The Food of the Gods
Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

Where the hell are we in the story arc? We're already facing the big bad? Is there no third act? Why am I trying to apply classical theory to a shitty 70's movie?

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

While we were detonating the wasp nest, some giant wasps dug a hole and put the bundled girl in it (this all happened off screen to confuse people).

So when the bros come back they have to lower a rope down a hole, secured via stick to lift her out.

Meanwhile, Hat Gal rather decides that all this weird shit is her fault, because her and her husband "sinned against nature", which not-Jack-Nicholson thinks is dumb.

Then our rope stick breaks and main bro falls in the hole.

saucerlost

Maybe if we let the wasps take over the government they'll calm down

LA Sooner
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88

Baskin Robins new Food of the Gods. Peanut butter ice cream with chunks of chic-o-stick and gummy worms.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

Back in the woods, a pregnant girl and her husbando are in a stuck RV that broke down and trying to unbreak it, and a very 70s car driven by Not-Jack-Nicholson with a bundled up passenger speeds past them. The passenger wants to help, but Jack says no.

Then they go to the hat gal's place, where they don't find her at first. So they explore the cabin and the bundled girl finds a dead giant maggot. We then discover Hat Gal is alive, having slain the giant maggots with a cleaver.

nhgeek
nhgeek
nhgeek

Folks, face it, your lives were over the moment you bought that hideous RV.

Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster

Oh, you know. Just speeding down a dirt road by a car with the door ripped off, blood everywhere, and body parts strewn all about. nbd

#Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

While investigating the peach incident, hat gal is eaten by gross giant maggots. RIP. At least I assume they eat her, maybe they just nibbled on her a bit.

Terencio

"Let's eat this guy! He smells like cheese!"

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allanb

Back when communicable respiratory diseases didn't matter to anyone

LA Sooner
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88

"What can we do?"
"Just forget about it."
"Forget about the 7 foot tall, 2000 pound chickens that attacked me? Sure. That should be easy."

Bluedepth

The ferry is heading into a misty destination. Anyone for a same-universe as Stephen King's The Mist? :)

nhgeek
nhgeek
nhgeek

Concussions, man, that explains a lot. Like funding the development of this script.

SnoopJ
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

This woman is remarkably calm about a wasp feeding on that F.O.T.G. when she is fully aware of what it does. She gives no fucks.

#Monsterdon

Bluedepth

The Lord is probably on a really short list for the EPA, or the Canadian one...

Harvey Sandstrom
Harvey Sandstrom
cd0

He just shook of the giant chickens as not totally bizarre and unworthy of specific investigation.

Rob Ricci
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems

For some reason the audio sync is messed up on Tubi or my Roku tonight so this whole thing looks like a bad dub and this makes it so much better

#Monsterdon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

can you even imagine how terrifying a chicken would be if it were the size of an emu

definitely at least this terrifying

LA Sooner
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88

Marjoe Gortner was in mostly lesser quality films, but usually fun ones. He also appeared in every cop or PII tv show that aired between 1975 and 1989.