The green screen of the collision was goofy, but the reverse shot including some red light shined on the actors was a very nice touch!

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I don't want to be untoward, but this looks like someone extracted the non-sex scenes from an 'adult' movie made that same year.

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Even the Elvis impersonator they got to sing that background music wasn't buying his bullshit story

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With a light show like that it could be space plants. #monsterdon

Hi Della. #Monsterdon

Yes! Aliens, PLEASE take over this town.
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Oh I typed too soon. It brought a laser light show to town.
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5 Minutes in. No spiders yet and my skin is crawling so much I feel like I need a shower. It's such s grimy film. #monsterdon #GiantSpiderInvation

The last time I pulled something out of the smoking pit it was brisket.

In retrospect, I prefer my sermon.

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quick shine a laser at it

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The giant spiders are going to find the gene pool mighty shallow here #monsterdon

"Sometimes the only time I know you're still alive is when you flush the toilet" all-time great hateful dialogue

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@hollie You can't be a preacher without sweating profusely

It's part of the cult leader certification test

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I'm guesses this guy has chronic skid marks in his shorts. #monsterdon

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So this whole town is populated by horny women with low standards. Seems like there’d be more people living there

So many unrelated stuff going on #monsterdon

I hope the black hole hits that preacher....

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it's like he was wearin' an eggar suit

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The Sheriff, The Skipper, same difference amirite

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I see why big sis just sits on the porch and drinks.....this town! #monsterdon

"Look at that!"

AH yes, the gas burner is on close approach!

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So ... the spiders were imprisoned on Krypton in one of those flat space prison things?

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Giant spider: Hello sir, my name is Argro the Giant Spider and I was wondering if you have heard the good news about our savor Jesus Christ?
Me: Noooooooo!!

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Backbrace for Dan: a back-story

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And out of the locusts came small chickens, and out of the chickens came pot pies, and out of THOSE came the new Ford four-door station wagon! #Monsterdon

Oh neat the locusts got electricity. That's nice of the city. #monsterdon

okay wait is the pigtail blonde different from Dan's wife. she's someone else right?

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 tonight's wine pairing is the Star Trek Wines Advent Calendar entry for the day: a California Grenache for Captain James T. Kirk

#monsterdon fire AND brimstone you say? Sounds like a bargain

#monsterdon Alton Brown seems angrier than normal

and onto them

were given

pauer

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Sometimes a scene comes in the movie where I feel like I should be making a joke about it but words just utterly fail me. "You forgot your back brace" was one of those scenes. #monsterdon

Okay does it seem suspicious to anyone else that the guy warning about fire and brimstone is himself sweating profusely?

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The 70s… when it was near impossible to distinguish porn from B movies. #Monsterdon

Oh of course the back braces! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Back Brace?!

Oooooh!!! So, that's the kind of revival he meant!

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AAAAAAAUGH #Monsterdon

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Woah!

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Meanwhile, the Skipper/Sheriff needs to button up his shirt.

"very appreciative" is code for DTF but I think if she went through all the booze she had in the house already she has a bit of a problem #monsterdon

That is a lot of intermittent cutting back to zooming in on the planet

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Plex failure! Watching on Tubi, hope I don't get too far behind

Did you know the guy who plays Kester helped write the screenplay AND was a famous Hollywood vocal coach?!

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@Newpa_Hasai If so they came to the right place

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I like how she's just got her tongue in his ear while he's driving, you know, as you do

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#monsterdon I AM SCREAMING

That comet keeps moving but sure isn't getting any closer to the plot.
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It's true, sticking your tongue in your date's ear while he's driving was a common show of affection in 1977, I've heard all about this

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"I'm sorry. You say there's a cruise special on a 3 hour tour?"

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Spider's must be members of the 700 Club.

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Disturbing the peace does not apply to preaching.

Damn. #Monsterdon

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The patchwork jeans! And those patch pockets with the red piping!

He's credited as Alan Hale. He's really Alan Hale Jr and is a dead ringer for his Alan Hale Sr. He starred in The Adventures of Robin Hood and The Sea Hawk with Errol Flynn. #Monsterdon

I hope Reverend Gary Busey is the first to get eaten #monsterdon

Ah, the 70s, when grifting preachers didn't have beauticians on staff

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this is the most desperate booty call i've heard in a while. #monsterdon

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Fire and brimstone? In this economy?

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The sheriff is a subscriber #monsterdon

"Sorry, ma'am, I'm a strict follower of the DeCaprio rule, and you're a good 27 years old."

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At this point giant spiders would be an improvement to the town #Monsterdon

#monsterdon bible basement?

i am detecting a desync of like 3 minutes with some of y'all lol this bodes well. are there multiple cuts out there? #monsterdon

ok creepy lady stop hitting on your daughter's date

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i know her, she was on Hogans Heroes #Monsterdon

Apparently the space meteor/black hole/pocket dimension/death ray makes funky space noises

That checks out

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And, well, the DVD starts with an intro from a “bad movie tv show” host, guessing it’s from the early 90s, based on the quality. It transitions to the host washing his sidekick in a car wash. It is not good.

Anyway, I might be a couple minutes behind everyone else. #monsterdon

And he's reading a flying saucers n
Book. Lol

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He's reading UFOS WANT YOU

They can have him. #Monsterdon

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TMI, lady

"If you were 5 years older I'd jump you"

She's direct. I like that. #Monsterdon

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That lady seems nice

"Flying Saucers Want You!"

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WTF GROOMER #monsterdon #thegiantspiderinvasion

Oh maybe a bug fell into her wine. #monsterdon

I'm impressed at the angle they got of this ... black hole I guess ... approaching the Earth

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We got plenty of warnings about spiders, but there were no warnings about cougars

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cheers to you, mrs robinson

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His neck is tree-trunk-like. #monsterdon

WHAT!?

I"M SORRY.

I CAN"T..

YOUR SHIRT.

I CAN"T HEAR THE MOVIE OVER YOUR SHIRT, SIR.

#monsterdon

His and hers bell bottoms!

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#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 the blonde girl's hair is cuter than the guy's hair

Terry's mom has got it going on.

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The brief vision of space to tell us that there will eventually be space stuff, like A Song of Ice and Fire having frost wights in the prologue and not again for another 3-4 books. Using literary tropes like this is —

whoops, the Weird Space Ray is going to be relevant almost immediately. Forget I said anything.

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Underage drinking woohoo #monsterdon

I've already got what I tuned in for tonight #monsterdon

He said "I'm going to a revival" in much the same way someone might say derisively "I'm going to the bar."

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Where have I seen that sheriff's hair before?

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#monsterdon little buddy DAVEY

Ev is awesome. #Monsterdon

"What'd you say to a little drink?" "Fuck off, little drink."

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she sounds like someone who's pretending to be drunk

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the joy? i'm feeling right now??? optimistic. love to see that in a preacher. #monsterdon

That man does NOT flush a toilet. Sorry ma'am, your comment does not pass the believeability test. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheGiantSpiderInvasion1975 god does not like the revival

#monsterdon I am late, popcorn was popping

Is that one of those drones that has everyone freaking out? #Monsterdon

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Love the space to sheriff's office transition!