Go on lady, it's your death scene., give it your all!

#Monsterdon

Look, the answer is obvious. Just find a bunch of cats and feed them the Food of the Gods.

#monsterdon

Genuinely concerned as to how they're doing the 'rat shots'

#Monsterdon

"I want you to make love to me"

wtaf

#Monsterdon

Ha, she passed the quicktime event with flying colors, someone get this woman a streaming setup and a copy of Resident Evil 4 :D #Monsterdon

Special effects designer Thomas R. Burman created rat costumes that allowed for the giant rats in the film to be played by child actors, including his own son.

#monsterdon

Rats fucked off into a pastoral documentary. #Monsterdon

I don’t think he’s going to make it to Chicago.

#monsterdon #foodofthegods #thefoodofthegods

A fan theory is confirmed by dialog, as the puny humans also think the white rat is the leader.

#monsterdon

As a man who greatly enjoyed “Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century” I find this electrified fence to be … um, scientifically implausible.

#monsterdon #foodofthegods #thefoodofthegods

Okay getting a little uncomfortable about how little we know about whether animals were treated well on this set :/

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

He died as he lived

Nibbled. #Monsterdon

I for one welcome our new vermin overlords

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

fuck that generator, it knew this day was coming #monsterdon

Alright now, it's official. The "rats" are definitely making jaguar noises.

...

Why?

#Monsterdon

lol, Marjoe's gone full MacGyver on this island....

#Monsterdon

It suddenly occurs to me to wonder why discount-bin Harrison Ford brought his very pregnant wife to a remote wilderness island in an RV.

No. No, I don’t think I want to know.

#monsterdon #thefoodofthegods

EVERYONE STOP *WHINING* AT EACH OTHER, CHRIST #Monsterdon

I feel like Lorna is wearing all that beige very aggressively

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

I think i'm going to call this actor "Harrison Fred" #monsterdon

@JoeWynne Your definition of 'unharmed' and the rats may be very different. #monsterdon

All the giant rat scenes in this movie just show us small rats up close, being normal specimens of rodentia, coupled with buckass whacko sound effects like you might hear in the background of a spooky inside roller coaster at a theme park.

#monsterdon

Something tells me that at no point in this movie is anyone ever going to make a decision that is not extremely stupid

#Monsterdon

While Bundle Gal bandages up Hat Gal, the two bros hatch a cunning plan to deal with the wasps, by stuffing oily rags up the wasp nest and then lighting it on fire from a safe distance. Because giant wasps store all their ammunition in their wasp nest, this makes the wasp nest explode.

#monsterdon

how do Footballers know how to make a bomb out of fertilizers? Are they in the 'RA?

#Monsterdon #TheTroubles

Huh. Well, that's it I guess. The rest of the movie is football practice footage. #monsterdon

Eat. Prey. Bugs.

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

"The lord healeth the sick, that's in the bible"

Great, lady, but the bible's also full of plagues, which we're really trying to avoid around here. #Monsterdon

Oops! We forgot to give pregnant lady a microphone.

#monsterdon

...Can these two get eaten already? #Monsterdon

Yes, Not-Jack-Nicholson, please discuss the legal ramifications of who owns the Rock Cum that makes giant killer animals. It's very important that we figure out how to monetize this and ensure that you own it.

#monsterdon

Never bring a shovel to a giant wasp fight
#monsterdon

Giant, transparent wasps. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's the coming of the lord! Hahahahah! Spooge. Texas Scum. White Gold!

Effervescent oatmeal..?

(Not even the worst food innovation I've seen this week, to be honest.)

#monsterdon

K not making AAANNNNNYYY comments about the spring of the FOTG

#Monsterdon

"I don't see anybody."

She's getting some

GRUB

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Come on baby, sweet-cheeks, love-muffins, sweet-money-cracks... they escalate with the homoromantic phrasing.

Ah, yes, throwing open a fence of unknown purpose without thinking it through. This is well known to have no negative consequences.

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

It's the rats that the old woman mentioned in scene 24! #monsterdon

"Good lord save me, save me"

UH, THIS IS GOD

I THOUGHT IT OVER

AND, UH. NO. #Monsterdon

@paco What she does at night for entertainment is stare at the cracks in the ceiling

#monsterdon

MAGGOTS!!!!

I would have burned it all down and run into the woods at that point

#Monsterdon

Clearly without their leader the other chickens are nothing but submissive.

Gotta love how this movie really uses that Ferry, it's such a powerful motif....

#Monsterdon

@overholt Whelp. That's a wrap. Thanks for coming everyone!

Wait, it's still playing. Why is it still playing?

#Monsterdon

So our heroes left the island of giant animals and our story came to a close. #Monsterdon

"I didn't think we'd be goin' back like this."

"Yeah."

*Scintillating* dialogue, Bert. #Monsterdon

those look like rat holes just the same as tom and jerry holes look like mouse holes

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

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"The poor bastard lost, what more do you want?"

BLOOD, BLOOD AND ENTRAILS #Monsterdon

Bert... Nobody is fooled when you spell your name B.I. Gordon >_> #Monsterdon

one thing a scientist would know is exactly how much funding it takes to run their lab.

