#Monsterdon they sure didn't shy away from using male rats

Rat People (Putting Out Fire With Gasoline) #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods1976

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Don't set up for a sequel. Please..

is the protagonist a high school football player??? or is just an adult and plays in some intermural league??? surely the doctor is in their late twenties as a doctor #monsterdon

Life… finds a way

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C'mon giant baby

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#monsterdon Scientists in these movies always destroy the stuff.

But she's got to be imagining the Nobel prize in the back of her mind.

@hollie

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why are we piling rat corpses when we could be feeding the baby the giant food

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...Bert did you actually drown rats for this scene

Bert

Bert I'm talking to you

Bert listen to me

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the flood came and knocked all the mice that were already on the roof off, and all of the ones on the side forgot how to climb, thank god #monsterdon

Bert I Gordon like, okay, so we've got some rats up on the photo of the house. Honey, I need you to throw the juice glass of water at them. #Monsterdon

Those rats chewed through the walls of a _log cabin_, we're expected to believe a hollow-core door is going to hold them off?? Those things can't withstand an over-energetic eight year old falling into them!

uhhhhh or so I have heard

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Chekovs Dam

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Wait so football dude, just made all the bombs, threw one and drove away?

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They et the old lady. Oh noes! #monsterdon

So the goop doesn’t work on adults. And the lady will have a baby soon…

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HERE'S RATTY!

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Even knowing that it's paintballs, I don't like super cute rats getting shot. They don't look like giant terrifying monsters. They are so cute!

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@trixter love those models! #Monsterdon

YESSSS! Pipe bombs!

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So it's a WHITE rat leading the BROWN rats is it?

Hmmmmm

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Hahaha

Those rats have hacked our WiFi! No calls will go through!

(Cut to rat at a tiny laptop)

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This movie is far, far too long
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After escaping some rats, sidekick bro is eaten by other rats. Main bro comes back to the cabin to toss the jars of rock cum out of Not-Jack-Nicholson's trunk, making Not-Jack-Nicholson mad, but this doesn't matter because he is then eaten by rats.

Having seen Night of the Living Dead and also Zulu, the surviving puny humans opt to fortify the cabin and start shooting the giant rats outside. I hope no real rats were harmed in the making of this movie.

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The white one is the Rat King

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lol Capitalist Jack gets eaten by rats....perfect!

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Did he just shoot his "friend" and LEAVE HIM?
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Yeah, I didn't think Marjoe Gortner could outsmart a rat. #Monsterdon

Are they just going to copy EVERYTHING from The Princess Bride?

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This actress is the least convincing country bumpkin religious person.
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The look of pure joy on Marjoe's face as he electrifies giant rodents....is that what Evangelicals strive for?

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Yeah just leave the fence electrified, it'll be fine

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It's important to have a pregnant woman to increase the drama in the midst of trauma

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We brought the pregnant girl back to the cabin, but she's having a miscarriage, and the bundled up girl is trying to prevent that and wants Not-Jack-Nicholson to help, but he won't because he's bottling up all the rock cum to sell it, which makes her mad.

Meanwhile the bros are driving around debating what kind of fence they need to stop the giant rats.

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That Jeep is getting a lot of screen time
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@nev Don't even joke about that! Do you want to end the world or something? Geez!

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I've seen movies of hippopotamus, BABY hippopotamus, causing havoc for their keepers!

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you know what they should feed the Food of the Gods to? MOOSE.

Now THAT'S a fucking kaiju movie

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This Rat Rave is so cute

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"So, how's your band doing?"
"Lens Flare? Doing great! We're playing the Rat Hole on Saturday!"

@saucerlost It's possible he was paid in alcohol

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HAHAHA. Adorable rat on miniature camper van. #monsterdon

I love the rats on the miniature sets.
Please stop shooting at them.
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They used that make of model of RV because they knew that there was a off the shelf model 1:12 available.

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Rats climbing into the RV like, FINALLY, we can have a weekend getaway. #Monsterdon

Ooo we got a cool albino rat in this movie. That rat is my favorite rat so far!

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_Gort and wotzername crawl around in the rat tunnels_

_Gort shoots at two giant rats to drive them away_

After shotgun fire in a spot that tightly enclosed, nobody is hearing anything anyone else says for the rest of this movie.

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"Are you okay?"

Well, it's time for us to get eaten, dear. #Monsterdon

LOL@ stumbling across a foreground rat pretending to be a giant rat

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@amyfou but he has to rescue her

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lol, you guys really fucked that, didn't you?

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REALLY? I mean it's only 3 feet to the top of the hole

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It really does have to be said that Mrs. Skinner is fulfilling the role of Lassie in this scene. #Monsterdon

Oh no it's the perfectly normal sized rats played at 50% speed!!! #monsterdon

I feel like this wasp's nest is a problem better solved with kilograms of insecticide or fire, not guns.

