#monsterdon I like to keep my poisons in a lunch box with fake gold stuff glued to it.

GRADY FROM SANFORD AND SON????
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Oh, I just read up about the movie. THis one is better experienced on mastodon without actually watching it ;P #monsterdon

Thou canst not open thy tea box with thine left hand alone; neither with thine right. Thou shalt use BOTH hands

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ruh-roh

@CactuarJoe good to the last WEOOP

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My necronomicon lunchbox

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Did all of that weird shit just happen in the bathroom?? #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Crimson Peak taught me this

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Ok, this ten-note theme that they are using for every bit of this soundtrack is starting to drive me slightly mad

Is this movie the real Necrinomicom? #Monsterdon

And out come the roofies. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

Let's see, he's disabled her car, drugged her tea, I think about the only thing left for him to do is steal her panties. #Monsterdon

Ziggy says there's a 99.9 percent chance this movie is crap, Sam!

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What in the world is that towel rack in the kitchen? I've never seen one like it. #Monsterdon

what a fancy case to keep all your unlicensed narcotics in, sir.

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Ah yes a special tea box 🙄

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lol wait Dunwich and Arkham are both fictional towns in Massachusetts (supposedly based on Athol and Oakham resp.) so in the opening scene "I've traveled a long way" bro literally took a 1 hr bus #monsterdon

Dude... fucking... CONSENT. CAN WE HAVE ONE FUCKING MOVIE WHERE THE DUDE ACCEPTS THAT CONSENT IS IMPORTANT?

Fucking around with her car to make her stay is not valid consent.

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#Monsterdon getting the special tea from his stash

Did Corman demand that they use some random ocean footage #monsterdon

I like his giant Mike & Ike's sculptures.

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#Monsterdon whoa trippy vision time

Theremin tea. #Monsterdon

@brooke it's the best instrument to convey a horror beyond human comprehension

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dean stockwell makes you tea asmr stream #monsterdon

And that ladies, is why we all need to understand basic car maintenance. #Monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

hippy montage

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@kcarr2015

[Looks at my iced tea]

How dare you.

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Stealing the wire from the distributor cap? Is he a Sound of Music nun?
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I remember the nuns in The Sound of Music doing the same thing. I’m sure it’s all fine

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Theramin in the background, niiiice!

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what kinda car is that?

Wait, Dean Stockwell is the bad guy!?
*gasp*

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Now let's see if we can fix this British car OOPS

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@wohali

Does that count as "Nudity" for Bingo?

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scooby-doo plot device comes with scooby-doo music, very nice

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that car is so tiny and cute and i fear he's about to be quite rude to it.

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Oh yes, that's the Dean Stockwell guy from "Quantum Leap" – I just realized who he was.

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Cup of cheese? #Monsterdon

Is the creepy music diagetic or not? Because it seemed in the background of the shot, as if the house itself was pumping it out. Which would fit.
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I'd be more likely to trust Baby Sam if he'd quit stroking his soup strainer.

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He’s going to Cosby her, isn’t he?

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#monsterdon It's not that this is a particularly bad movie otherwise but this one guy's "Sugar Bear" line delivery is sleep inducing

Who the hell drinks tea at 11:00pm, is this guy closet British?

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"There's a bathroom right there. Don't get it confused with my ether closet or chloroform nook." #Monsterdon

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LIPTON FTAGHN

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join me in the conversation pit and I'll show you my mild telekinetic abilities

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I've seen this kitchen set somewhere before.

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Ah yes, the sinister tea kettle

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#Monsterdon there is a *lot* of theremin in this soundtrack y'all

NORMAL GUY

I'M A NORMAL GUY

LOOK AT ME BEING A NORMAL GUY WITH A GIRL

...normalguy

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I'm expecting a face in that spooky red window.
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Gotta turn the ashtray. #Monsterdon

This guy takes acting with your eyes to a new level #monsterdon

Well, what do ya think?
I think I maybe shoulda not driven you home.

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oooooh it's the 70s, the magic crystals have arrived

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Did he just pick his nose?
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@CactuarJoe Dracthulu

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as he peels away the moustache

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Don't trust this moustache, girl.
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How is she not getting creep vibes from his every look and gesture???

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It's the standard haunted fixer-upper.

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Dean is creepy and the stasche looks glued on

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His house is a museum
When people come to see 'um
They really are a scre-am..

@brooke omg... LOL

A uh.... what?

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@cullen_waters dont act like you haven't seen this movie a dozen times already. I'm like 90% certain that if I went to your review site, I would find this movie there.

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I think he murdered Raggedy Ann for those kitchen curtains.

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"...sure it's big enough, but look at the location"

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Okay. Dammit movie that interior is so Haunted Mansion. I kind of love it. #monsterdon #TheDunwichHorror1970

Also: NEVER DRINK THE TEA

Taupe pants and a corduroy blazer indicate that we are approaching peek 70s.

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Right on schedule: bad day-for-night

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he's so shiny that stuck on moustache must be sliding all over the place #monsterdon

Dagone Girl

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Could that octagon window get silvered to use against monsters, or am in the wrong mythology for that? #monsterdon

Her 3rd bad move of the night. #Monsterdon

He lives in a psychedellic vampire's lair. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "i have a ... pleasure room"

Hey, not bad on the inside
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Groovy?
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not to victim blame here, but she did see his moustache and still decided to go in with him.

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oh thank you aziz

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OB: never go to a second location. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

You live in a Spirit Halloween!? RAD!

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IA IA
AZIZ LIGHT

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I just live in this creepy old mansion and act like a creep all the time and for some reason the neighbors don't like me #monsterdon

Did he say Have a drink and cut the cheese?
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Theremin has arrived in earnest..

Heard it!

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That guy is a zombie. He only asked 1 dollar for gas.
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Stockwell: "I've been treated like that since the day I was born....it was only later when Corman let me out of the cage..."

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@RobynGoodfellow "I'd like a Dunwich with extra cheese my good sir"

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In the 1970s, if a hard hat wasn't available, one could simply use enough hair spray and get the same level of protection.

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The necronomicon gave Dean Stockwell the power to get cheap gas.

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I get the feeling he gets treated that way because he returns the favor.

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@cocaine_owlbear Yeah, there's a 60...no, 70... wait *hits phone* 99 percent chance you're right!

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everyone in Dunwitch is afraid of THE STACHE

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The gas station brand name definitely looked like "Hell"

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His voice is like nails on a chalkboard in this. #monsterdon #The DunwichHorror

they don't like his pornstache

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