I'd have been really really disappointed if I'd gotten into the trunk to get into the drive in and see this smh lol
lol, is the albino rat the 'brain rat?'
Where the hell are we in the story arc? We're already facing the big bad? Is there no third act? Why am I trying to apply classical theory to a shitty 70's movie? #monsterdon
While we were detonating the wasp nest, some giant wasps dug a hole and put the bundled girl in it (this all happened off screen to confuse people).
So when the bros come back they have to lower a rope down a hole, secured via stick to lift her out.
Meanwhile, Hat Gal rather decides that all this weird shit is her fault, because her and her husband "sinned against nature", which not-Jack-Nicholson thinks is dumb.
Then our rope stick breaks and main bro falls in the hole.
N-noβ¦no rats were harmed in the making of this movie, right? Right?
I'm not an entomologist but I don't think that's how that works. #monsterdon
Ok, now the "rats" are making jaguar sounds?
"Is there anything you didn't feed the food to, Mrs. Skinner?"
She ran all the way through the woods?
Man I wouldn't be stopping to watch, I'd be fucking running as fast as I can away from that goddamn giant wasp nest
I'd keep on running instead of sticking around
Chekhovβs Molotov cocktail
and i am 100% NOT putting my hand up there, you are out of your fucking mind.
It's a well known fact that active wasps can't tell if you insert something inside their nest. They have no clue.
The rates are cute and I'm laughing at the sfx overlay π π
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
This is all very exciting and all but no it isn't
Mr Skinner ain't coming back lady... π
I cannot get over how cute the rat close-ups are. Threat level: zero
Rats <3
The Marjoe Gortner Method of Attracting Women, being politely rude until they go away
A Kolchak-esque Marjoe Gortner tv show where he faces a new monster every week. #monsterdon
She wants his balls
#monsterdon
Do wasps explode in a cloud of black smoke usually?
Don't fight the wasp. Use your brain. Use drugs (neurotoxins).
Maybe if we let the wasps take over the government they'll calm down
Difficult not to think the giant flies are just in the character's minds.....
"Ain't no mosquitos gonna bite my brand new Caddy!"
Swatting a shovel around at a bunch of wasps doesnβt seem like a very smart thing to do, even for normal-sized wasps.
@jsadow ginat bear jizz, who has a rocket launcher big enough for a giant horny bear?
During Fat Bear Week too!
Hey! Those rats were adorable, not ugly! Fuck you, lady!
Director to writer: needs more ferry #monsterdon
OH GOD no don't give the Stuff to the preggerse girl :not_like_okuu:
#monsterdon
Baskin Robins new Food of the Gods. Peanut butter ice cream with chunks of chic-o-stick and gummy worms. #monsterdon
The gravy only makes kids grow? Are we about to have a giant baby? #monsterdon
@Lazarou I thought maybe just a giant animal splooged on a rock.
What will we embiggen next
#monsterdon If it's not oil, it must be chicken feed.
What else could it be?
So The Stuff crossed with The Colour Out of Space. Only the Colour is "milky"
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
#Monsterdon π π π π½ π₯ πΏ πΊ π±
"Beige gold ... Island tea! πΆ πΆ
the first thing you know old Jackβs a millionaire..."πΆ πΆ
Something very big has been having a great time
But Mr. Skinner never gets eaten by rats at home...
#monsterdon
Back in the woods, a pregnant girl and her husbando are in a stuck RV that broke down and trying to unbreak it, and a very 70s car driven by Not-Jack-Nicholson with a bundled up passenger speeds past them. The passenger wants to help, but Jack says no.
Then they go to the hat gal's place, where they don't find her at first. So they explore the cabin and the bundled girl finds a dead giant maggot. We then discover Hat Gal is alive, having slain the giant maggots with a cleaver.
Oh god, they've gotten into The Stuff
#monsterdon
lol, old lady has been pushed to the edge bless 'er....
"Sorry! I thought you were a bug." #Monsterdon
"You can't tell much when they're dead." You can certainly tell their size Mr. Nothingtoseehere #monsterdon
you can't just walk into peoples' houses wth
Canadian football is similar to U.S. football. Baltimore had a CFL team for a while.
Folks, face it, your lives were over the moment you bought that hideous RV. #monsterdon
Oh, you know. Just speeding down a dirt road by a car with the door ripped off, blood everywhere, and body parts strewn all about. nbd
Magic disappearing rear view mirror. #monsterdon
Is that the episode where Doctor Who plays american football?
#monsterdon
#FoodOfTheGods
Female scientist forced to work for chauvinist is the most realistic part of this movie so far
RATS ON TINY CARS! RATS ON TINY CARS!!! :sicko:
A wasp the size of 250 wasps?
Rats of unusual size!
Wow they are really proud of these big mouse head props.
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
You thought that hippie mobile would save you? Think again! #monsterdon
Aww, those are the cutest giant man-eating rodents I've ever seen!
#Monsterdon
While investigating the peach incident, hat gal is eaten by gross giant maggots. RIP. At least I assume they eat her, maybe they just nibbled on her a bit.
"Let's eat this guy! He smells like cheese!"
#monsterdon
RATS! Why did it have to be rats?
#monsterdon If I lived on Monster Island, I'd invest in those run-flat tires.
Meh, nyc rats are bigger.
#Monsterdon
That rat needs a banana for scale
She's growing the giant insects so she can fight them like Pokemon.
Slugbug! #Monsterdon
would be a real shame if a giant animal showed up
She just sits on sofas for fun. We know she has no telephone, but apparently she has no television or radio either.
These giant maggots look awesome!!! 10 out of 10
lol, ewww that's gross lol
Welpβ¦ back to football. π
Back when communicable respiratory diseases didn't matter to anyone
"What can we do?"
"Just forget about it."
"Forget about the 7 foot tall, 2000 pound chickens that attacked me? Sure. That should be easy."
#monsterdon
Ida Lupino fun fact: she directed 3 episodes of Gilligan's Island!
#monsterdon The ferry is heading into a misty destination. Anyone for a same-universe as Stephen King's The Mist? :)
This soundtrack deserves a better movie. #monsterdon
Concussions, man, that explains a lot. Like funding the development of this script. #monsterdon
OK that does it. I'm playing AC/DC over this movie.
People sure used to have a lot of hair. #monsterdon
there's some hot ferry action in this movie...
Are chicken feed money deals close enough to real estate transactions for this to count?
This woman is remarkably calm about a wasp feeding on that F.O.T.G. when she is fully aware of what it does. She gives no fucks.
#monsterdon The Lord is probably on a really short list for the EPA, or the Canadian one...
Now how small would that lady be normally
He just shook of the giant chickens as not totally bizarre and unworthy of specific investigation. #monsterdon
For some reason the audio sync is messed up on Tubi or my Roku tonight so this whole thing looks like a bad dub and this makes it so much better
On the upside, you probably only need one of those chicken's eggs for a super big omelette.
I think about this meme every time I see a bunch of birds.
can you even imagine how terrifying a chicken would be if it were the size of an emu
definitely at least this terrifying
lol, the other chickens just watch and do nothing
I love this movie
Marjoe Gortner was in mostly lesser quality films, but usually fun ones. He also appeared in every cop or PII tv show that aired between 1975 and 1989. #monsterdon
lol @ giant chicken surprise
#monsterdon
The carpenter bees built that cabin.