lee as the cold blooded hero or villain, I like this blowhard mustachio

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Snidely Whiplash. #Monsterdon

What an excellent exchange of British insults!

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Ooh, a bit of rank pulling. #Monsterdon

Time to hatch a plan... where's my bingo card? #Monsterdon

"i'm in love with her"
"i need a drink"
chris lee once again channelling the feelings of us all.
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#Monsterdon they're doing this scene in one of the big dioramas at rhe museum

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Wait.. who was being autopsied..?
Somebody not "gorgonized", apparently, or he'd be using a chisel...

#Monsterdon The "doctor" is obviously in on it!
#TheGorgon

"Don't use long words, they don't suit you" is a nice line

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

"Under no circumstances will I permit such a thing!"

plays recorder

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Ohhh, I'll be there in human form...

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Waiting for the two academics to walk past a map of Tibet. #Monsterdon

I like that background painting, very nice

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

@CactuarJoe It would have gone faster if they had two of the Gorgon sisters here #monsterdon

So much face touching in this film.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

FINALLY someone who's read even a single book on mythology. #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Only at tea time. #monsterdon

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'Medyusa'???

At least they got the Perseus part right!

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"This much we know." uh. sure, doc.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

My brain is extra pretty and not revolting at all.

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@b Now we get to the science! #monsterdon

I wonder what Moguera is up to

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#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 "Put this brain in the jar labeled 'Abby Normal.'"

There's only one remaining female in the town... who could the Megaera be?!? #monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid I think we could all go for a frosty Jägermeister about now #monsterdon

A salmon blouse? Yeeesh, did she get in a fight with the costume department? #monsterdon

Carla, it's you! You're the problem. It's you!

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"Where did you go?"

"Out luring another foolish mortal to his doom."

"Lovely, please wash up after I get done with this body."

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She’s not real, she’s ginger #Monsterdon

Brains!

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Does this people take any time off their work?
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"Professor Hyde-White!?"

"No, Professor Heights."

"Oh"

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#monsterdon He opened the skull with a scalpel. Impressive.

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Carla you do not owe this man explanations!

Most awkward autopsy conversation ever.

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"Now what we're doin' here Bob is replacing the brain, it's an older model..." #Monsterdon

Does a person turned to stone weigh as much as they did as a person?

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Boy, I hope Carla isn't a monster of some sort. #monsterdon

@dogwelder It's brain surgery, not rocket science - now hand me that ice cream scoop!

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

You know, someone being so ugly anyone who sets eyes on you would be petrified would be an insult someone in Ancient Greece might come up with.

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Did the movie run out of music budget?

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Is Mr. "Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed" about to Frankenstein the Gorgon back to life

I can't believe this man

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"it's a long story" "I've come a long way to hear it" fair enough. #monsterdon

#monsterdon That skull better make a "POP" sound when it comes off.

Christopher needs some tight nugs and a muscle tee to go with that stashe.

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Wait. Who loves whom?

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

@log Was this set before or after the Victorian terror of being buried alive had people design caskets with things like bell pulls in them?

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Don't use long words! #monsterdon

Chris is always popping the top off of skulls in these films. #Monsterdon

@neia but a good one!

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon you look like shit! Take my coat

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Must have been a short trip!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 See! Paul has manners! He offered the man coffee. (#Coffee #Watch is #TeamPaul)

Are you going to let me stand out here all night?

Come in, Alister!

CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! And some tea, please.

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This nurse is even more sus arriving ominously at night on the graveyard in this gorgeous cloak #monsterdon

@foolishowl oh really? I didn't see that.

I mean, I guess it was hard to tell, but I thought he saw a reflection in the water, then in a mirror, then again in the water

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He’s here! The professor! #Monsterdon

EEEY he's back! we're glad to see you too! #monsterdon

@blogdiva Eyes! Ears! Snakes! Fangs! We believe in MEG-AE-RA! #Monsterdon

@overholt a delight to see you here for #Monsterdon!

Professormeister! Brooooooooo

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That's not where wigs come from. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon What the hell is that symbiote on Lee's face?

Professor Meister Burgher Burgher Meister!

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#monsterdon Professor Broseph H. Meister has entered the chat

oh thank fuck the effective protagonist finally shows up

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Oh, finally! Christopher Lee shows up!

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The British always cared greatly about period accuracy. You're not going to find any anachronisms in this film's set dressing.

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@diazona He looked at her directly a moment later, though.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#Monsterdon fine I'll tell you! You're just not rocky enough for me!

Looks like only his hair turned to stone

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#TheGorgon

I don't love the doctor but I can't love you! I just like when men throw themselves at me, don't you get it

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It's not a proper Hammer film without a good exhumation.

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"Professor! I knew that was more than a one scene cameo!" #monsterdon

Namor has to get back to Atlantis, he has no time for this European nonsense!

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Also, is Christopher Lee coming back?

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@nev Right? That’s a lot of ermine #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "I intend to find it" uhhh, you found it once already and didn't do great my man, remember how you were unconscious for 5 days?

the thrills and chills of a movie with a heroine who can, um, memorize things partially #monsterdon