Is this better or worse than the movie were a shit ton of spider's webbed William Shatner into a cabin?
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
The immediate danger makes me horny trope #monsterdon
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Dialogue.. do you have to think about it?
"I know you're giving birth and everything but I'm just coming to terms with the death of my husband, so..."
Heeeereessss RATTY!
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Last shot of the movie is going to be the baby eating that FOTG stuff, isn't it?
Hey, you know what naturally parasitize field mice? Ticks. Just throwing that out there.
Flames and water are always the bane of miniature effects.
I'm learning so much about improvised explosives....
"...I am Elric of MouseibonΓ©!"
lol, I love how water doesn't scale well in special effects..
And Jack's satisfying screams gets me a satisfying BINGO! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo
DESTROY CAPITALISM! (and it's jars of super-cum)
great, now all the earthworms are gonna get supersized.
Ratt had some half-decent tunes....
TWO MEN LEAVE ONE MAN ENTERS
Dude getting tomato ketchup smeared up his nose by papier mache rat masks and he's not even making scale. #Monsterdon
Thank god those sparks were apparently optically composited (presumably, since the rats didn't react). #monsterdon
So did the rats lay an ambush? #Monsterdon
Genius rats deserve the win
Let the Rat One In.
Ok, some lion noises are getting mixed in now.
Why do the rats make lion and jaguar noises???
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Animals were hurt
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BORED 911 OPERATOR: "911, what's your emergency?"
TERRIFIED AMERICAN TOURIST: "A m-mooseβa giant mooseβin the woodsβ"
911 OPERATOR: [popping gum] "Yeah they're normally that big."
TOURIST: "No, these are bigger! They took out a full size pickup truck!"
911 OPERATOR: "Yeah that's normal." *click*
911 OPERATOR starts scrolling through TikTok as a 5-storey-tall moose looms on the horizon.
From the profile this guy reminds me of John Ritter. #monsterdon
bet he's gonna write that down and hang it on his fridge like he's proud of it
"#1 Whore"
i know it's not her, but i Lorna keeps reminding me of Shirley from Laverne and Shirley. this movie would be improved by Laverne and Lenny and Squiggy showing up too
Is this Clifford's origin story?
Give him the Nobel Peace Prize
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SPECULATION: THE MOVIE
The white mouse doesn't know what to think #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
@msh Especially after a whole conversation about how important a closed in car was.
Those rats look like they're having so much fun with that miniature RV!
#monsterdon Wow, look how distracted all the rats are. If we'd all piled into Evil McBusinessman's car we could have blasted right past them. Oh well.
Don't worry, we can hide in the Jeep
@Louisa i hope it's a human spy in a giant rat costume #monsterdon
#Monsterdon LENS FLARE in the RAT HOLE
that's a great album name
Marjoe is in charge here lads, he will assert dominance if he needs to
Back at the RV, pregnant girl and her husbando, Not-Harrison Ford, see a big rat on top of their car and get scared, so they run outside, where there are more rats, including the cool albino one. They run away into the woods and the rats jump on their car house.
Is the albino rat the leader or a possible ally?
Because our stick technology was inadequate, main bro fell into the hole and this becomes a dungeon episode, where main bro and bundle girl have to wander out while repelling the giant rats with a shotgun.
This might be the cutest antagonist ever in #monsterdon
Why did they leave the winnebago again?
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awww, look at the rats playing with the toy camper van!
Hope this film ends with giant, kaiju baby
I'd have been really really disappointed if I'd gotten into the trunk to get into the drive in and see this smh lol
lol, is the albino rat the 'brain rat?'
Where the hell are we in the story arc? We're already facing the big bad? Is there no third act? Why am I trying to apply classical theory to a shitty 70's movie? #monsterdon
While we were detonating the wasp nest, some giant wasps dug a hole and put the bundled girl in it (this all happened off screen to confuse people).
So when the bros come back they have to lower a rope down a hole, secured via stick to lift her out.
Meanwhile, Hat Gal rather decides that all this weird shit is her fault, because her and her husband "sinned against nature", which not-Jack-Nicholson thinks is dumb.
Then our rope stick breaks and main bro falls in the hole.
N-noβ¦no rats were harmed in the making of this movie, right? Right?
"Are you sure they were rats?"
Yes, the budget won't cover any additional creatures.
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I'm not an entomologist but I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon
Ok, now the "rats" are making jaguar sounds?
"Is there anything you didn't feed the food to, Mrs. Skinner?"
She ran all the way through the woods?
Man I wouldn't be stopping to watch, I'd be fucking running as fast as I can away from that goddamn giant wasp nest
I'd keep on running instead of sticking around
Chekhovβs Molotov cocktail
and i am 100% NOT putting my hand up there, you are out of your fucking mind.
#monsterdon This feels needlessly complicated.
Just splash a little gas on it and throw a match at it. It's made of paper, after all.
It's a well known fact that active wasps can't tell if you insert something inside their nest. They have no clue.
The rates are cute and I'm laughing at the sfx overlay π π
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
This is all very exciting and all but no it isn't
Mr Skinner ain't coming back lady... π
I cannot get over how cute the rat close-ups are. Threat level: zero
Rats <3
The Marjoe Gortner Method of Attracting Women, being politely rude until they go away
A Kolchak-esque Marjoe Gortner tv show where he faces a new monster every week. #monsterdon
This actor and that sheepskin coat were born for each other
She wants his balls
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Do wasps explode in a cloud of black smoke usually?
Don't fight the wasp. Use your brain. Use drugs (neurotoxins).
Maybe if we let the wasps take over the government they'll calm down
Why're the footballers back out here?
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Difficult not to think the giant flies are just in the character's minds.....
"Ain't no mosquitos gonna bite my brand new Caddy!"
Swatting a shovel around at a bunch of wasps doesnβt seem like a very smart thing to do, even for normal-sized wasps.
@jsadow ginat bear jizz, who has a rocket launcher big enough for a giant horny bear?
During Fat Bear Week too!
Hey! Those rats were adorable, not ugly! Fuck you, lady!
Director to writer: needs more ferry #monsterdon
OH GOD no don't give the Stuff to the preggerse girl :not_like_okuu:
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Baskin Robins new Food of the Gods. Peanut butter ice cream with chunks of chic-o-stick and gummy worms. #monsterdon
The gravy only makes kids grow? Are we about to have a giant baby? #monsterdon
@Lazarou I thought maybe just a giant animal splooged on a rock.
What will we embiggen next
#monsterdon If it's not oil, it must be chicken feed.
What else could it be?
So The Stuff crossed with The Colour Out of Space. Only the Colour is "milky"
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"Beige gold ... Island tea! πΆ πΆ
the first thing you know old Jackβs a millionaire..."πΆ πΆ
