My worst nightmare - giant kids

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Whoa that was quite realistic birth for this kind of movie #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

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Monster movie trope says one of these rate must not be dead.

Cows... Milk... MANY MANY GIANT BABIES! GOOOOOOOOAL!!!
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wasn't The Killer Cow a supervillain in The Tick?

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Food of the Gods 2: Attack of the Giant Cows
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Oh please, let this lead right into Land of the Giants! #monsterdon

Yes, Holsteins. The most terrifying of all cattle breeds

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i think that there is still the little problem of like the source of that spring of giant-making goo and the fact that you apparently never told anyone about it #monsterdon

WHERE IS GIANT BABY!? WE WERE FORESHADOWED A GIANT BABY!
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So earlier I was joking about "many rats were harmed" but now I'm like "no seriously".
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So, giant fishes and/or sharks now? Ebirah?

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Giant cows!

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@nev maybe the baby got just trace amounts of FOTG and will grow up to be a basketball player

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but the camper had a broken axle how did you fix that???

Those are different jars?!?! The first set were screw top!

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yayy! Epilogue!

His scary father was right!

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Jaws music right before revealing the white rat on the roof.

Sudden exposition. And adult cows. #monsterdon

#monsterdon That farm house was really on the top of a hill. That must have been an amazing flood.

Jars being washed down to the local dairy farm?

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you were able to get a BROKEN AXLE fixed long enough to

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Now for the real battle... Kansas City style or Carolina style? FIGHT!

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Yeah, I remember this scene. 🙄

Yes giant eels come on #monsterdon

Well let's get back to the mainland and screw like rabbits. #monsterdon

Why is there suddenly snow everywhere that wasn't there before?

I thought this must be taking place much later, but the jars are still there and it hasn't dried up, so I guess this is the same day?

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oh no! giant fish?!

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So they didn't make the baby giant?

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THE END?!

c'mon give us a giant question mark i fucking dare you

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there really needed to be more kindsa giant animals in this movie

So thats how you make Ratatouillie

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Everyone after flooding the area to kill some rats:
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Now let's make love
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#monsterdon Scientists in these movies always destroy the stuff.

But she's got to be imagining the Nobel prize in the back of her mind.

come on....

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I can see the head. Of a giant rat.
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Good news! Rat pelt fashion is now in season

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yesss pour the fotg on the dead giant rat pyre so the baby flames will grow huge

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@nev ... A *giant* rabbit hole?

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OMG
EW
WTF
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This is like those buffalo skull pile pictures
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I love how clean those coats are despite the rat invasion and the damn bursting

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Because if they put them in a Great Ball, they can evolve them into a Level 2 Pokemon.

Surprise Attack!
It's Moby Rat!
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rat meat's good cookin'!

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They realized they forgot about the leader rat

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@apLundell They'd be dam lucky if that worked --dad #monsterdon

Okay, breath, focus on your happy place, now push. And ignore the giant rats.

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This week's edition of "What happened to the costume?"

Believe it or not: One of the rat costumes was supposedly used in a scene in
THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

I think I found it briefly sitting at a table at about 1:15. If not that, then it was adjusted for the baby Wookie.

I really need a hobby.

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#monsterdon Oh no! The hero rat!

WHy are they collecting the rats? #monsterdon

I dunno maybe big rats don't swim well but now you have a lake of grow-goo contaminated water I don't think the prognosis is good...like what about everything that might drink this water? #Monsterdon

Atreyu!!!! You hit me with a gun!!!

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Nooooooooo!
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Okay, wat. Paintballing rats is bad... but how do you fake drowned rats?
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So that huge rat dies while gnawing on that lady's neck? #Monsterdon

oh my god FUCKING STOP

I hope the people responsible for these effects with live rats die an equally violent death

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so we are saved by one detail of how biological scaling would affect buoyancy and swimming behavior, but are threatened by the fact that no other details apply #monsterdon

Oh no, he hurt Brain! #monsterdon #pinky

lol, there's Brain Rat!

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lady looks remarkably composed for having given birth like literally 3 minutes ago.

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Architecture fact: Many New England houses have a Widow's Walk, and many Canadian houses have a Rat Escape Balcony

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they keep finding new ways to make their situation worse but

team

water flows _downhill_

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it's taking them a while to die.....

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Their big plan was to blow the dam and then outrun the floodwaters in a jeep?

And then, they had to hope that rats couldn't climb?

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so baby lady was fine to get right up and walk up the stairs to the little balcony?

@jonny out came the sun and dried up all the rain
and the giant monster ratties climbed up the house again

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what happened to the Brain Rat?

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okay we're good

now feed the baby the giant food

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She just looks resigned at this point. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Lolololol not the little gentle harp cue for a second while the rat is swimming 😂😂😂😂

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I've seen worse split screen effects.

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Those rats are gonna be okay, though, right?

Shot of rat-infested floodwaters all around th ehouse, and what's left of the cast now stranded on the roof, and all I can think of is Sean Connery in Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade, going "Our situation has NOT IMPROVED."

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They already established these ones don't, square cubed law or something

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The compositing isn't that bad. But it still feels cheap. That 70s veneer is just all over everything.
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@jonny They are football players just because. I think they explained why they came back in a quick conversation I missed most of. I think it was to investigate the giant animals, but that might be wrong. #monsterdon

She recovered from that whole giving birth thing like a champ. #Monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mice on the roof!
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Fun fact. Mi- rats can swim.

Like they're actually quite good at it. They don't just insta-die because water exists.

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lol genuinely expect to see houses flooded and dealing with giant rats this century....

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Your first question about the baby is what it's gender is?!!?!?

I'd think is it alive/is it healthy/is it breathing would all be more relevant questions...but then again I'm not a parent so maybe I'm wrong.

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Wait who puts brick on the 2nd floor ABOVE the wood logs?!?!

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Rat pool party!
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yea god I hate these effects so much stop abusing these rats pls

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she's gonna give birth to a 7000 lbs baby who fights off the creatures and then turns on the humans, basically this is where the plot of Alien Resurrection came from except somehow the baby will be named Thomas after all

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NGL, dime store Harrison Ford could get some. #monsterdon

didn't we have a giant discussion about how rats can swim?

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The rats are drowning in chocolate milk. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Just another Friday in New Jersey.

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Okay, that's a pretty good composite.

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Set the house on fire! Good idea!

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Skyrim but a giant rat spawns every 10 seconds

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rats swim tho

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It's a boy! A BIG boy right? #Monsterdon

must have been one heck of a lake behind that tiny dam

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Why are they pouring chocolate milk on the rats?
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this is going to be a long report for the insurance company #monsterdon

#monsterdon Before watching Bert I. Gordon's "Food of the Gods" (1976) I could have reasonably claimed to never have heard a giant rat doing a "Wilhelm Scream".