Oh my God that cow was looking right at me

#Monsterdon

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #TheFoodoftheGods . Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: ...it would appear you move back three spaces and lose a turn.

Damn, giant kids too?
#Monsterdon

OHHHH, it's the NBA origin story!

#Monsterdon

this ending think a lot more highly of the movie than the rest of the movie did.

#monsterdon

Giant fifth graders! #Monsterdon

that fake water looks... fake. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐓 🐇 🐄 🌽 🥚 🍿 👺 😱

they ARE going to make giant children!

WAIT WAIT WAIT this is the origin story of Martian hypercattle?!

"Oh the hypercattles' hummin..." 🎶

#Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger school.

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

drink your milk, kids, so you'll grow up big and strong!

#monsterdon

This movie is just *not* letting us go, is it?

#monsterdon #thefoodofthegods

Why am i bothered by the rat population of this island? No birds or other critters? #monsterdon

Whoa that was quite realistic birth for this kind of movie #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon
Monster movie trope says one of these rate must not be dead.

Cows... Milk... MANY MANY GIANT BABIES! GOOOOOOOOAL!!!
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods

Food of the Gods 2: Attack of the Giant Cows
#Monsterdon

Oh please, let this lead right into Land of the Giants! #monsterdon

Yes, Holsteins. The most terrifying of all cattle breeds

#Monsterdon

So earlier I was joking about "many rats were harmed" but now I'm like "no seriously".
#monsterdon

So, giant fishes and/or sharks now? Ebirah?

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Giant cows!

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

@nev maybe the baby got just trace amounts of FOTG and will grow up to be a basketball player

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐓 🐇 🐄 🌽 🥚 🍿 👺 😱

but the camper had a broken axle how did you fix that???

Those are different jars?!?! The first set were screw top!

#monsterdon

yayy! Epilogue!

His scary father was right!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon

Jaws music right before revealing the white rat on the roof.

Sudden exposition. And adult cows. #monsterdon

#monsterdon That farm house was really on the top of a hill. That must have been an amazing flood.

Jars being washed down to the local dairy farm?

#monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

@davesdogmaggie

Now for the real battle... Kansas City style or Carolina style? FIGHT!

#MOnsterdon

you were able to get a BROKEN AXLE fixed long enough to

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon

Yeah, I remember this scene. 🙄

Yes giant eels come on #monsterdon

Well let's get back to the mainland and screw like rabbits. #monsterdon

Why is there suddenly snow everywhere that wasn't there before?

I thought this must be taking place much later, but the jars are still there and it hasn't dried up, so I guess this is the same day?

#Monsterdon

oh no! giant fish?!

#monsterdon

So they didn't make the baby giant?

#Monsterdon

THE END?!

c'mon give us a giant question mark i fucking dare you

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

#Monsterdon 🐓 🐇 🐄 🌽 🥚 🍿 👺 😱

there really needed to be more kindsa giant animals in this movie

So thats how you make Ratatouillie

#Monsterdon
#FoodoftheGods
#foodofthegods1976

Everyone after flooding the area to kill some rats:
#Monsterdon

Now let's make love
#monsterdon

come on....

#Monsterdon

I can see the head. Of a giant rat.
#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

yesss pour the fotg on the dead giant rat pyre so the baby flames will grow huge

#monsterdon

@nev ... A *giant* rabbit hole?

#Monsterdon

OMG
EW
WTF
#monsterdon

This is like those buffalo skull pile pictures
#monsterdon

I love how clean those coats are despite the rat invasion and the damn bursting

#Monsterdon

@dogwelder #monsterdon

Because if they put them in a Great Ball, they can evolve them into a Level 2 Pokemon.

Surprise Attack!
It's Moby Rat!
🐀
#Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

rat meat's good cookin'!

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

@apLundell They'd be dam lucky if that worked --dad #monsterdon

Okay, breath, focus on your happy place, now push. And ignore the giant rats.

