"it's a long story" "I've come a long way to hear it" fair enough. #monsterdon
#monsterdon That skull better make a "POP" sound when it comes off.
Christopher needs some tight nugs and a muscle tee to go with that stashe.
Wait. Who loves whom?
@log Was this set before or after the Victorian terror of being buried alive had people design caskets with things like bell pulls in them?
Don't use long words! #monsterdon
Chris is always popping the top off of skulls in these films. #Monsterdon
@neia but a good one!
#Monsterdon you look like shit! Take my coat
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net Must have been a short trip!
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 See! Paul has manners! He offered the man coffee. (#Coffee #Watch is #TeamPaul)
Are you going to let me stand out here all night?
Come in, Alister!
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! And some tea, please.
This nurse is even more sus arriving ominously at night on the graveyard in this gorgeous cloak #monsterdon
@foolishowl oh really? I didn't see that.
I mean, I guess it was hard to tell, but I thought he saw a reflection in the water, then in a mirror, then again in the water
Heβs here! The professor! #Monsterdon
EEEY he's back! we're glad to see you too! #monsterdon
@blogdiva Eyes! Ears! Snakes! Fangs! We believe in MEG-AE-RA! #Monsterdon
@overholt a delight to see you here for #Monsterdon!
Professormeister! Brooooooooo
That's not where wigs come from. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon What the hell is that symbiote on Lee's face?
Professor Meister Burgher Burgher Meister!
#monsterdon Professor Broseph H. Meister has entered the chat
oh thank fuck the effective protagonist finally shows up
Oh, finally! Christopher Lee shows up!
The British always cared greatly about period accuracy. You're not going to find any anachronisms in this film's set dressing.
@diazona He looked at her directly a moment later, though.
#Monsterdon fine I'll tell you! You're just not rocky enough for me!
Looks like only his hair turned to stone
I don't love the doctor but I can't love you! I just like when men throw themselves at me, don't you get it
Twins of Evil was much more fast-paced than this. #Monsterdon
It's not a proper Hammer film without a good exhumation.
"Professor! I knew that was more than a one scene cameo!" #monsterdon
Namor has to get back to Atlantis, he has no time for this European nonsense!
Also, is Christopher Lee coming back?
@diazona Everyone in town could just wear glasses with mirrors looking behand and forward, and everyone would be inoculated
@nev Right? Thatβs a lot of ermine #Monsterdon
"Is Namarov in love with you?"
Man, everyone's in love with me, I'm the only sane woman in this goddamn film :/ #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "I intend to find it" uhhh, you found it once already and didn't do great my man, remember how you were unconscious for 5 days?
the thrills and chills of a movie with a heroine who can, um, memorize things partially #monsterdon
#monsterdon They should lean into it. If you want to hide the existance of a Gorgon, pretend the corpses are statues.
"Sir, we felt bad, so we hired a sculptor to do this memorial statue."
I did not have exhumation on my bingo card (nor an actual bingo card).
What's with this 'My Gaera?" Why does everyone have a Gaera?? #monsterdon
Yes, new light on Megaera, so we can see her better. Great idea. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon πΉ π π πΏ πΏ π±
Oh good lord we do NOT grab people's faces like that Heitz! Miss whatever your name is, either gorgonize him or walk away. Or both.
#Monsterdon omg is everyone horny for Carla or what
This movie is giving me ideas for my burial.
@trixter Gorgonizing includes a trade-secret hair filler technique π #Monsterdon
Ah, early 20th century movies, where you talk twice and you're in love. #monsterdon
@blogdiva i wonder if there are a lot of stone worms and bugs and squirrels all around the castle that Magaera looked at
There's the evidence, in that coffin. My father got totally gorgonzolized.
I said good day #monsterdon
dude, hands off #monsterdon
I appreciate that it also turns his hair into one big stone mass.
Plenty of tinder profiles attest to similar risks #monsterdon
Is his hair just gray, or is stone? #monsterdon
Who is he trying to protect? You're talking to her. #Monsterdon
Wait, will he leave his dead grave like that?
#monsterdon
Sus af #Monsterdon
Ooooo let's bring back cloaks, too.
#Monsterdon πΉ π π πΏ πΏ π±
I knew that perfect round fur-edged hood would come into play eventually
Stone Cold Steve Daddy
I bet the props department had lots of fun sculpting these corpses #monsterdon
That's a fun cloak. (I'd like a cloak) #Monsterdon
Wow, she's rocking that cloak #Monsterdon
that scene on the stairs, honestly very nice, you really didn't know
That's a big stone head!
#monsterdon
Take a look at your face in the mirror. You have combination skin and need some hyaluronic acid stat #monsterdon
OHhhhh, that makes sense! She's a Jedi!
Cut off the top part and put it in your study and you can tell everyone it's a bust of Lenin. #monsterdon
Lucky thing that he gorgonized in the shape of a coffin. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
The mad woman is a werewolf?
THERE'S the stone dad!
See? He's smiling!
Pretty good casting work there on the head.
@nhgeek Well they aren't going to do it during the day. Did you think they were some sort of fools?
Dad rocks!!!
I see what you did there @ottaross :blobcheeky: #Monsterdon
it's gonna turn out that the doctor/butcher coat guy is on the same team as the gorgons and has been tricking people into looking at them because that's his favorite food #monsterdon #MonsterdonPredictions
The "good enough" school of burials
#monsterdon
ROCKY!
Little red riding hood rolls in to check out the action #monsterdon
@moira I wasn't expecting Cushing to play the villain in this movie, but he sure isn't a sympathetic character. And now that he's seen Heitz3? hold hands with Carla, he may go all-in on evil. #TheGorgon #Monsterdon
@foolishowl I assume by only seeing the gorgon's reflection
Does he have gray scale or something?
Good thing it was buried so shallow.
Grave-digging would be hard work.#monsterdon
#Monsterdon how does the doctor not know she's keeping snakes in her hair? I accuse the nurse and her snake holding hairdo!
these Heights brothers are getting all the ladiesβ¦
#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 That's an awfully shallow grave.
Oh, wait, I totally had something for this...
πΆ I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place where we just met πΆ
"Why, this is just a bad clay sculpture!" #monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow we all would benefit from a side gig #Monsterdon
This is approaching MST3k "Werewolf" levels of full moon.
So looking at her reflection is enough to homeopathically gorgonize someone? #monsterdon
doctor/butcher coat guy has a jawline that suggests he has already eaten several guys that have turned to rock #monsterdon
Digging up dear old dad
Were-Gorgon? There... There Gorgon. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon
"I feel I have the right to ask you a question"
"Ask it"
"Is my left or my right my good side?"
π
@faoluin Maybe that happened to Perseus after he killed her?
Now it appears to be 2:22am.