@CactuarJoe that stylin' is more The Master than The Doctor. #Monsterdon

"Let's put some of these pieces together ... these *statue* pieces."

#Monsterdon

SHUT UP KID I'M HYPOTHESIZING HERE #Monsterdon

Bassoon solo

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ok checking back in and not seeing any more guys turned to rock and being propped up in the sitting room to collect knicknacks and be given festive sunglasses and the like #monsterdon

it's hypnosis i know it!!!

#Monsterdon

This love story is not convincing #monsterdon

Carla's wearing the hell outta that hoodie cloak #monsterdon

Where are these rooms in relation to each other? The layout makes no-- OH WAIT, no I get it, sorry. Just realized. This is the doctor's TARDIS. #Monsterdon

let’s spice things up by having a lunatic run around trying to murder trees #Monsterdon

More face touching #monsterdon

"By the way, Christopher Lee kicked my ass earlier by the cliffs. I'm not even mad. I'm gonna tell my kids about this." #monsterdon

@faoluin Hey man, lit profs know things.

#Monsterdon

@wohali "thrilling filing rifling" is a pretty good set of words

#monsterdon

Have you seen Carla?

Like...REALLY seen her?

#Monsterdon

"i could swear i smelled gaudy moustache oil... no, nothing"

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That dude gives the same vibes as a guard in Skyrim who got shot in the knee and then a moment later shouts "Oh, must have been the wind."

#Monsterdon

CARLA?!

#carla #monsterdon #TheGorgon

if Moguera from the toho movies actually did show up this would be the greatest movie ever

#monsterdon

That guy looks like the guy who played Saruman.

#monsterdon

@moira They're discussing all the men in the movie. #monsterdon

@ramsey I think just now lol

#Monsterdon

How is this literature professor so competent? Aside from the fact that he's Christopher Lee.

#Monsterdon

It’s the hidden Mickey! #Monsterdon

the thrilling filing cabinet rifling!

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
And now there are knives flying?
This is getting complicated!

Christopher Lee is really fucking up anyone who thought they might have billing above him in the film. #monsterdon

Carla enjoys snaking around. #monsterdon

Oooh gas light... feels right #monsterdon

Pull and pry bar FTW! #Monsterdon

Christopher Lee has the brain cell for the entirety of this movie

#Monsterdon

Is he the Lockpicking Lawyer?

#Monsterdon #thegorgon1965

the big la borski

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@kcarr2015 "Oh, no, it's all right. I'm with the Museum. We'll have these artifacts out of your way in no time." #monsterdon

Paul! CONSTANT VIGILANCE, you idiot.

On the plus side, it's good to know they cast at least one Death Eater besides Bella in her cameo.

#monsterdon

Can at least say I can throw a knife better than that. #monsterdon

It only takes 27 seconds of screen time to go from making out to "I may never see you again"

#Monsterdon

plot twist: grumpy attendant is the real murderer, found some chemicals in the doc's lab to make the victims look gorgonized
#monsterdon

"Oh Paul, I will tell you nothing useful, but if you love me you will figure it out," is the gist of romantic communication in most movies until 2011 or so.

#Monsterdon

Movie, we have 20 minutes left.

Show us the damn snek lady!

#monsterdon

I would like a big brown coat that's just a dozen layers of thick wool.

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Not going to lie, that brain on the wall looks kinda like someone squatting to take a shit.

#Monsterdon

Time for a bit of the old B & E

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon1964

Lee just casually folds himself through the window. Like being burglarized by a sentient folding chair. #Monsterdon

Not one person seems especially concerned about this gorgon. #monsterdon

@blogdiva Leipzig doesn't have any mythical monsters, the market is wide open

#monsterdon

@RobotDiver There's only one woman in the movie! Bechdel never had a chance.

#Monsterdon

MORE OBOE! FOR DRAMA! #monsterdon

Why ask Dr. Nemerov - why not just ask Ratoff why he's homicidal?!? #monsterdon

Big Face missed!

#monsterdon

He Hates This Tree! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

When did the romance between Paul and Carla begin?

I'm still very confused about this, just as I am confused about what happened to Bruno.

#Monsterdon

I will also come away with you and not feel chained.

#Monsterdon

what the hell
WHO IS THIS ATTENDANT

#monsterdon

if magerrah's snakes talk to each other is that a bechdel pass?

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

oh i think you'll lay eyes on him again at least once, ma'am. #monsterdon

At this point there's kind of no way she's not the gorgon. Right? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Twenty minutes left in the film! I'm hoping there are plot developments!

#Monsterdon #TheGorgon

#monsterdon don't touch my hair... there's snakes in there.

Is she on her way to grandmothers house? #Monsterdon

She’s let her hair down! #Monsterdon

professor meister's keister wants to find mah gerrah whatever the hell that is

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Wait, is Prof. Nietzsche claiming that these murders are the result of Democrats' being in charge? Friedrich would have liked the autocratic nature of the Trumpists, but would have been revulsed by their vulgarity.

#monsterdon

Professor is MCA, isn’t he. That’s Nathaniel Hornblower.
#Monsterdon

Yes, let's kiss on the haunted castle of medusa...
#monsterdon

If love is blind, does that mean him seeing her isn't a thing, and so he won't be turned to stone?

#Monsterdon

Heck yeah, snake lady GF

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Exhuming a grave in a police state is pretty ballsy, but Paul is English - they know no limits. 😵‍💫
#TheGorgon

Yeah... I'm getting Ghost Voldemort energy here. We need a Fawkes and the sword of Gryffindor.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon wtf why does she have a throne in that ruined castle... wait, do you guys think maybe she's the Gorgon????

Come on, you two, we all know you're running off to play a little grab-asp. #Monsterdon

who woulda imagined this guy rated a castle

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

"No one dares come near the castle Borsky" No one except freaking everyone in this film. #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Her hair deflated

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I do enjoy a fine, "good day" [= "go fuck yourself"]

#monsterdon

This is the Castle BORE-ski time to gorgonize someone again #Monsterdon

please go on a gorgon rampage

please go on a gorgon rampage

#Monsterdon

Did this guy learned anything from his father letter?
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Wait, so she's a were-medusa? #Monsterdon

"You taste like asp." #monsterdon

Sure, it’s not going to end well. But way to speak up, Carla! #Monsterdon

@nhgeek How convenient that one's hands in the pockets can pull it perfectly taut. #monsterdon

Did her hood just remove itself? #monsterdon

every time they say carla i think of carla from dumbing of age

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Tough talk coming from a human who's got no rights yet.

#Monsterdon
#TheGorgon

Hey Paul (classic Hammer protag)

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"Well?"

"Namaroff refuses to see us, and blasted if I didn't quite catch what Carla said there at the end. Oh, well."

#Monsterdon

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Wait, wait, wait.... Prof. Meister.

Are we SURE this isn't Doctor Who..?

@neia Only plain girls have personality, everybody learns that as a teenager #monsterdon

Bring your snowboard at Borski! #monsterdon

Kill Snapes, McGonnagal!

#monsterdon

I am not a number, I am a

#monsterdon #TheGorgon

Christopher Lee channeling Elon Musk on democracy.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Christopher Lee looks like he's cosplaying a 17th century Stan Lee

Do I have to account to you for everything I do?

Bam!!

#Monsterdon

@nhgeek There's a reason they call him "Mister Height" #monsterdon

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The tailoring for Peter Cushing is just miles better than the tailoring for Christopher Lee I wonder who was nicer to the costume crew...

Each time I hear “Namaroff” I feel like we’re watching an espionage movie. #Monsterdon