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lol, 'go stick your head in a giant wasp's nest"

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_a giant wasp nest hangs in the forest_

Gort: _observes it, untroubled_

OK, hear me out, we're gonna need a giant rock

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Those noises they're playing over the rats I'm DYING 😂

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#monsterdon I thought these idiots were going to stay inside their Winnebago?

lol, baby name subplot.....

Straight people.

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Then the main bro is driving through the woods again with his coach, briefly encounters the stranded pregnant lady at her husbando, whose NPC dialog informs them of giant rats. Intending to help later, he drives on to the cabin.

At the cabin, Jack goes outside, finds giant wasps, then goes back inside, then goes out to fight them with an axe as though he is Gimli, son of Gloin. Then main bro comes to the rescue by smashing the wasps with his giant hands and also a shotgun.

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what if the rest of the movie is just a courtroom drama about who's liable

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Oh good there are actual real estate transactions in this movie

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Okay, that's a legitimate reason to shoot bugs with a gun.

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That is how you take out drones on the battlefield these days, again this film is prophetic...

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@tuckerm @forestine "Then up from the ground came the bubbling crude " #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

"Eat the Rock Cum. Become Giant. Become Cannibal!"
- grocery store slogan in this movie, probably

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Not Jack Nicholson wants to see what the secret foodstuff is, but Hat Gal doesn't want to show it off except to her husband and/or the agreed on seller, but bundled up passenger uses her power of being nice to get her to show off the food.

We go outside and find the food of the gods; its coming out of a rock and looks like white sludge. Hat Gal explains that if they mix it with normal food and feed it to baby chickens the babies grow up big and eat the normal chickens.

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🎶…and up from the ground came a-bubblin’ food 🎶

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No cumments at all

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As a trained bacteriologist, you should always stick your fingers in unknown liquid bacteria - it's just science
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What should eat Jack?

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I thought you was a giant grub
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The barn door is destroyed! The chickens are loose!

Fortunately Gonzo is on the case.

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Back in the sports oval, the main bro has to apologize that the other guy (I think their PR guy) got eaten by giant wasps in the woods, which is messing up their game schedule or something. I love the minor inconveniences of people getting eaten by giant wasps (which I thought were mosquitos, oops).

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For the record, the best and safest place to stand while a motor vehicle is trying to extricate itself by vigorously revving the engine is directly in front of it.

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Oo, I claim salvage on the bug! Gonna paint it yellow and soup it up :D #Monsterdon

I wonder if this is based on a shrooms trip? Or peyote? #monsterdon

Is this a pro-league or what , I have no clue
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Okay, so next the guy they were spreading rumors too is driving his volkswagen on an empty road and then it breaks down and he gets out to fix it, only to be swarmed by giant rats. Like rats the size of horses. They eat his face. RIP.

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Oh no that poor toy Volkswagon!

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Rats off to ya

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RODENT OF UNUSUAL SIZE!

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Just put some FOTG on the tire until it's a monster truck

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Okay, so I guess we gave up on calling emergency services, and the PR guy died, so we drove back to the car boat, where we spread rumors.

Meanwhile, hat gal is stewing in her cabin, looking suspiciously toward all the corners in case there are giant rats there (she has giant rat holes in her walls, which seems like an occupational hazard). She discovers that something knocked over her canned peaches.

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LOL - whatever you do, let them keep feeding

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NOT THE PEACH PRESERVES

DASH IT ALL

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@jsadow Death.
The Island is the land of the dead

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#monsterdon During these commercial breaks, I sometimes think... “how many people call 1-800-GAMBLER just because they are lonely?”

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cockteasing?

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Well, that was a short one, but a lot of fun! Goodnight guys!

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Oh, shit, there's more movie.

I assume if people eat this food, they stay normal size, but if animals eat it they get gigantic? Is that right?

Maybe its some primate mutation that stops humans from getting gigantic from eating the food?

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I wanna ride the ferry

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After beating the giant chicken, main bro discovers hat gal, the proprietress of the cabin, who dresses like your elderly neighbor, but with a shotgun. He berates her for keeping giant death chickens, then she berates him for messing with her giant death chickens.

Eventually, she shows off the rat holes in her house, and explains that the Lord is giving her magic food that wasps and also chickens and also some really big rats are eating.

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Beanie guy looks like Will Ferrel.

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Give that stuff to your offensive line. You'll aveage 10 yards a carry. #monsterdon

...can we

not

with the wasp closeups please

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this lady's character is carrying a lot of the narrative weight, she feels like one of those characters at the start of a game

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He's doing BIG IMPORTANT MONEY STUFF, man! #monsterdon