@pngwen absolutely read that as “suspenseful furry action” and now I’m disappointed.

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oh yeah, they'll definitely be fine.

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No! Not an ax. Get a baseball bat.
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They call their RV a "bus"? Did they just not have a better word back then?

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Famous last words. #monsterdon

Come on, wasps! Do that thing! #monsterdon

"If we're still here" I got some news for you pal. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Yeah, they'll be just fine

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At least we're seeing the monster(s) a lot

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This movie is now Mosquito.

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Okay, back from cleaning the kitchen. Is the movie stil----

Yeah. Yeah it is, isn't it.

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The advantage of giant wasparoos is that they can’t get in via the little cracks around the wainscotting etc

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods I can't think why he wouldn't have come home.

NGL, I'd be out there with a baseball bat, taking as many swing as I could. I hate flies.
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these are worse than most dracula bats

at least the dracula bats don't pirouette

usually

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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, How does your garden grow? With silver bells, and cockle shells, ·

Oh, and the food of the Gods...

@jsadow @Lazarou Maybe a yay-tee?

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@apLundell it's even simpler than the four elements theory! everything is oil or chicken feed.

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I was literally just thinking “why don’t the critters just eat it outside” and then they answered the question, so kudos to the writers.

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Not Jack Nicholson wants to see what the secret foodstuff is, but Hat Gal doesn't want to show it off except to her husband and/or the agreed on seller, but bundled up passenger uses her power of being nice to get her to show off the food.

We go outside and find the food of the gods; its coming out of a rock and looks like white sludge. Hat Gal explains that if they mix it with normal food and feed it to baby chickens the babies grow up big and eat the normal chickens.

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listen up football champ, when you go back to the island where things are mysteriously growing very large, why don't you spend even one second making a plan for what to do about things being very large. #monsterdon

HAHAHAH

THEY GOT ET

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
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ferry ferry quite contrary

how do your chickens grow?

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So the God Porridge just… boils out of the ground? And that screamed “chicken feed!!!” to Mrs. JesusFarmerLady?? #Monsterdon

Whoa!! It's the legendary source of Hidden Valley Ranch!!!

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Stone cold stare. Knithat girl is not afraid of your bloody cleaver. She's not afraid of you.

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Meanwhile back on the ferry

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@trixter Why do they always do that in movies?

They even taste blood. Big pile of blood on the floor? Gotta taste it. Because movie.

You have to be sure it's not actually jam in disguise. On the ground.

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how long is this ferry ride???

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ooh if the FOTG only affects babies and we have a pregnant woman in the woods, maybe we get to see a giant baby

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Oh that's a very #lovecraftian twist. It's just goo that comes out of this weird hole in the ground. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

YES! more Ferry action

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Oh, I love me some boiling ground ice cream!
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It was a bubblin' crude

Kinfolks said, move away from there.

So they left. And the movie never happened.

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With this white thing oozing around, I'm not surprised if anyone see four ninja turtles around.
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Oh good. More ferry footage. :-| #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

If Lorna were a real scientist, she’d’ve gotten a sample out of that gruel spring. #monsterdon

okay i got to the explanation now and it didn't help because

... your first thought is "if it's not oil, feed it to the chickens"??!!! #Monsterdon

bacteriologist, picking up a hand full of slime: "there's nothing like this" #monsterdon

Ma'am did you know you have a natural oatmeal spring in your backyard?

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“At first, we thought it was oil…even though it looks absolutely nothing like oil.”

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Waste of good oatmeal if you ask me #monsterdon

it's The Yeti's outhouse

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It's just a septic leak, lady. #monsterdon

Me watching the lady touch this white stuff like "Don't lick it, don't lick it..."

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It's the treacle mines.

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Those gigantic rats aren’t very effective at biting through clothing #Monsterdon

It's The Stuff! #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

is that The Stuff? i thought this was supposed to be ambrosia or something.

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it looked like elmers glue so we assumed it was crude oil

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the stuff? the fucking STUFF?!

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Free tree soft serve!
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wait that's just The Stuff?
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#monsterdon Hello? Breaking and Entering! We're coming in!

Oh, an all-natural butterscotch pudding spring.

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@forestine i was assuming it would be some local shaman or something that is doing something unholy to provide it for the townspeople after many seasons of hard times and no crops and tiny chickens or whatever #monsterdon

Don't give away the SFX secrets! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

sorry lady, no husband for you

except in the form of rat poop maybe

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#Monsterdon "I'm sorry, miss, I thought you was…"

Lady, I fucking dare you to finish that sentence in a way that explains sneaking up on me with a fucking cleaver.

"I just want my husband to be with me again."

Oh honey, you'll be with him soon enough, I'm sure.

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once you get half-eaten by maggots, you kinda get a sense of perspective...

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@cainmark Well this one is especially complex and fast moving.

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Patented Skinner burgers

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@strangefour Finally got caught by the aurora borealis. #Monsterdon

Too much talking. More giant animal puppets! #Monsterdon

OH NO ITS A GIANT....
... oh no it's just her.
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#monsterdon Does this farm lady always call her husband "Mister Skinner"?

Just stand right in front of the huge RV while dude is revving with all his might. #monsterdon

Principal Skinner didn't come home?
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“How do we know these dead giant chickens weren’t made out of plaster of paris and a bunch of ostrich feathers?”

Like, dude, get down on the ground and take a closer look. I’m no forensics expert or “bacteriologist,” but I’m pretty sure I can tell whether a dead chicken is made of plaster of paris.

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he's so impressed with the seven foot chickens

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@Taweret

It's Canada, it's different there

Nobody locks their doors, everyone's polite, folks have giant...

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What do you mean no money deal?!
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(it's because she reminds me of the lady from The Book of Eli. different actress, but definitely Martha vibes from her)

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Why are CEO Scumbag and his harried secretary on this island anyway?

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It's bad enough when rats or mice eat the wiring in your car. But yikes!

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Gladys does not approve.

“How do we know someone didn’t make these out of plaster of Paris?”

Um, IDK, a postmortem or something?? Corpses aren’t usually mistaken for papier-mâché

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#monsterdon In movies people are always so quick to wander into someone else's house.

Don't answer a knock in ten seconds, you've basically invited them in.

@klu9 @forestine

Dessert of the Gods.

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@jivens the tailoring on the jacket is a trainwreck #monsterdon

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MORE PEACHES???

Cliffjumper? You okay buddy?
Guess you've seen some shit while in disguise.
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SNAUSAGES

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Wait, Skinner’s still alive after the bug bites?

Good for us: she’s the best part other than the practical effects.

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"Maybe he's out back."

No, you passed his car and his corpse on the way in.

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I love how people today are like "Oh god there's a dirt road, hold on while I get a second mortgage to afford a Ford F-150" and people in 1976 were like, "Hey let's off road in Canada in our Cadillacs, it'll be great"

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When the RV’s a rocking…

@pineheap This movie i so good at making us side with the giant animals.
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Was Jack a fan of Columbo? What is with his outfit?

His shoulders ate #TheFoodOfTheGods #Monsterdon

I just stepped out for a minute to heat up some food...did I miss any important plot developments? 🙂

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@davesdogmaggie Had serious: "Could be, could be taken on a holiday" Nudge, nudge, say no more Python skit vibes.

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@jonny specifically a job for a female bacteriologist, they made that plenty clear

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I think we're supposed dislike that woman's boss. #monsterdon

Idk, maybe a giant fox?

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I am as scared of these giant rats as I am of the giant bunnies in #NightOfLepus.

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Great, let's hope a chicken kills jack.
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I love her poofy knitted hat & scarf!! #Monsterdon