who woulda imagined this guy rated a castle

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"No one dares come near the castle Borsky" No one except freaking everyone in this film. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

OH SNAP! CARLA IS THE STONER!!!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Her hair deflated

#monsterdon

I do enjoy a fine, "good day" [= "go fuck yourself"]

#monsterdon

This is the Castle BORE-ski time to gorgonize someone again #Monsterdon

please go on a gorgon rampage

please go on a gorgon rampage

#Monsterdon

@ottaross Bats would be on brand for #monsterdon

okay, so Carla's claimed her throne. good for her. #monsterdon

Did this guy learned anything from his father letter?
#monsterdon

Wait, so she's a were-medusa? #Monsterdon

"You taste like asp." #monsterdon

Sure, it’s not going to end well. But way to speak up, Carla! #Monsterdon

@nhgeek How convenient that one's hands in the pockets can pull it perfectly taut. #monsterdon

Did her hood just remove itself? #monsterdon

every time they say carla i think of carla from dumbing of age

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Tough talk coming from a human who's got no rights yet.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon

Hey Paul (classic Hammer protag)

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"Well?"

"Namaroff refuses to see us, and blasted if I didn't quite catch what Carla said there at the end. Oh, well."

#Monsterdon

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Wait, wait, wait.... Prof. Meister.

Are we SURE this isn't Doctor Who..?

@neia Only plain girls have personality, everybody learns that as a teenager #monsterdon

Bring your snowboard at Borski! #monsterdon

Kill Snapes, McGonnagal!

#monsterdon

I am not a number, I am a

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Christopher Lee channeling Elon Musk on democracy.

#Monsterdon

Why is everybody so mean to Carla? She shouldn't put up with this attitude #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Christopher Lee looks like he's cosplaying a 17th century Stan Lee

Do I have to account to you for everything I do?

Bam!!

#Monsterdon

@nhgeek There's a reason they call him "Mister Height" #monsterdon

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The tailoring for Peter Cushing is just miles better than the tailoring for Christopher Lee I wonder who was nicer to the costume crew...

Each time I hear “Namaroff” I feel like we’re watching an espionage movie. #Monsterdon

"I neither believe it, nor disbelieve it. I have trained my mind into a third, nonbinary state that allows me to operate entirely on nonsense." #monsterdon

He took it well all things considered. If Christopher Lee yelled at me I'd probably shit myself. #monsterdon

@EmptySet @moira That's where you can order up a moving forest through an app #monsterdon

"Why does bad luck follow me wherever I go? IAnd why do I have to wear this wig over my lovely snakes?" #monsterdon

@TerryHancock Bruno, I think?

#Monsterdon

Holy shit Christopher Lee looks HUGE compared to everyone else

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Yeah, the Prof is Protagonist Number Four. #Monsterdon

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Christopher Lee's trousers have the longest fly front in the known universe, and when he shoves his hands into the pockets like that it just makes it worse.

Are his coat and suit made out of the same brown fabric? That's a lot of brown tweed...

#Monsterdon

Oh they are trying to blame the murders on foreign women. :picardfacepalm: #Monsterdon

Wait, this says Carla is 25 years old and has brown hair. How can we trust any of the rest of it

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon these others, not so lovely

Did #Severance get the "uses long words" diss from this movie? #monsterdon

"five years ago. plus or minus, uh. five years."

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

That lighting on Carla’s face just now made her look quite grey. Kool subtle projection.
#Monsterdon

"have all the women aliens registered here"
well, some of the humans have, but none of them have put Mars on their green cards. #monsterdon

This is the slow part of the movie where I turn to stone #Monsterdon

ALIENS?! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I love some of the posters for this movie. They are just... outlandish and nutty!
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"Don't use long words, they don't suit you" I'm going to have to remember that one #monsterdon

He is looking for women aliens he must be from the History Channel #Monsterdon

Lol we always see Christopher Lee as the cold blooded hero or villain, I like this blowhard mustachio

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Ooh, a bit of rank pulling. #Monsterdon

Snidely Whiplash. #Monsterdon

What an excellent exchange of British insults!

#Monsterdon

Time to hatch a plan... where's my bingo card? #Monsterdon

"i'm in love with her"
"i need a drink"
chris lee once again channelling the feelings of us all.
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon they're doing this scene in one of the big dioramas at rhe museum

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Wait.. who was being autopsied..?
Somebody not "gorgonized", apparently, or he'd be using a chisel...

#Monsterdon The "doctor" is obviously in on it!
#TheGorgon

"Any women?"

No, they shut down the hiring programs so it's all old white guys in this cast. #Monsterdon

"Don't use long words, they don't suit you" is a nice line

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

"Under no circumstances will I permit such a thing!"

plays recorder

#monsterdon

Ohhh, I'll be there in human form...

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Waiting for the two academics to walk past a map of Tibet. #Monsterdon

I like that background painting, very nice

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

@CactuarJoe It would have gone faster if they had two of the Gorgon sisters here #monsterdon

oh Moguera exists. I've seen FInal Wars

#monsterdon

So much face touching in this film.

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

FINALLY someone who's read even a single book on mythology. #monsterdon

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'Medyusa'???

@davesdogmaggie Only at tea time. #monsterdon

At least they got the Perseus part right!

#Monsterdon

"This much we know." uh. sure, doc.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

My brain is extra pretty and not revolting at all.

#Monsterdon

@b Now we get to the science! #monsterdon

I wonder what Moguera is up to

#monsterdon

"Please tell me."

No, we've got at least two more deaths to go through before the big reveal. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964 "Put this brain in the jar labeled 'Abby Normal.'"

There's only one remaining female in the town... who could the Megaera be?!? #monsterdon

@Victorsigmoid I think we could all go for a frosty Jägermeister about now #monsterdon

A salmon blouse? Yeeesh, did she get in a fight with the costume department? #monsterdon

Carla, it's you! You're the problem. It's you!

#Monsterdon

"Where did you go?"

"Out luring another foolish mortal to his doom."

"Lovely, please wash up after I get done with this body."

#Monsterdon

She’s not real, she’s ginger #Monsterdon

Brains!

#monsterdon

Does this people take any time off their work?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon He opened the skull with a scalpel. Impressive.

"Professor Hyde-White!?"

"No, Professor Heights."

"Oh"

#monsterdon

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Carla you do not owe this man explanations!

Most awkward autopsy conversation ever.

#Monsterdon

"Now what we're doin' here Bob is replacing the brain, it's an older model..." #Monsterdon

Does a person turned to stone weigh as much as they did as a person?

#monsterdon

Boy, I hope Carla isn't a monster of some sort. #monsterdon

@dogwelder It's brain surgery, not rocket science - now hand me that ice cream scoop!

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

You know, someone being so ugly anyone who sets eyes on you would be petrified would be an insult someone in Ancient Greece might come up with.

#Monsterdon

Did the movie run out of music budget?

#monsterdon

Is Mr. "Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed" about to Frankenstein the Gorgon back to life

I can't believe this man

#Monsterdon