We're going to go to the police!
They'll know what to do!

(He gonna die...)

#Monsterdon

I think Richie isn't looking forward to teaching Dave chess.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Yeah, sure, the cops'll know what to do. Stymied by a stapler, definitely reliable. #Monsterdon

It is so funny to see 28 year old Steve McQueen acting this character, who is, what 20 tops?

Cracks me up. #Monsterdon

the police deal with alien goo monsters all the time. they got this

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I don't have high hopes for the longevity of that dog... ☹️ #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
“It’s got the doc!… He was all gone!” All in a monotone that conveys no emotion whatsoever.

yeah. the _police_ will know what to do. _that's_ hilarious #monsterdon

@Fanfalla JELLY, EVEN
#Monsterdon

HE WAS COVERED IN JAM!!!!! #Monsterdon

steve could not tell her the horror of the cranberry jelly rolling along the floor

#Monsterdon

The Doctor was clearly a man of good... taste. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

@Taweret I'm going to guess, based on past films, they're stubbornly NOT trying fire? ... starts rooting for the blob. #monsterdon

@strangefour Least. professional. stage. dog. #monsterdon

Kate's just rolling away now, not a care in the world. #monsterdon

like what were you imagining bullets were gonna do tho?

#monsterdon

They got Dr T, when what they needed was Mr T.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Damn it dog. Don't spike the camera.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

@chirpbirb@meow.social The one treatment every patient can afford?

#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958

leave a beer trap out, maybe it's a space slug! #monsterdon

Man stumbling around because he has ready access to guns but not flashlights is also wholesome Americana @jonny #monsterdon

@chirpbirb It's the 50s, there's a gun on every mantle, in every drawer, and in every glove box.

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WHY Kate? You just had to like...stand there. #Monsterdon

Frankly, going for the gun was *adorable.* Hey it's immune to acid, do you think THE SLIME might also be immune to PROJECTILES? HMMMM #Monsterdon

@strangefour #Monsterdon That’s how you can tell this is an American movie.

Wonder how much that guy got paid to bark into a microphone for 40 minutes. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

@ryan Gotta try that conventional weaponry! #monsterdon #TheBlob

Shotguns won't stop it! Thank goodness Doc has a door!

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

What doctor doesn't have a gun in their office, this is America! Lmao #Monsterdon

SHE GOT BLOBBED

#Monsterdon

Okay, what's #Monsterdon and why am I seeing a bunch of posts about it all of a sudden?

the doctor says the man's arm a blob ate
he may have to amputate
but don't worry
be happy

#Monsterdon

THE NEXT STEP IS A GUN!? Dud if acid don't do shit I don't think some hot lead is gonna do shit. Should have tried that the other way around.
RIP nurse?
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"Acid didn't work, clearly a bullet will stop it." #Monsterdon

Kate, stand still! Stay as far away as possible! Stay calm! #monsterdon

if #monsterdon has taught us anything it’s that small arms fire always works

Kate's been Jello'd, old man. She's goo now. #Monsterdon

So SHE'S dead. #monsterdon #TheBlob

Death by tripping. Send More Nurses. #Monsterdon #TheBlob

#Monsterdon “It must have absorbed him!” Nice diagnosis doc, you go to school for that?

Nurse has nerves of spaghetti.

"i'm a doctor in the united states, i clearly have a gun nearby"

#Monsterdon

Gun, finally. That always works. Anyway, I'm just going for a jog now...
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Doctor Totally-Unaware-of-What’s-Happening-to-Patient-in-the-Next-Room
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The Blob SCOFFS! At your acid! #Monsterdon #TheBlob

They tried one thing and now nothing can work! #monsterdon

trivia: the role of the Blob was the screen debut of one of the California Raisins #monsterdon

Shooting the amorphous blob is surely going to work!

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

"...I don't know what this is, and I sure don't want to know what that old man had for lunch!"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Stand still! Blob vision is based on movement! #monsterdon

Oh yes, Doctor, just like an acid. A classic effect well known to all medical professionals. #Monsterdon

We have Something Jiggles or Wobbles! #Monsterdon

OH NO, WHERE'D HE GO?! #Monsterdon

"we can't leave the dog here, he'd starve"
chuckling "yeah that's right"
steve has a relatability score of 0 so far
#monsterdon

THA BLOOOOOB

#Monsterdon

SPAAAAAAACE PRUUUUUUUUNE! #monsterdon

Lol, I'm getting maybe 1/6th of the #monsterdon toots. Poor Jorts is struggling under the millstone of #monsterdon tonight. Is Jorts.horse #monsterdone?

WHERE DID HE GO?

#Monsterdon

Oh good, the film's designated shrieker is here. #Monsterdon

Are these other teens flirting with Steve? We're they just annoyed he was hanging out with a girl?
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

YOLO, Steve, YOLO!!! #Monsterdon

Whoa! They swiped the old man's dog.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

pppst! hey! rover! DON'T LOOK AT THE DIRECTOR! goddammit I thought you were a professional YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN #monsterdon

@blue dogs and cats should be immune, simple rule
#monsterdon

Dog's the most photogenic member of the cast #Monsterdon

@brion Aren't you supposed to give it a lick too? #monsterdon

these men are all 20 years too old for these roles and i cannot take their teenager antics seriously

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doggyyyyyy #monsterdon

no movies?? #monsterdon

I hope that cute little dog doesn't get blobbed 3: #monsterdon

#monsterdon once again strong Man Or Astroman chatter vibes. "Just hot roddin' around the universe"

that dogs getting eaten. asap. #Monsterdon

Skyrockets in flight, the blob thinks your flesh is a motherfucking delight. #monsterdon #theblob

zero preservation instincts from these kids i stg

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheBlob1958
Nice acid-throw on the camera effect

@WhiskeySailor It's as big as a whale, and it's ready to set saaaaaaaail! #monsterdon

"...the blobs of the night, what sweet songs they sing"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

not enough kids calling themselves Mooch these days #monsterdon

Anthony Scaramucci is in this movie? #mooch #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe but he might be onto a new dessert sensation! #Monsterdon

LIKE A SKY ROCKET. Wow, it sure was the 50's. #Monsterdon

i don't think we should be touching that with our bare hands

#Monsterdon

Really? As big as a moon?
#monsterdon

"D'ya think it's radioactive?" "Probably!" #monsterdon

Steve, I'm just gonna wager it's not a great idea to start STICKING YOUR FINGERS in the GOO #Monsterdon

"..what's it smell like Steve?"
"feet"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

like a sky rocket? with one of those robits inside? and the whoosit and the whatsit?

#Monsterdon

Body moving under blanket...also used in The Thing.

#Monsterdon #TheBlob #TheBlob1958

"...hey, could you come into the office. There's an old dude with some flesh eating thing."

#Monsterdon #TheBlob

IT WIGGLES! It jiggles.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

Now it's his entire arm!!! Noooooooo! #monsterdon

Whoa, whoa, buddy, you're in the doctor's office, that is not appropriate here. #Monsterdon

@trixter nah, Mr McQueen hasn't met Paul Newman yet. wait for Towering Inferno for that. #monsterdon

"Oh damn, I have GOT to get new glasses!" #monsterdon

"Ah, what we've got here is an acute case of Bacon Arm." #Monsterdon

These "teens" are too chummy with the local fuzz.
#Monsterdon #TheBlob

GOO ON THE MOVE #Monsterdon

OMINOUS SHEET

#Monsterdon

Steve is *not* insisting on going by himself to investigate the alien mystery? He's talking even more people into going with him? He's way too smart to last long in this movie #monsterdon

Damnit! No sandwich😥 tonight
#TheBlob_1958 #monsterdon #mastoween

"...doctor's journal. The apple butter hand has progressed to apple butter arm"

#Monsterdon #TheBlob