Looks like the rats took care of the giant chicken problem. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

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Oh my god the dialogue 😂

I mean, seriously. Dialogue is often bad in these movies, but everyone is a Captain Exposition here, and it's killing me!

Also, for clarity, just because it's a forest doesn't mean you should like, put sticks in the hole or anything like that to give the tires some way of gaining traction.

The ONLY solution is to keep flooring it.

#Monsterdon

@forestine

The second movie on https://miru.miyaku.media tonight is the sequel, Food of the Gods II

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@ricci she's gotta be the maker of the giant food #monsterdon

THE CHICKENS
THE CHICKENS ARE OUT

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She's not at all freaked out by the giant hens. #monsterdon

sawdust for road?

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@jonny What kind of life do you need that "personal bacteriologist" even makes sense?

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given that this is a

fhaaaarm

you'd think there'd be some idk

crops?

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Open this goddam gate, he says while opening the goddam gate.

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Who needs rearview mirrors? It's the 70s!

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This movie is much better if you imagine the actors desperately worrying about their careers, frantically looking for a decent script, pleading for someone anyone to give them actual direction. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐓 🐇 🐄 🌽 🥚 🍿 👺 😱

Nobody makes brown cars anymore

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌩️   TRIVIA OF THE GODS 🌩️

Enjoying giant maggots, chickens and wasps? The rats are especially impressive - given the quality of the rest of the film. They used
🔹six separate mechanized rat heads (with realistic fur)
🔹four rat suits containing humans

An unbelievable fact about a costume will be revealed near the end of tonight's feature. Stay with us no matter how bad the movie gets. (That's always good advice)

#TheFoodOfTheGods

@jonny kind of looking forward to finding out

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There's no chance that Octaman is going to jump out of that Winnebago and that's a damn shame. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

I hope Mr. "I know I'm a bastard" dies next
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i would love to double feature this with Day of the Animals

it's basically the exact same premise
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No one will be admitted during the thrilling gate opening scene! #monsterdon

hang on who is this guy and why does he employ a personal bacteriologist? #monsterdon

Oh yeah. #Monsterdon

Do those rats sound like cats to you? #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Walking around with our hands down our pants Al Bundy Style that's how we keep em warm in Canada in the winter #Monsterdon

@moira Probably to make it easier to hire American players.

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/cfl/cfl-major-announcement-game-changes-1.7640149

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Woohoo! Ralph Meeker!

(Mike Hammer in Kiss Me Deadly!)

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Wasps inject poison now? Well you know best, you're the football doctor or whatever

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So these are the 49ers, right? Is SF that cold? And a stadium with cat imagery?

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

YES, STAND IN FRONT OF THE RV WHILE THE DRIVER TRIES TO ROCK IT OUT

Brilliant

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Tom just can't manage it lady....

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I think that Caddy has been eating the food of the gods

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@brooke whoever had the job of filling a tiny plaid-clad doll with rat food and putting it in a little toy car and giving it to normal-sized rats had the best job

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Speaking of football, the Packers are beating the Cowboys 13-2 #monsterdon

They're playing Snowrunners
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@wohali why? that's dumb.

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

"If this van's a-rockin...."

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Wait, Morgan is dragging someone else out to Murder Bug Jesus Food Island??? #Monsterdon

hahah oh no his arm

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They were unusually sized.

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the normal sized rattums were very compelling portraying giant hungry rattums!

I've been playing in this league for 30 years. Trust me on this! #Monsterdon

it IS a Canadian football field!

Did you know? The CFL is shortening fields as of next year to the same length as American fields! 😢

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Oh we get to watch bite by bite. 🐀 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon oh these practical effects are great

much better than the real rats on the miniature car :D

AC/DC is drowning out the dialogue... are they saying anything interesting?

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How many wasps are in the average wasp nest? Is 250 more? Less?

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250 is oddly presice.
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This island is destined to be hilarious.

"What do you think caused the flat, George?"

"Hmph, rats probably."

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Yeah. Epipens weren't going to help with that...

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#Monsterdon
Giant Rat POV

so that would mean that each individual hair follicle would be scaled as well, and rather than being a large mouse with same-size fur, it would be a giant mouse shooting out big rope-width hairs that would impair the normal utility of hair, so eventually all giant mammals should lose all their hair because their extra-thick skins should provide insulation anyway #monsterdon

Same vibe 😬 #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

If someone were stung by 250 wasps, wouldn't they expect the body to have 250 wasp stings? #monsterdon

Meanwhile, back at the ice rink/Canadian football field...

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It WAS Shoshomaru!

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

You know, it's unusual to get a death scene this lurid and extended for a middle-aged man. Usually this happens to a teenage woman with very little clothing. #Monsterdon

Cutest monster rats ever. But why do they kinda sound like angry cats? #Monsterdon

Good job on the rat puppets

#monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

@hollie gambling. #Monsterdon

The original Rats of NIMH.

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I'd react that way even if they were regular sized rats tbh

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#Monsterdon i bet this old flannel dude is gonna be like the guy who knows about the shining in the shining and he finally gets there to help them and dies immediately

Sylvia and Gerry Anderson got back together just to tell these guys "this is not how you do miniatures" after this came out.

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@paco

But hey, she got maggots!

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Ok, the noises the giant rats are making are absolutely 1000% just someone making weird noises...

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How was this rated PG?
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TIL ROUSs on FOTG scream like fighting cats.

#monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

So I am beginning to think that if the stuff came from God, then God doesn't like the people on this island very much. #Monsterdon

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Ohhhhhhhh, cheeez... sandworm maggots!!! EWWWWW!! That's some powerful seed!!

#FoodOfThrGods

Dude, why is the hood open on that VW bug? The engine's in the back not the front

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#monsterdon She just watched as they chowed down. No recoil, no disgust, mostly... what... anger and rage... and lots of holding.

These effects are the best.

You totally can't tell that's a toy car.

(Well, at least it's metal.)

#Monsterdon

aw, that poor hot wheel.

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Rats!

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The money shot!

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ahhh i love them

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this mice sounds like cat
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#FoodOfTheGods

Ratatouille! You ate allllll the garbage!

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Squeak squeak muthafucka!

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Who”s there!!!

Really cute rat!

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Who's there? AAAAAAAAAAAAH

ok that was funny.

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These rats remind me of the cute rat we saw in the linear park yesterday.

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is his car upholstered in pink velvet or something? wow.

#monsterdon

Get those rats off my hot wheels!
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How did they do these effects without CGI? They must have cost millions! #monsterdon

Oh rats. #Monsterdon

Squeak. Squeak I say!
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there's a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

over by the about-to-be-eaten-beatle-driver

there's a li-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@gnomon You wouldn't pick it up, hold it really near your face and scream at it like you're at a Gwar concert?

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Aw Rats. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@dogwelder "Clever girl"

#Monsterdon #JurassicPark

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Slug Bug

@Taweret naw, nobody mentioned seeing anything... big

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That will teach you to always tear your arm away from giant maggots, woman. Kids in Kindergarten have this skill.

#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Alone in the dark woods in the rain with a flat tire...

and a 1970s flashlight.

Doomed.

#Monsterdon

AAaaaaawaaaaagh!
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@RobynGoodfellow There's a liiiiight shining at the Frankenstein place

#monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon would you still love me if i were a worm?

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods So did The Lord deliver this?

Hey I didn't know she had gangrene. They'll fix it right up! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods