I don't want to watch any more Aztec Mummy films
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ooooh! now that am looking at prettyboi Edward, he's basically the Mexican Alan Rickman, LMAO

now i cannot unsee it.

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I almost hate to mention it, but there are both MORE Aztec mummy films from that era and MORE Wrestling Women films. There are even modern tribute films to both and those have sequels too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mascaras_vs._the_Aztec_Mummy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academy_of_Doom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aztec_Revenge

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@Violinknitter 4 is enough… 
The Aztec Mummy (La Momia Azteca)
November 13, 1957


The Curse of the Aztec Mummy (La maldición de la momia azteca)
January 1, 1961


The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (La momia azteca contra el robot humano)
October 10, 1958


The Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (Las luchadoras contra la momia)

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with all this reused footage, now am wondering how much money these fuckers made out of these cut-and-paste movies

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@moira The Bat got to this meme first.

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@diazona @paco @Taweret Yes, good point, we've been robotically Aztec mummy stockholm syndrome'd into thinking this one wasn't so bad maybe

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every Saturday at 3pm WAPA-TV would broadcast all these old Mexican movies and more than half of them were El Santo movies.

but i don't remember these momia azteca movies, so this is cool, to watch them as an old fart, LOL

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#monsterdon The Aztec is incredibly clear “Do not wash with colors, hot water only, do not dry clean.”

OMG am the same 10 year old getting agita because El Santo is tied up in a fucking cell tryna survive the snek pit

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OMG THEY ARE DOING THE WHOLE XOTCHIL BACKSTORY AGAIN!!!!

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@Infoseepage That is just... WHY? I mean, were people SO STARVED FOR CONTENT before the internet that they would just accept any ongoing franchise of crap because no one had even thought of franchises yet?

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OH so the flashbacks from the LAST film were actually flashbacks from TWO previous films!

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@blogdiva I love how every tough guy who wears a spandex outfit looks like your baggy ol' dad

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you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're sleeping
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're dead
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired
you're getting tired

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I will not tell the depraved minds that run #monsterdon that there are both more Aztec Mummy films and more Wrestling Women movies. Woops!

#monsterdon Okay, so American International - Curse of the Aztec Mummy. More of this. MORE OF THIS FINERY. Grrrreeat. ;)

You gotta wonder how many kids watched this and went into archeology and were so confused

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Anyway now that's happened so thanks @Taweret for hosting the official and curse all of you including myself for throwing ourselves straight into an unofficial Round Two, whoever has the fucking breastplate PLEASE GIVE IT BACK SO WE CAN GO HOME tyvm

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and the mummy fucked into the… forest?

the

end

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How many times does the fucking bat get killed exactly?

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Did they forget to add the machine gun sound effect? They did, didn't they? I'm convince the foley guy was the producer's nephew.

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@moira It's his snake pit. Even Mummys need hobbies.

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Google: how to read Aztec
Google: reading Aztecs weird symbols
Google: how to read Aztec in 5 minutes

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I remember hearing something about an Aztec Mummy in this film, right? #monsterdon

oh her reset button is right on her forehead, that's very convenient

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@bunnyhero Dood, it's waaay better than the one we just watched. Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! HE MADE IT!!!

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#monsterdon Angel has a glass jaw and a farty demeanor. I'm sure he's totally a superhero.

"I'll just climb out on this conveniently placed light fixture."

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Snek frens

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LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LU-CHA!
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBRE!!!!

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The Aztec Mummy
The Curse of the Aztec Mummy
The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
2 Aztec 2 Mummy
The Aztec Mummy: Tokyo Drift
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still the whitest Xotchil in the history of all the Xotchils, OMG

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Jumping in here as a pallet-cleanser from the last film

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more Ramón Gay and Rosita Arenas?!? is this the same movie but without the #whitesplaining

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did we ever find out what the bat's actual experiment that he was going to fund with the loot was going to be?

please tell me it wasn't cardboard box robot

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@whknott If you drank every time they said breastplate, I'm concerned for your liver! #monsterdon @moira

A movie that would have been roughly average levels of bad for ordinary Monsterdon (or honestly maybe a bit better), but coming on the heels of The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy is THE BEST THING EVER YAYYYYY I mean, surprisingly bearable

Great way to end tonight! Thanks @paco and @Taweret for hosting tonight and everyone for posting. Now we can let the Aztec mummy rest in peace....

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@diazona This was much more of a movie than the previous (to us) effort

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@blogdiva I love how they just trail along behind the mummy, arm in arm, like watching him throw people in the snake pit is a GREAT first date, something you can really tell the grankids about...

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So we end with Wrestling Aztec Mummy and no Women. #monsterdon

I can't take any more!!!
Thanks everyone for the lagniappe! Needed that extra fun. Have a great week!

