Is this going to be like the Animal Liberation Front, that released a bunch of research animals into the wild, in conditions that just fucking killed them immediately?
...gonna need a bigger pool?
@starkraving666 And just like Supernanny, it's the authority figure's fault, not the kid's.
Wow. They could've tried harder with the stuffed dog.
This is a wild episode of Supernanny #monsterdon #foodofthegods2
"The parents are very powerful people, that's why I gave an experimental growth serum to an asshole."
Rofl, I totally just got this whole vibe from that giant rat attacking him scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEuEZehygqM
This definitely has a bigger budget and more quality, yet they still skimped on this part of the effects. He's just running around waving a clearly fake rat.
Maybe it's on purpose? I guess?
"In the next decade, 2 of you will die from cancer. I'll see to it."
ok i'm fading fast so i'm going to get ready for bed but thanks for the double feature @ryan ! #postMonsterdon #monsterdon #WrongFood
This one dude is just like "I would rather watch a kid die than ever test on animals" and then the other is just "kill them all kill them all!!!111!!11oneone"
SO HELP ME DOC IF YOU SHOOT ME UP IN THE BALLS AGAIN I AM GOING TO
AAAAAAAAAAAAGH RIGHT IN THE BALLS YOU MONSTER
"Yeah, but it's no Genesis Wave"
WHY... won't... this... gelatin... CONGEAL?!
Next up on my Tubi playlistβ¦Empire of the Ants
#Monsterdon
Lucky for you the NIH is being slowly destroyed these days, huh?
@ramsey
I dunno, man. Unless rats float and put their paws up in the air when they swim, I think there was some definite cruelty to animals.
It's kind of weird how this sequel is kind of trying to actually be series, yet in the same movie you have a giant toddler screaming cursewords.
hamilton, can you whip up some quality rap about laboratory repair?
OH right I almost forgot
great job team another movie launched into space
thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting
and stay for the afterparty at miku's / ryan's place if y'like
Downloading Marjoe to watch later now, too
#monsterdon
Bingo!
"I need a sample of all his precious bodily fluids"
Based on the final scene of FOTG, one would assume that FOTG2 would be udder fantasy.
and of course thank you @Taweret for hosting this adaptation of a portion of h.g. wells!
Oh Food of the Gods 2. I think I saw that one of cable more often as a kid. And liked it even less. I do kinda remember one scene thought. Which is kinda funny. But not what we wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfm8olM3o2s
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
@rebeld I canβt find it now, but someone else posted that they looked up how they did the effect of βshootingβ the rats, and it seems they used a squirt gun to shoot fake blood at the rats. Apparently, if it you watch it frame-by-frame, you can see the βbloodβ striking the rats.
Whether thatβs considered cruel or not, I donβt know, but they werenβt physically harmed.
Big thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting and @cherizilla@hypertext.monster for the #MonsterdonBingo card
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
Well, at least we've got some nice synthy music going now, lol.
Gotta be from the 80s. That's totally a standard synth from the time period.
i may try to stay up for the unofficial post-show since i don't work tomorrow but i'm pretty tired
I don't know if I have the time to watch the sequel, but I'm sure going to try. If it's only half as bad...
Miru's stream has it shortly.
OK, thanks @Taweret for hosting, @ryan for the stream, @cherizilla for the bingo, @JoeWynne for the trivia, and EVERYONE for the rat love! I gotta go to bed
@nazokiyoubinbou previous #monsterdon entry loganβs run!
#monsterdon Also thanks @JoeWynne ..
@wohali @Taweret @cherizilla @JoeWynne @ryan The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman on her way! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
What is this scene from this thing on @miru 's stream with the horrible "robot" thing made of aluminum foil and with a sideways mouth?
Anyone else watch Major Dad? #monsterdon
Leapinβ lizards (rats)! #Monsterdon
The movie start and end were annoying, but the majority of it held lots of treats. 10/10 for the giant animal scenes.
Thank you @Taweret for another great #Monsterdon
alkjdlkfjadlkjf he did it. the madman @ryan actually did it
GUESSED CORRECTLY #monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
Push! We could use a baby.Are you familiar with quokka?
the closing credits music seemed like all the random mood music clips they auditioned but didn't use. It sure didn't sound like... a song.
ok, so removal of massive mutant rats with your bare hands...ok. #monsterdon
@Bluedepth Ida Lupino this time (Mrs. Skinner)! #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
There was actually a sequel to this. So, that's great. #monsterdon
Now plex thinks I want to watch Horror High. Maybe next week, Plex. Let's see how the voting goes. #monsterdon
This was a long shaggy dog set up for a movie about giant children eating their parents that was never made.