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

WHy are they collecting the rats? #monsterdon

I dunno maybe big rats don't swim well but now you have a lake of grow-goo contaminated water I don't think the prognosis is good...like what about everything that might drink this water? #Monsterdon

Atreyu!!!! You hit me with a gun!!!

#monsterdon

Nooooooooo!
#Monsterdon

Okay, wat. Paintballing rats is bad... but how do you fake drowned rats?
#monsterdon

So that huge rat dies while gnawing on that lady's neck? #Monsterdon

oh my god FUCKING STOP

I hope the people responsible for these effects with live rats die an equally violent death

#Monsterdon

Oh no, he hurt Brain! #monsterdon #pinky

lol, there's Brain Rat!

#Monsterdon

lady looks remarkably composed for having given birth like literally 3 minutes ago.

#monsterdon

Architecture fact: Many New England houses have a Widow's Walk, and many Canadian houses have a Rat Escape Balcony

#Monsterdon

they keep finding new ways to make their situation worse but

team

water flows _downhill_

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

it's taking them a while to die.....

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🐓 🐇 🐄 🌽 🥚 🍿 👺 😱

so baby lady was fine to get right up and walk up the stairs to the little balcony?

@jonny out came the sun and dried up all the rain
and the giant monster ratties climbed up the house again

#monsterdon

what happened to the Brain Rat?

#Monsterdon

okay we're good

now feed the baby the giant food

#Monsterdon

She just looks resigned at this point. #Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Lolololol not the little gentle harp cue for a second while the rat is swimming 😂😂😂😂

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I've seen worse split screen effects.

…

Those rats are gonna be okay, though, right?

Shot of rat-infested floodwaters all around th ehouse, and what's left of the cast now stranded on the roof, and all I can think of is Sean Connery in Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade, going "Our situation has NOT IMPROVED."

#Monsterdon

@Taweret

They already established these ones don't, square cubed law or something

#Monsterdon

The compositing isn't that bad. But it still feels cheap. That 70s veneer is just all over everything.
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods

She recovered from that whole giving birth thing like a champ. #Monsterdon

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mice on the roof!
#Monsterdon

Fun fact. Mi- rats can swim.

Like they're actually quite good at it. They don't just insta-die because water exists.

#Monsterdon

lol genuinely expect to see houses flooded and dealing with giant rats this century....

#Monsterdon

Wait who puts brick on the 2nd floor ABOVE the wood logs?!?!

#monsterdon

Your first question about the baby is what it's gender is?!!?!?

I'd think is it alive/is it healthy/is it breathing would all be more relevant questions...but then again I'm not a parent so maybe I'm wrong.

#Monsterdon

Rat pool party!
#Monsterdon

yea god I hate these effects so much stop abusing these rats pls

#Monsterdon

she's gonna give birth to a 7000 lbs baby who fights off the creatures and then turns on the humans, basically this is where the plot of Alien Resurrection came from except somehow the baby will be named Thomas after all

#Monsterdon

NGL, dime store Harrison Ford could get some. #monsterdon

didn't we have a giant discussion about how rats can swim?

#monsterdon

The rats are drowning in chocolate milk. #Monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

Just another Friday in New Jersey.

#Monsterdon #TheFoodOfTheGods

Okay, that's a pretty good composite.

#monsterdon #thefoodofthegods

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
  WatchVibe™️

Flood Effects⬇️
Jock Leadership ⬇️
Rat Revenge ⬆️

Set the house on fire! Good idea!

#Monsterdon

Skyrim but a giant rat spawns every 10 seconds

#monsterdon #FoodOfTheGods

rats swim tho

#Monsterdon

It's a boy! A BIG boy right? #Monsterdon

must have been one heck of a lake behind that tiny dam

#monsterdon

Why are they pouring chocolate milk on the rats?
#Monsterdon #FoodoftheGods

this is going to be a long report for the insurance company #monsterdon