That's just after I hear some very rude sounds!

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#monsterdon Director pokes Alan Hale Jr. with a stick "C'mon, do the thing"

"Like in the first scene?"

"The thing, c'mon, do it"

/sighs "Well Hello Little Buddy!"

CAR CHICKEN

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Tonight on #Monsterdon we welcome the Spider Overlords!

Follow the hashtag to keep up on latest about the invasion or filter if you are an arachnophobe I won't judge!

#Monsterdon I am watching you

Cameraman is messing around with the zoom in the first 120 seconds of the movie. It's a 70s joint, alright.

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So many bad haircuts already. #Monsterdon

Thing from Planet Bernzomatic.

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Let the chicken drive! #monsterdon

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WTH? Sheriff needs to check his shirt buttons

Suddenly the focus is gone, 10/10 cinematography #monsterdon

Except for the SS Minow.

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Young man, I knew Gilligan; I worked with Gilligan. And you, sir, are no Gilligan.

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lol, that was it as far as 'black holes' , wasn't it?

Now we cut to this old sheriff dude and his twink

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"Hi, little buddy!" he says like I do when I'm talking to a kitten.

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WELP.

Guess if you're typecast, might as well lean into it.

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It's important to establish the local hick politics early in a film. #Monsterdon

There's a new sheriff on the island #monsterdon

almost thought little buddy was Kurt Russell for a sec

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And immediately a "little buddy". Lol

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that was an experience

trippy space soundtrack to sheriff's office, makes all the sense

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I guess they had to get the "Little Buddy" joke out of the way as soon as possible.

Looks like we're starting with cool music and a picture of M 33?

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OMG - is that the skipper?

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oh the 70s hair is STRONG

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WHERE'S THE LITTLE BODY LITTLE BUDDY

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"Hi little buddy!" #monsterdon

hi. little. buddy.
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Oh, PLEASE can I have a pink and blue polyester button-up with wild horses running across it??

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Excellent title musics! Lots of beeps and echo!

Props to the OG-Dr.-Who-Esque opening title music

If you're going to set up a black hole in rural WI, that's the way to go

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Space existed until 2025, when looking up in the sky at night and wondering was outlawed...

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LITTLE BUDDY D:< #Monsterdon

HI LITTLE BUDDY

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Tonight's #Monsterdon has some Big Made-for-TV Energy

"Hi little buddy" here we go

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And we’re off. I’m engaging in #monsterdon, “The Giant Spider Invasion”, and, happily, I have a DVD version.

Feel free to mute me (or the hashtag) for the next couple hours.

Interesting, Skipper from Gilligan's Island is in this.

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I always love it when a movie has a special guest star. #Monsterdon

spaaaaaaaace sperrrrrrrrrrm

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Great soundtrack already!

That's no sheriff, that's a skipper!

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Top notch music

Shame on you, Bill Rebane. #Monsterdon

alright biiiiiing whomp whomp you've had your time scoot over and let the movie start #monsterdon

It's a giant spider invasion of savings at Menard's!

Okay that's the last MST3K joke I'll pull out.

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movie starts with some funny little noises

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Special guest star Leslie Parrish! Famous for... The Giant Spider Invasion.... #monsterdon

The synths are to let you know the spiders are from giant space #Monsterdon

"little buddy" eh, WINK WINK

also nice chest skip

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@blue@bigshoulders.city someone i follow on letterboxd described the script as "absolute drivel" so i think you will be fine

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@srol a damn fine question

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Yep this is a 70s movie alright. We are going to be spending atleast a quarter of the run time looking at the walls of the sheriff's office. So many walls and phones and long shots of driving ugly cars ahead of us.
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BEW BEWWWWWWWW

DUN DUN
DUN

BEW BEW BEW BEW

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Some semi-original music

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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral Arm of the galaxy... #Monsterdon

If the galaxy appears blue, you and it are closing distance.

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The Skipper from Gilligan's Island is the sheriff in this movie.

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That bass is just begging to be sampled #monsterdon

excited to get invaded by some giant spiders! #Monsterdon

whomp

who WHOMP

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Spider time! #monsterdon

How does a movie have a special guest star? #monsterdon

Oh boy - these titles scream big budget! (not)

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this music is giving Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. #monsterdon

Time to go to Menards. I hear there's a spider invasion of savings there.

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Loving the synth right out of the gate

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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

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In a galaxy far far away ...

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Spider invasion time! #Monsterdon

Hour twenty feels like a respectable #monsterdon runtime. Not too long, but plenty of meat on the bone. Ask me if I still feel that way in an hour.

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 it begins!

LET'S GO! 🥳 #TeamSpider #monsterdon

This better not be tightly-scripted, I'm multi-tasking with making apple butter in the crockpot #monsterdon

This Moog synthesizer wants you to know that Alan Hale is not the Skipper tonight.

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WE GOT MOVIE SIGN

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ᄽºὁȍ ‿ őὀºᄿ WE GOT LOW BITRATE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN ᄽºὁȍ ‿ őὀºᄿ

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#MonsterdonAlert

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GO GO GO!!