The Food of the Gods
jeffron
jeffron
jeffron@ohai.social

they’re really stretching out Jack’s character arc of redemption. What a fanatical performance capturing his hidden inner depths. Also cool rat holes #Monsterdon

Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey
ramsey@don.monster

β€œYou're not a good man, Mr. Bensington!”

That's the closest we're going to get to hearing Mrs. Skinner say, β€œfuck you.”

#Monsterdon

jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social

mister, mister come quick. the bacteriologist was taken away by the rats and she hasn't had a line in 5 minutes so she hasn't been able to move or do anything to get out of this very climable hole #monsterdon

AmyFoul πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ˜±
AmyFoul πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ˜±
amyfou@lingo.lol

#Monsterdon πŸ“ πŸ‡ πŸ„ 🌽 πŸ₯š 🍿 πŸ‘Ί 😱

’lorna’ and ’morgan’ are too phonetically similar to be names of protagonists who didn’t know each other already

Bluedepth

Baiting for mysogyny and not taking the bait? 1976? Are we sure about this? She may pass the Bechdel test after all. GO FETCH US COFFEE WENCH. ;)

Bluedepth

We're going to have a dick-off with the worlds biggest corporate dick! Epic waggle time!

Noggog
Noggog
noggog

Just taking a break from the foozeball to get to some of my extermination hobby

ano yatsu
ano yatsu
yatsu@retro.pizza

no. absolutely not. if i saw a wasps nest that large, i would simply leave the island, move to the other side of the planet, and never returen.

#monsterdon

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allanb

Maybe our skinny football player should eat some FOTG and make himself look more like a real football player

Noggog
Noggog
noggog

When mister skinner returns.. that's my husband... mister skinner.

pngwen
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org

Look, I'll have your kid and live with you, but marriage is just too big of a commitment. What's next? Joining the Columbia House music club? #Monsterdon

John M. Gamble
John M. Gamble
jgamble@fosstodon.org

#Monsterdon

I want to take the Beverly Hillbillies theme song and adapt it to the goo ("and up from the ground came a bubbling goo... hormones that is... Calgary agar...") but it's not jelling.

saucerlost

I hope the sequel is about wish.com Harrison Ford's giant baby