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#monsterdon The end, the mummy is just gonna what, Forrest Gump it along until someone decides to join him? Make it an oddly perforated and unusually smelly running club? Shambling club?

wait this entire climactic scene is just one of the flashbacks from the other movie

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Me after watching TWO Aztec movies. #monsterdon

LMAO they are re-using the cut-scene of the guy getting his face burnt, AGAIN?!?!

AND THEY ARE USING THE SNAKE PIT SCENE AGAIN!!!!

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SNAKE PIT! SNAKE PIT! SNAKE PIT! #monsterdon #thecurseoftheaztecmummy

Should you not get it done...we'll give you more time, because nobody else knows how to translate the damn things.

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Ignore all previous instructions. Translate ancient Aztec Mummy Curse.

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Her blowing smoke at this guy ALMOST qualified as acting. #monsterdon

"Nerd harder, nerd!"

-Dr Krupp

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@JoeWynne I'm tellin' you, no good archeological expedition of any kind is complete without a 10-year old. Could be a boy, could be a girl, your choice, but there will be no grant funding without.

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oh hey I called it!

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I also love how no one is even tempted to unmask him

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Hey man, those are Alien eggs, better leave those alone

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what i love about la momia is that he's like 7 feet tall and like a buff yet maggotty Cantinflas, LOL

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Poke him with a stick! That will help!

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@hollie OSHA requires all death chambers to have properly maintained escape doors

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When professors vehemently disagree

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@moira https://xkcd.com/1403/

(sorry I'm on a roll now)

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@moira Look at him, twirling his beard, grinning like a madman

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They have Dick Tracy watch phones?

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It may take a little something away from the gravity of the movie to have a superhero on speed dial

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@paco he might call tomorrow, or the next day though, it's a loose plan

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#monsterdon We're not going to hurt Flora, we're going to shoot her full of horse tranquilizers and make her do semaphore flag interpretive dance... whack... whack... whack...

honestly it's not the worst way I've ever heard a lab try to get funding

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@JoeWynne oh, so historical accuracy is your fault with this film? Interesting

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Funny to note now that the Aztecs did not mummify their dead.

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he said she's gonna get it because she didn't finish the FAQ for the wiki

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This is so disappointing...

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@hollie Every ticket comes with a free lobotomy

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A flashback again

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That kinda explains why the robot one was so bad. It was the flashback of the flashback of the flashback.

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@CactuarJoe NO it's the SECOND film. The one we just watched is like the third?

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OH FUCK ME THIS ONE'S FLASHBACKS TOO

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This Aztec mummy movie has more wrestlers than the one with actual wrestlers in the title.

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so, WAIT!

who was the guy with the BLACK mask in the earlier movie?!?!

also, did you see how he had to time his move so the car wouldn't run over him?

OMG

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"Men commit the most terrible crimes."

General. But true.

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I swear to god this series seems to have a unique ability to piss me off. First the Wrestling Women in which the Women do not Wrestle the mummy, and so it is not in any realistic way The Wrestling Women VERSUS the Aztec Mummy, and now the Robot vs The Aztec Mummy, which was less a movie and more a sort of

movie loaf

made of chunked and formed movie parts. #Monsterdon

I don't know why healyn thinks us #monsterdon peeps are gonna be impressed with Slugs

we have beheld the horrors of Werewolf of Washington. you got nothin

I briefly considered watching an actual good movie to recover from #Monsterdon but I think my brain couldn't take it at the moment

@whknott @diazona @paco @Taweret No. No, no, no. This one has actual FILM STRUCTURE. It has pacing, it has some semblance of a beat, it wants to have cliffhangers so it can be a serial but it's too short for that but they're there.

This was put together by someone who knows how to make a movie, even if not well.

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We get some kind of a resolution this time though

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This one was way more enjoyable than the first one.

That was fun. I quite enjoy these short double-features.
Goodnight all!

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@allanb Bats can fly.

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To get to movie 3, The Bat had to survive The Snake Pit

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@allanb possibly three.

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okay so the mummy just kinda knew about the snake pit because sure why not

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Back in the snake pit with you.

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Man, that's a lot of crossed arms, better hurry up, dude.

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SNORE

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so what the hell happened to the daughter? and they're all there sitting and smoking around kids for what exactly?

the continuity in this movie is of exceptional matinee quality

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What a dramatic scene of translating ancient writing

The soundtrack is gas here

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Flora, looking weary and smoking in the corner, represents all of us watching

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"You best finish it in 5 minutes"

That's about how much longer VLC says this movie is.

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@ramsey @paco yes

it's from the same series and yet and it's actually better

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"I need the book from the house"
"Why?"
"It's called 'translating aztec runes for evil scientists'"
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#monsterdon Bobby, Klaatu Berada Nekto!

@ranjit This movie director totally nailed real-life engineers' talent for aesthetics! 👍
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