Food of the Gods 2: Saturn Devouring His Father
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
And now: The giant canaries...
what if skinner was principal skinner and his roast was ruined but what if he scoops some oatmeal out of that oatmeal geyser, they call that steamed hams, it's an upstate thing
"giant rats? at this time of year, entirely in your cabin?"
Food of the Gods ends as it began on a freeze frame.
This one was dumb, but also the very likely animal cruelty made it painful to watch to the end.
Hoping for something with just pure stupidity for next time.
no rat wrangler in the credits? π
#monsterdon
thanks for coming everyone! that fucking sucked! another great #monsterdon
Finally we get giant child freeze frame!
Big thanks to our organizer @Taweret and everyone else who makes this event a joy to participate in: @cherizilla 's bingo cards, @JoeWynne 's trivia and drinks, and @ryan 's streams -- but most importantly you for participating!
See you at the next #monsterdon
@amyfou How do you make giant children? (the usual way) :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon
Why did they avoid doing a giant rabbit with fangs? #monsterdon
@pineheap canada has milk in bags, foil-sealed plastic cups seems totally reasonable
@pineheap Well, they ARE Canadian!
It had an ending. That puts it in the upper 10% of #Monsterdon flicks.
we get to exit on creepy credit music
-fin #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
Also, has anyone ever seen milk in containers like that?
#Monsterdon
This movie has some interesting implications about future monsters, but, uh... eh.
Their baby was born to the sound of hundreds of giant rats, screaming as they drowned. Later in life, he would wonder at that terrible partial memory that he could not place, but his parents would say nothing!
I went to a social thing and missed #Monsterdon so far, which means that I need to infer what's happening from everyone else's posts.
Ohoh I know the sequel!
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods
Oh man this was a bad movie in all the best ways! π
Thanks for joining in everyone! I had a lot of fun with this one and its awful effects, rofl.
And the moral of the story: If you find mysterious white goo laying around do not eat it. A lesson many of us learned the hard way. #monsterdon
Don't worry Morgan, "Honey, I blew up the baby" is a lovely Rick Moranis comedy.
#Monsterdon
#TheFoodofthegods
see I was looking forward to another appearance by Apocalypse Cow ("She shoots FIRE from her TEETS!") but no
it's just eventual giant kids
anyway the stupid protagonist fucks off to his football team, F.O.T.G. fucks off to the sea and then into cows and thus into milk and children. sure, whatever.
I've never read the H.G. Wells original, but this was good enough (aside from the animal abuse) that perhaps I will to waste away the taste of animal abuse. I believe there are comic book adaptations too.
and thatβs why you homeschool the kids #monsterdon
Why did they even have the pregnant lady #monsterdon
#monsterdon CALGON TAKE ME AWAY
(For people in the future watching this, it gets very not-cool wrt animals suffering at around 1:20:00 or so, so when you see this scene in the screenshot just skip ahead to 1:24:00 for a cheesy as fuck voiceover from Marjoe Pesci)
"Babe the Blue Ox... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" #Fargo
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that little girl WOULD be terrifying giant
No not Ida! #monsterdon
Oh my God that cow was looking right at me
So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #TheFoodoftheGods . Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: ...it would appear you move back three spaces and lose a turn.
Damn, giant kids too?
#Monsterdon
OHHHH, it's the NBA origin story!
this ending think a lot more highly of the movie than the rest of the movie did.
Giant fifth graders! #Monsterdon
that fake water looks... fake. #monsterdon
WAIT WAIT WAIT this is the origin story of Martian hypercattle?!
"Oh the hypercattles' hummin..." πΆ
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they ARE going to make giant children!
Gonna need a bigger school.
drink your milk, kids, so you'll grow up big and strong!
This movie is just *not* letting us go, is it?
Why am i bothered by the rat population of this island? No birds or other critters? #monsterdon
You know what, I miss the #Monsterdon movies that just end suddenly
My worst nightmare - giant kids
Whoa that was quite realistic birth for this kind of movie #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods
#Monsterdon
Monster movie trope says one of these rate must not be dead.
Cows... Milk... MANY MANY GIANT BABIES! GOOOOOOOOAL!!!
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods
wasn't The Killer Cow a supervillain in The Tick?
Food of the Gods 2: Attack of the Giant Cows
#Monsterdon
Oh please, let this lead right into Land of the Giants! #monsterdon
Yes, Holsteins. The most terrifying of all cattle breeds
i think that there is still the little problem of like the source of that spring of giant-making goo and the fact that you apparently never told anyone about it #monsterdon