Oh Simon Fraser--that means I have actually probably been on that same BC ferry but I didn't see any giant animals except geoducks.

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@patioboater didn't you know that you can just hook up any electricity to anything and it's fine #monsterdon

@nev
He was the Chief in Hill St Blues!
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@floatybirb Welp, 100% they didn't copy each other! nobody's dumb enoigh to think "I'll rip that off! That rihht there!... gold!" #Monsterdon

@strangefour Evergreen #monsterdon post

This movie would actually have been better if it had a tiresome, obvious, didactic message all the way through instead of just at the end.

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@otheorange_tag actually now that you mention it is is really strange that we've seen two #monsterdon movies where the monster is some while food that comes out of the ground.

@flowerpot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_of_the_Gods_II

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an unrealized allegory for an unseen future (pfas and the like)

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Giant Canadians

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Speaking of babies

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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lol, also making children look sinister....because they are!

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#monsterdon Killer explosive tampons! FTW!

Movie keeps going?!

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"I hate to think of what would happen if even a trace of that stuff was left."

Because you did such a great job of destroying it by just smashing a few bottles on the ground and not even looking at the original well or anything. That was definitely some fine job you did of making sure it couldn't possibly get out.

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I hope a red puppy drinks that water...

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@Configures @jonny That was why they were there at first, but I missed why they decided to come back. #monsterdon

Sassy no longer horny.

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After all our minion rats die, the albino boss rat, who someone else here called Elric of Mousiboune appears for a boss battle with the main bro, who has run out of shotgun shells. Main bro wins by using his shotgun stock as a club, and we get more rats doused in fake blood.

The next day, the water is gone and we are stacking up all the rat corpses in a pile, then dousing them with the remaining jar of rock cum, and then burning them.

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#monsterdon No more shabby Shelly Winters and her giant hats…

Yes, these wet giant carcasses will easily burn. #monsterdon

cool giant rat puppets though

not cool enough to forgive physically torturing and killing rats for the production

but cool puppets

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This is isomorphic to a lot of zombie movies: hungry antagonists, protagonists who bicker and screw each other up a lot. Boarded windows, improvised bombs….

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you know who likes giant food? babies

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Why are they piling up the giant mi- rat bodies right at the house?

Oh WOW that's going to smell...

Good luck selling that house. Ever.

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One of them survives and what would normally take evolution millions of years, it's offspring can swim. Then you're fucked. #monsterdon

It IS the final boss!!!

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yeah yeah rat leader whatever

feed the baby the giant food

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I feel bad for the rats doing their own damn stunts

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It’s a boy!

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That special effect blew the budget
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Firebomb the wooden cabin. Good idea.
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_Gort shoves two incompetently crafted pipe bombs into a nearby dam and lights their fuses_

Hey fun story, do you know why controlled demolitions need extremely carefully timed det cord runs in order to be effective? Oh well ho hum never mind, I'm sure it's not that important

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@JoeWynne That's right! there were the giant maggots. I wonder why not any other giant bugs though. #monsterdon

We're gonna get all the way to the end of this movie and it's never gonna make up its mind what animals these rats are actually supposed to sound like

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@moira Rosemary's Rat
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now feed the baby the giant food

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That 15 foot section of wood planks was holding back the whole river? #monsterdon

While the remaining girls are panicking and giving birth, rats are eating through the ceiling, so bundle girl fortifies themselves in one room.

Meanwhile main bro is driving the jeep with Not Harrison Ford and I guess they're demolishing a dam to drown the giant rats or something.

I hope that doesn't make the rock cum pollute the water and create giant killer fish.

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@CactuarJoe uh, is that really water...?

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be hilarious if she gives birth to a giant rat

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I HATE birth scenes in movies, I feel it's such cheap drama

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lol, loving the gushing water special effect

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Oh, a wooden dam.

