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I don't understand.

@TerryHancock @Taweret No thanks to me, I voted for a different title #monsterdon

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The full moon...

She's a WERE-gorgon..?!

AGAIN!? :moon_photo:

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“Just a moment, I’m coming to that!” [said irritated prof] #Monsterdon

Wait. So the gorgon is a werewolf?

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She's a weregorgon! The proper word is "weregorgonized".

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6 giant crucifixes #monsterdon

Pitching Gorgon Wild tomorrow morning.

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I was really looking forward to seeing a #Gorgon statue garden 🫤

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...she's a weregorgon!?

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@Taweret there's still time

could also be vampires

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#Monsterdon she can't be the Gorgon, she's beatiful!

@Zerofactorial @Taweret
This one is a lot better.

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Her tits look too good to be evil! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I read that in the same tone as a new yorker saying "I'm walkin over here" #monsterdon

Jimmy crack cabinet, and I don't care.

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I have seen neither smoking jackets nor horsies pulling buggies in this movie and we only have 16 minutes left

@CactuarJoe The castle has gone through an elaborate process of Borskinization #monsterdon

"i'm coming to that!" dude, i am CHRISTOPHER LEE, let me Monologue. #monsterdon

@wohali We shall locate Megaera through her tax filings! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe that stylin' is more The Master than The Doctor. #Monsterdon

"Let's put some of these pieces together ... these *statue* pieces."

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SHUT UP KID I'M HYPOTHESIZING HERE #Monsterdon

If i was a gorgon, I would make little squirrel statues as a side hustle.

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Bassoon solo

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ok checking back in and not seeing any more guys turned to rock and being propped up in the sitting room to collect knicknacks and be given festive sunglasses and the like #monsterdon

it's hypnosis i know it!!!

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This love story is not convincing #monsterdon

Carla's wearing the hell outta that hoodie cloak #monsterdon

Don't be suspicious #Monsterdon

Where are these rooms in relation to each other? The layout makes no-- OH WAIT, no I get it, sorry. Just realized. This is the doctor's TARDIS. #Monsterdon

let’s spice things up by having a lunatic run around trying to murder trees #Monsterdon

More face touching #monsterdon

"By the way, Christopher Lee kicked my ass earlier by the cliffs. I'm not even mad. I'm gonna tell my kids about this." #monsterdon

@faoluin Hey man, lit profs know things.

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@wohali "thrilling filing rifling" is a pretty good set of words

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Have you seen Carla?

Like...REALLY seen her?

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"i could swear i smelled gaudy moustache oil... no, nothing"

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That dude gives the same vibes as a guard in Skyrim who got shot in the knee and then a moment later shouts "Oh, must have been the wind."

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CARLA?!

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if Moguera from the toho movies actually did show up this would be the greatest movie ever

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That guy looks like the guy who played Saruman.

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@moira They're discussing all the men in the movie. #monsterdon

All kinds of people are popping up in this glade.

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"Oh Paul, hold me and let's reminisce about all our times together. Wait a minute we've only had about two minutes together in the whole movie. How is it that we're in love exactly?"

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@ramsey I think just now lol

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How is this literature professor so competent? Aside from the fact that he's Christopher Lee.

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It’s the hidden Mickey! #Monsterdon

the thrilling filing cabinet rifling!

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And now there are knives flying?
This is getting complicated!

Christopher Lee is really fucking up anyone who thought they might have billing above him in the film. #monsterdon

Carla enjoys snaking around. #monsterdon

Oooh gas light... feels right #monsterdon

Pull and pry bar FTW! #Monsterdon

Christopher Lee has the brain cell for the entirety of this movie

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I have lost track of why all these men are skulking around and hiding from each other....

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Is he the Lockpicking Lawyer?

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the big la borski

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@kcarr2015 "Oh, no, it's all right. I'm with the Museum. We'll have these artifacts out of your way in no time." #monsterdon

Paul! CONSTANT VIGILANCE, you idiot.

On the plus side, it's good to know they cast at least one Death Eater besides Bella in her cameo.

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Can at least say I can throw a knife better than that. #monsterdon

It only takes 27 seconds of screen time to go from making out to "I may never see you again"

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plot twist: grumpy attendant is the real murderer, found some chemicals in the doc's lab to make the victims look gorgonized
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"Oh Paul, I will tell you nothing useful, but if you love me you will figure it out," is the gist of romantic communication in most movies until 2011 or so.

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Movie, we have 20 minutes left.

Show us the damn snek lady!

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I would like a big brown coat that's just a dozen layers of thick wool.

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Not going to lie, that brain on the wall looks kinda like someone squatting to take a shit.

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Time for a bit of the old B & E

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Lee just casually folds himself through the window. Like being burglarized by a sentient folding chair. #Monsterdon

Not one person seems especially concerned about this gorgon. #monsterdon

@blogdiva Leipzig doesn't have any mythical monsters, the market is wide open

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@RobotDiver There's only one woman in the movie! Bechdel never had a chance.

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MORE OBOE! FOR DRAMA! #monsterdon

Why ask Dr. Nemerov - why not just ask Ratoff why he's homicidal?!? #monsterdon

Big Face missed!

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He Hates This Tree! #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

When did the romance between Paul and Carla begin?

I'm still very confused about this, just as I am confused about what happened to Bruno.

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I will also come away with you and not feel chained.

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what the hell
WHO IS THIS ATTENDANT

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if magerrah's snakes talk to each other is that a bechdel pass?

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oh i think you'll lay eyes on him again at least once, ma'am. #monsterdon

At this point there's kind of no way she's not the gorgon. Right? #Monsterdon #TheGorgon

Twenty minutes left in the film! I'm hoping there are plot developments!

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#monsterdon don't touch my hair... there's snakes in there.

Is she on her way to grandmothers house? #Monsterdon

@whknott @Lazarou And the cops have spiky hats #monsterdon

professor meister's keister wants to find mah gerrah whatever the hell that is

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She’s let her hair down! #Monsterdon

Wait, is Prof. Nietzsche claiming that these murders are the result of Democrats' being in charge? Friedrich would have liked the autocratic nature of the Trumpists, but would have been revulsed by their vulgarity.

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Professor is MCA, isn’t he. That’s Nathaniel Hornblower.
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Yes, let's kiss on the haunted castle of medusa...
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If love is blind, does that mean him seeing her isn't a thing, and so he won't be turned to stone?

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Heck yeah, snake lady GF

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#Monsterdon Exhuming a grave in a police state is pretty ballsy, but Paul is English - they know no limits. 😵‍💫
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Yeah... I'm getting Ghost Voldemort energy here. We need a Fawkes and the sword of Gryffindor.

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#Monsterdon wtf why does she have a throne in that ruined castle... wait, do you guys think maybe she's the Gorgon????

Come on, you two, we all know you're running off to play a little grab-asp. #Monsterdon