#monsterdon #WrongFood

@moira #monsterdon #WrongFood

I didn't know rats ate nuts. DOZE NUTS lmao gottem

So, another 70’s fright fest. Rats, capitalists, and country bumpkins. Thanks, @Taweret for bringing us all together to vent! Looking for a change of pace for next week. But no rats and no giant babies! #Monsterdon

Kids, this is exactly what it's like to work in a lab.

#monsterdon #WrongFood

"Bobby was one of the sweetest kids you could ever know."

Kid: "I need you to get the f@#! out of my room!"

Wow... So this stuff makes one slightly less nice?

#Monsterdon

Oh wow, they really did it. They really made a giant angry toddler...

Wow he is angry...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

And this is why raw milk is a bad idea.

#monsterdon And that's that! They fuckered off to 3rd grade.... thanks @Taweret for a fun trip!

#monsterdon Cows of unusual size?

Don’t milk stone giants is the lesson here.

#Monsterdon

Funny thing, the title in Brazil for this movie is "attack of the atomic beasts"
#monsterdon

@Louisa assumptions have been made

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

So they killed all the big rodents and burned em up and effed off back to the mainland.

THE END

Mission Accomplished right? Big flood...dilution is the solution to pollution right? Certainly no other Large Creatures exist right?

HA

This movie is ending where it should've started WE NEED GIANT COWS

And GIANT BABIES

That would've been awesome!

Still had a fun #Monsterdon time thanks for all the big fun @Taweret !

@trixter Bert I. Gordon: I know filmmakers who use metaphor, and they're all cowards. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so how is it that these rats can't swim? is it just cause they're big?

"Jon Cypher" sounds like a name I would use if I were acting in a bad movie and didn't want to be credited

#Monsterdon

Awesome ending. Fun time. #monsterdon

Main bro monologues about how bad it would be if some of the food of the gods gets away while we see some floating away into a pond that cows are drinking water from, so we'll get a sequel with killer cows I guess.

Very Gary Larsen.

#monsterdon

But one or two jars made it.

Well, that film was too long and had too many real animal killings. 😠

Thanks @Taweret and #monsterdon gang

so no giant baby but the promise of giant grade school kids

ty for joining, everyone!!!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they sure didn't shy away from using male rats

Rat People (Putting Out Fire With Gasoline) #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods1976

#monsterdon
Don't set up for a sequel. Please..

is the protagonist a high school football player??? or is just an adult and plays in some intermural league??? surely the doctor is in their late twenties as a doctor #monsterdon

Life… finds a way

#monsterdon

C'mon giant baby

#Monsterdon

@hollie

#Monsterdon

why are we piling rat corpses when we could be feeding the baby the giant food

#Monsterdon

...Bert did you actually drown rats for this scene

Bert

Bert I'm talking to you

Bert listen to me

#Monsterdon

the flood came and knocked all the mice that were already on the roof off, and all of the ones on the side forgot how to climb, thank god #monsterdon

Bert I Gordon like, okay, so we've got some rats up on the photo of the house. Honey, I need you to throw the juice glass of water at them. #Monsterdon

Those rats chewed through the walls of a _log cabin_, we're expected to believe a hollow-core door is going to hold them off?? Those things can't withstand an over-energetic eight year old falling into them!

uhhhhh or so I have heard

#monsterdon

Chekovs Dam

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Wait so football dude, just made all the bombs, threw one and drove away?

#monsterdon

They et the old lady. Oh noes! #monsterdon

So the goop doesn’t work on adults. And the lady will have a baby soon…

#monsterdon

HERE'S RATTY!

#Monsterdon

Even knowing that it's paintballs, I don't like super cute rats getting shot. They don't look like giant terrifying monsters. They are so cute!

#monsterdon

@trixter love those models! #Monsterdon

Hahaha

Those rats have hacked our WiFi! No calls will go through!

(Cut to rat at a tiny laptop)

#Monsterdon

This movie is far, far too long
#monsterdon

After escaping some rats, sidekick bro is eaten by other rats. Main bro comes back to the cabin to toss the jars of rock cum out of Not-Jack-Nicholson's trunk, making Not-Jack-Nicholson mad, but this doesn't matter because he is then eaten by rats.

Having seen Night of the Living Dead and also Zulu, the surviving puny humans opt to fortify the cabin and start shooting the giant rats outside. I hope no real rats were harmed in the making of this movie.

#monsterdon

The white one is the Rat King

#monsterdon

lol Capitalist Jack gets eaten by rats....perfect!

#Monsterdon

Did he just shoot his "friend" and LEAVE HIM?
#Monsterdon

Yeah, I didn't think Marjoe Gortner could outsmart a rat. #Monsterdon

Are they just going to copy EVERYTHING from The Princess Bride?

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

This actress is the least convincing country bumpkin religious person.
#monsterdon

The look of pure joy on Marjoe's face as he electrifies giant rodents....is that what Evangelicals strive for?

#Monsterdon