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Okay we can composite giant animals but water is just too hard

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Oh no a giant rat broke through the window and ate Hat Gal. RIP Hat Gal, we will miss your weird pious streams of consciousness.

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Plot twist: she gives birth to a giant rat!
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After the girls get horny because they're in danger, the main bro decides to be a man of action and throw molotov cocktails at the rats then drive off to um... get something... help I think... while the girls hide inside.

The rats crawl over their cabin then decide to eat it. A cunning stratagem.

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You COULD close the door
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She got a good death scene out of this terrible terrible movie, I’ll give Mrs Skinner that. #monsterdon

Never make a cabin out of Gouda.

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@gnomon a hundred trillion paramecia the size of lima beans, soccer-ball size volvox rolling around...

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the giant rat puppets are fun. the looping footage of rats running by is less fun

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Is this better or worse than the movie were a shit ton of spider's webbed William Shatner into a cabin?
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@saucerlost

You won't. You'll die in a rat neck!

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IN!

APROPRIATE!

HORNINESS!

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The immediate danger makes me horny trope #monsterdon

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Dialogue.. do you have to think about it?

"I want you to make love to me."

WHAT IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE

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"I know you're giving birth and everything but I'm just coming to terms with the death of my husband, so..."

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Heeeereessss RATTY!
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Last shot of the movie is going to be the baby eating that FOTG stuff, isn't it?

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Hey, you know what naturally parasitize field mice? Ticks. Just throwing that out there.

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Flames and water are always the bane of miniature effects.

I'm learning so much about improvised explosives....

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lol, I love how water doesn't scale well in special effects..

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And Jack's satisfying screams gets me a satisfying BINGO! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"Looks like the white one's their leader."

🙄

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DESTROY CAPITALISM! (and it's jars of super-cum)

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great, now all the earthworms are gonna get supersized.

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Sound designer: What should the rats sound like?

Director: I dunno. Dogcougars.

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Ratt had some half-decent tunes....

TWO MEN LEAVE ONE MAN ENTERS

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Dude getting tomato ketchup smeared up his nose by papier mache rat masks and he's not even making scale. #Monsterdon

Thank god those sparks were apparently optically composited (presumably, since the rats didn't react). #monsterdon

So did the rats lay an ambush? #Monsterdon

Genius rats deserve the win

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Let the Rat One In.

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Ok, some lion noises are getting mixed in now.

Why do the rats make lion and jaguar noises???

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Animals were hurt
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From the profile this guy reminds me of John Ritter. #monsterdon

i know it's not her, but i Lorna keeps reminding me of Shirley from Laverne and Shirley. this movie would be improved by Laverne and Lenny and Squiggy showing up too

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Is this Clifford's origin story?

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Give him the Nobel Peace Prize
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Big things can’t swim!

Everyone knows that.

That’s why whales are so small

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SPECULATION: THE MOVIE

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The white mouse doesn't know what to think #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

@msh Especially after a whole conversation about how important a closed in car was.

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#monsterdon Wow, look how distracted all the rats are. If we'd all piled into Evil McBusinessman's car we could have blasted right past them. Oh well.

Those rats look like they're having so much fun with that miniature RV!

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Don't worry, we can hide in the Jeep

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@Louisa i hope it's a human spy in a giant rat costume #monsterdon

#Monsterdon LENS FLARE in the RAT HOLE

that's a great album name

Back at the RV, pregnant girl and her husbando, Not-Harrison Ford, see a big rat on top of their car and get scared, so they run outside, where there are more rats, including the cool albino one. They run away into the woods and the rats jump on their car house.

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Is the albino rat the leader or a possible ally?

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Because our stick technology was inadequate, main bro fell into the hole and this becomes a dungeon episode, where main bro and bundle girl have to wander out while repelling the giant rats with a shotgun.

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This might be the cutest antagonist ever in #monsterdon

Why did they leave the winnebago again?
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awww, look at the rats playing with the toy camper van!

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Hope this film ends with giant, kaiju baby

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