You can’t even SMELL a dollar’s worth of gas these days.

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it's a cute little MG, though

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Love how Shell looks like He'll.
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The more they say Dunwich the more it sounds like a weird new hogie. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

#monsterdon what did I miss, creepy locals making our heroes uncomfortable?

Hey, mind if I take your gas station?

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Patented "HELL" gas

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"I'm a student of the occult". You're a goddamn freak is what you are, Dean Stockwell

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sHELL station..

Oh, she's "almost out of gas" I see what it's all about :3

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Tonight, on Quantum Dagon

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Her second bad move of the night. #Monsterdon

My copy froze. I'm missing out! #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

really thought she was gonna sneak him the book #monsterdon

I knew I should have gotten that spare tire fixed. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

Despite this film's insistence, I've always said "Dun-ich" for the town.

"I'd really like to glance thru that book, the NECRONOMICON."
Yes, give the cute guy the incomprehensibly evil book.

"However I know enough about strange things not to laugh at them."
But not enough to be on guard of the occultist.

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THE DUNWITCH DEADLINE

"my bus ticket!"

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oh yeah, """missed his bus""" alright, bro.

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Don't trust a guy with a Pinky ring.
But the blond girl will.

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“You’re afraid” yes, that you’ll keep smoking NEAR THE IRREPLACEABLE BOOK 🤦🏼‍♀️ #Monsterdon

@amyfou Oh God, here we go... WASPS summoning shit again.

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Dunwich? More like Dumwich! I'm right.
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@Taweret the layer of nicotine-and-tar varnish sealed it all in too for mojo preservation #Monsterdon

These two guys totally traffic women, don't they? #Monsterdon

IN A WORLD

WITHOUT PHOTOCOPIES

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Dean is being very creepy.

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Another dimension. A dimension of sight. Of sound. Of thinly veiled author politics.

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THat's your last word, all right.
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...a dimension of SAVINGS AT MENARDS! 🪕 🪕 🪕

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I don't know. Seems like an upstanding kid. #monsterdon

So this is about alien demons? I wonder how the native demons feel about that? (Sorry, just waking up from a nap...)

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That book is like a book. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

good news everyone, we’re making The Dunwich Horror from The Dunwich Horror #monsterdon

dude's who say they're students of the occult being creepy skeeves, since 1970 at least.

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Odious Bible? Bible so stinky.
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one ringy-dingy

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Baby Dean Stockwell sounds like he's stoned. Is he going to sound like this the whole movie?

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"...I'm a Necromomiconologist"

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@peterries Now I'm hungry! LOL

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Dean Stockwell is almost unrecognizable, he's so young. And turning in an intense performance. #Monsterdon

It's hard to take this movie seriously with this soundtrack.
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70s people were so oily and sweaty

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Dr Armitage? The 1st?
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Wheatley?

Is he going to take the Necronomicon... to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

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Making a music video for Belle and Sebastian’s “Wrapped Up in Books” using the library Necronomicon scenes.

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#monsterdon It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Whately
Likewise Mr Begley

we are witnessing THE POWER OF PORNSTACHE in this film, sure

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no joke, i'm not used to stockwell speaking so softly. Every other role I've seen him in he's boisterous.

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“He was a great man”
“They hanged him”
“Yes, he was a great hung man” #Monsterdon

@peterries 😂

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holy cow, i think i might need a minute.

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Oh is it a read along?

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what should we call this character in our cosmic horror... Mr Wiggly, perfect

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You'd think someone might have made other copies over the years

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Wilber Wiggly, of the Wiggly Wobblies?

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a second ~ring~ book was cast!

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wait wait is this guy baby dead stockwell??? holy cow!

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Ed Begley Senior exists. #monsterdon

This is how Quantum Leaping got figured out #Monsterdon

I trust him
Famous last words

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"i was only reading it out loud"

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No gloves? Certainly putting one’s entire palm on the page #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

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maybe don't read the necromonicon aloud, friend

(i'll keep recycling this joke until someone out there gets it)

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Nancy would have made an excellent Manson chick. #Monsterdon

Checking out the Necronomicon is just one bonus of having a library card.

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"Young man, I am familiar with Dunwich..."

"Dunwhere?"

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@CactuarJoe ziggy said he was ok

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#Monsterdon not waiting at all for #Opening the #Gate... Sheesh...

"SSSSHH!" #Monsterdon

Story Wilbur: 7 foot tall hairy guy with the face like a goat
Movie WIlbur: little Dead Stockwell and his fluffy mustache
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"Oh, not this shit again."

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@CactuarJoe just to see what it feels like #monsterdon

That handwritten page is totally not what he opened the book to. #monsterdon
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In the 70s every library had the Necronomicon just kicking around those were the times we lived in #Monsterdon

sure get your muppety sausage fingers all over the priceless antique

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I've seen Evil Dead, you don't read evil books out loud
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"You're giving our rarest book to the first kook that comes along!"

"Well, uh, I trust him! And by trust, I mean, I found him hot! Staches are my type, what can I say?"

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*mummy fez guy* NO, YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!

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He does not have great eyes!

Those are the eyes of a killer, Bella!

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I mean, libraries basically do let anyone read their books. So she's just kind of acting the part of librarian.

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Literally she is giving the rarest book to the first kook that comes along

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YES FINALLY

THE PASSWORD LIST IT'S BEEN RIGHT HERE ALL ALONG

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Letting that guy read the book?

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"I trust him."

WHY

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I always enjoy #Monsterdon more before a holiday. Otherwise it is a late start here on the east coast.

I don't think I ever read the short story The Dunwich Horror, tonight's film, is based on.

https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/65891-the-dunwich-horror

The music over the titles is already making some heavy promises.

Is 1970 Dean Stockwell where 1980s Dean Learner (Richard Ayoade) got his haircut from?

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That book is priceless which is why we were just reading it outside
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Oh my librarian, do not treat a rare book like that! #monsterdon

I don't suppose it will do any harm to let a random stranger touch an ancient book of EEEEEVILLLL!
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#thedunwichhorror

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So, why doesn't the guy just come back tomorrow and get proper permission from the head librarian?

It's not like librarians are in the business of keeping books secret. Just show up during normal hours!

Nice grocers quotes around "Necronomicon" #monsterdon

MAKE HIM READ THE BOOK IN FRONT OF YOU!

Or not. Whatever

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If you need to warn him about it, maybe you should take care of it yourself

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"And now, if you'll take the necronomicon to the library..."

The kind of thing you hear at any research university.

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sure old phds love necronomicons

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Kreepy, much!?

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I travelled a long way... by bus...

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